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if you sit outside listlessly long enough usually something wonderful and cinematic just eventually happens to you
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there’s just such a specific type of guy who refuses to let go of his android
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the being in a “tech for social good” college club to not doing any social good pipeline
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I found a bunch on StreetEasy and then showed up to the open houses of the most rat infested buildings I have ever seen
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why r ppl so weird about clarifying getting B.S. vs a B.A. i promise it is an entirely meaningless distinction
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@isosteph
cannot imagine looking at a literal infant and thinking this... this is Gone Girl feminism
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in an ideal world dating apps wouldn’t exist it would just be friends introducing each other to other friends & so on. this strategy makes for great wedding speeches and more fun for me as someone who likes having a front row seat to my friends lives. I’m nostalgic for 10yrs ago
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Cupertino and Los Gatos are a 15 min drive apart but feel like different worlds. there was a guy in a cowboy hat and boots and a parrot on his shoulder at the coffee shop in Los Gatos this morning and there are like 15 kids doing SAT prep or whatever at Main St Cupertino Philz
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@coldhealing
the thing is I must be actually insane bc I don’t think any of these are particularly wild. just a run of the mill crush
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I forgot how New York feels like a totally different city when it’s warm outside. some guy we walked past just said to his friends “I told her I loved her night” and they all cheered and I was overcome with joy for everyone involved
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did the stereotypical brown girl thing of instagram soft launching a 3 yr relationship and let me just say i am so overwhelmed............ and this is after individually hiding my story from all extended family members & associated snitches...............
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suuuuper normal thing for a professor to say in a class discussion forum
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when a girl follows me on ig after we meet once it’s like nice! we might become friends or at least bear witness to snippets of each other’s lives for all of technoeternity! when a guy does it it’s like death penalty asap
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I don’t want my likes to be private I want my friends and foes to be able to peek into my digital consciousness anytime they want:( my little tweet library open for anyone’s perusal… if I wanted to keep it private I would just bookmark!
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todayyyy is the start of my monthlong funemployment 🤙🏽😎😇 I am no longer a “pls fix” minion thank god
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the feminine urge to keep following Caroline Calloway on every social media platform indefinitely
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well ok I did not get buff but I ordered dumbbells and will someday learn how to use them. but also got my 2nd dose and took grad photos w my vax card! class of 2021 wow!
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i refuse to ever adopt corporate workspeak I will add “lol” to 37% my messages addressed to anyone under 33 years of age and I will NEVER ask anyone to ping me
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the point of this tweet is not that ppl following rules are bad, it’s that ppl following rules - doing the bare minimum IMO - and using that to fuel their holier than thou paternalistic mindsets w zero empathy for ppl who cannot do the same are super duper annoying
following covid safety rules for the last year has given really boring people a hero complex and i'm curious to see what that'll be replaced with when they get vaccinated
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corporate America wants me to decorate a whole gingerbread house in my bedroom on a zoom call with 100 ppl at 4pm on a Thursday
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I’m just saying I could easily make a gorgeous intuitive and highly functional collaboration software tool I just don’t feel like it rn…
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addicted to saying “yep!” and “sounds good!” even when things sound in fact not that good
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@LordSandwichOne
there’s a subdivision here between android guy who drives something reliable like a Honda Civic or Toyota Classic and android guy who drives an Ev prob a Tesla, idk anything about whiskey
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why do people on tech twitter like to flex that they read books so much. it’s not that special and half the screenshots they post mean so little without additional context
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i miss Berkeley 🥲 specifically gregoire’s potato puffs and walking down Euclid through campus around sunset 😿 and how all of it felt like a Liminal Space that we all got to quickly jaunt around for a short period
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something very crazy is happening right now and it’s that I am having my last London Fog at Caffe Strada as a Berkeley resident
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eating imm thai pad see ew and drinking triple rock monkeyhead trying 2 relive my nonexistent glory days
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my favorite thing about San Francisco is how if you are on top of one of the many hills in the city in every direction you look there is a completely different landscape and they are all uniquely beautiful
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what im gonna miss the most about college is reexplaining the rules of rage cage
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i will be BRAVE I will take the train back from the airport today instead of ubering I will be BRAVE I will take the train back from the airport today instead of ubering I will be BRAVE I will take the train back from the airport today instead of ubering I will be BRAVE 🫡🫡🫡
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at some point freshman year this was my fav going out outfit......... I needed to be bullied for this
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thinking about this time when a guy pulled out an almost finished elena ferrante book in a cafe full of women and the mood instantly shifted from quiet chill to borderline feral
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all it took was my college graduation for my extended family to auto shift gears to jokingly (?) and incessantly discussing me getting married……..happy Diwali✨✨✨
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people who wake up early just love to tell you how much they've accomplished before 9am and sometimes you let them to do that out of pity, bc to paraphrase Van Gogh: the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day & they just don't get to experience it!
