Shehryar
@shehrryaar
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Joined August 2020
I locked myself in my room and my parents started yelling at me “BAHAAR AA BAHAAR AA” and I said “hua dil pehli pehli baar ve” and now they’re disowning me??.
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I felt every single emotion known to mankind in these 23 seconds
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Brooo I’m dy1ing I thought the start of the video was the PTI jalsa 💀.
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Bro dating shera from shandar mobiles.
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India you may have won the game but we still have Fawad Khan.
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Went to LUMS and accidentally asked for paani instead of water and a group of people pulled me aside and started be4ting me up.
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Wait till people realise that this is Ronaldos last World Cup not cuz he’s old but cuz he can’t travel to the US for the next one.
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this Ramadan we need to stop pretending that Rooh Afza is a good drink and finally admit that it tastes terrible.
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🗣 | My mom asked me: "Where is the TV remote?". 🗣 | I said: "Pakistan". 🗣 | She replied: "What are you talking about?". 🗣 | I said: "On top of the table."
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You will NEVER guess what happens in the 2nd half of the video
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The one good thing Andrew Tate has done is that he’s made it a lot easy for people to identity incels cuz before him you had to ask all sorts of questions now all u gotta do is ask someone their opinion of him.
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Tweets like these are so weird man this is not what we want to see on Twitter
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Someone said he looks like Abhijeet from CID💀.
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what the fuck is written on the bottom right of the certificate I have never cringed harder.
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The best movie soundtracks in Bollywood history think we can all agree
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Nah man I’m so clumsy I was listening to Lana Del Ray and Taylor Swift like I always do and one of my many books that I have read (not Colleen Hoover!) fell from the shelf onto my phone😭 luckily I’m 6 feet tall so it’s okay I rearranged them. I have curly hair. My cat saw it all.
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Accidentally stood up for Englands national anthem fffsss this is not what my ancestors fought for.
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“Yo bro how did you know I’m a spoilt Islamabadi with a nicotine addiction and a misogynistic mindset”
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This is the Babar Azam we brought to Australia for the World Cup
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a friend gave me this in school and it’s the sweetest thing ever
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13 year old me looking for the homework I definitely didn’t do
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Imran khan announced long March? Ab Kya March k maheenay main 32 din hongay?.
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