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I love Williamsburg…..I love New York….. I love San Francisco…. I’m excited to get in my first waymo 🔜 sorry for being a stereotype but I’m having fun
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some fellowship students tried to convert me in the Mezzo sandwich line……. Berkeley is back
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just remembered how I sustained my mid-distance middle school relationship through the first half of 9th grade mainly through “pokes” on Facebook
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power outage affecting 788 people in Berkeley so we are looking at election updates on our phones in the candlelight, as the Founding Fathers intended
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getting mildly sick on dec 27 is lowkey goated in situations where hibernating from bad weather and recuperating from holiday festivities is the vibe
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why don't all condiments and spreadable foods come in squeeze tubes. squeezey peanut butter, squeezy nutella, the possibilities are virtually endless yet here we are stuck using butterknives and compounding our dishwashing burdens
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someone I know from middle school captioned her engagement Instagram post “link in bio” with the link being a form to request a wedding invite. should I do it
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if ur an sf to nyc transplant it’s best to stay off instagram today. just a PSA
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it seems that after every spring I somehow forget how impossibly pretty wisteria vines are in full bloom!!! how is it even allowed. literally divine
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just remembered how in that one song Bruno Mars was like “I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine smiling next to Oprah and the Queen”
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would you believe it if I told you I was nearly prosecuted for trying to enjoy my non-alcoholic prebiotic soda by the waterfront on a perfect summer evening. it’s as if the police state wants me personally to have scurvy
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ended my long run early and got an iced flavored latte and sitting by west side highway on a sunny New York Sunday!!!! the will to live it’s coming back……
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the masculine urge to go to chipotle despite having a fridge full of homemade leftovers and fresh ingredients
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someone do me a solid and lmk when the urban dictionary name thing is over on Instagram
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me arranging my little plate of 2 pears and a dollop of peanut butter:
This Is the Ultimate Act of Self Love, So Intentional in its Tenderness, So Tender in its Intentionality
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hi everyone I did more than the bare minimum at work today and I feel GOOD !!!! gonna pick up wine and make pizza now. I even exercised (had mini dance session) and fixed my water heater. so many Ws I’m absolutely soaring
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anyone getting married this summer should invite me to their wedding. I’m a great wedding guest and I think I could genuinely add value to your event
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no need to go see Fred again bc I saw him from every conceivable angle on instagram stories in the last week
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me going on about my career existentialism on the phone w my dad on the verge of tears and he’s just like.. ok… and then I’m like… exactly ok… all better👍🏽 🤕✌🏽
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it’s honestly so annoying how i find my job really interesting and thought-provoking on a daily basis. really gets in the way of my personal brand
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spent all day wearing my stupid $10 blue light glasses to feel more like an Intellectual Working Professional and now i have a headache because the lens quality is terrible
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Obama playlist drops are one of the only pure pop culture moments left - always a simple discourse, innocent jokes, really truly just not that deep
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it was really cute how I sprinted two city blocks with my backpack on with random guy on the street chanting “run Forrest run” at me and I still missed my train
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in this new Zoom era, these unprecedented times, let's normalize muting people when they aren't supposed to talk
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millennial woman with super tall sock bun in front of me on this flight has been alternating between slack/work google sheet/“wedding planning” google sheet for the last 4.5 hours. sometimes she replies to iMessages from her laptop too. girlbosses don’t need the pomodoro method
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what’s the German word for “I was here one year ago but it felt vastly different”
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if I got buccal fat removal what would the aunties squeeze every time they saw me. my cherubic cheeks r for them not for me
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i repurposed stale costco croissants into almond croissants and while this was a fun and delicious activity now i have to live with the knowledge that almond croissants are so good simply bc you are adding a lot more butter into an already buttery thing. gotta reap what u sow
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like a year ago when I told my parents I wanted to try out standup comedy my dad told me Ken Jeong was a licensed physician before he became a comedian
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this phase of life called “being a new grad in the bay” wherein at least 20% of Instagram stories I watch are of people at the climbing gym
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I know I’m my father’s daughter because I can never turn my back on bulk deals at the grocery store. gonna work my way through 25lbs of carrots or die trying
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normally I couldn’t care less about royal family drama but framing the Meghan Markle/Oprah interview as frivolous or gossipy is so unimaginative, as if specific cultural moments like this aren’t consistently the crucibles of social change or at LEAST windows into the zeitgeist
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experiencing troublesome and potentially devastating levels of nostalgia for sf
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convincing myself to go into the office at 2:54pm just so I can stop by the aritzia store at 5:30pm
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I would’ve been so unhinged by now if I had all of New York City at my disposal as a curious & FOMO-driven 18 year old
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sorting out my childhood bedroom like will I ever need a protractor again
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burpees aren’t even the most physically demanding exercises, they’re just the most dehumanizing. workout equivalent of chasing after a ping pong ball
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Lisbon I’m in you… it’s 1pm on a Monday and a throuple crowded around a table for 2 in the middle of a trendy downtown cafe is taking turns making out and taking bites of avocado toast and a stack of raspberry pancakes. jobless behavior, love is everywhere
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alright everyone I need to get off Twitter finish my work in the next hour so I can go enjoy this beautiful 80 degree weather & bike & beach I love California !!!!!!
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@Liamjsm
yeah it’s so strange how people wear workout clothes to go work out, that definitely must mean they hate clothes!
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over the last few weeks way too many fully vaxxed ppl I know have tested positive and been symptomatic and things are feeling a bittt like late feb/early March 2020 🥲
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guys i just got the fleet update i'm so excited to be annoying. instagram makes me nervous but here i can be unabashedly stupid for the 10 people who engage with me
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😭 one pic with the irish PM and two of niall
Today, it's my great honor to welcome so much indomitable Irishry to the White House.
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one stroll down Piedmont Avenue any given evening and it’ll all make sense. Greek life embarrassing itself once again
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foaming at the mouth trying to resist the urge to say “we’re so back”
Nice crowd waiting for the Trader Joe’s opening this morning in Hayes Valley. Ribbon cutting in 10 minutes.
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