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deeply unserious about everything except for using math to be a smarter sports fan | she/her | #FinsUp and #NHLJets , mostly

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the winnipeg jets as brooklyn nine nine screenshots: a thread
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i will die on the hill that having merch about a politician is weird in every situation
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@svershbow people with a master’s degree collaborated on jill biden’s 💕 response to joe’s withdrawal
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EVERYONE WATCH THIS LMAOOOOOOO
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yikes moment
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if you weren’t around for this i don’t wanna hear it 🙏
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it's so sick that players get 129 points now. you kids will never understand how it literally felt like no player would ever hit 120 again for like 12 solid years
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both connor mcdavid and i can skate
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Both the vaccinated and unvaccinated can spread the virus.
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“fck this guy” “i love this guy” these are public servants not boy bands get a grip
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completely unsurprising that jen botterill is educated and articulate in her analysis. women in hockey have to be ten times more qualified on paper and ten times more deliberate in every single action just to get a seat at the table. of course she’s the smartest one in the room.
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masks are the world’s tiniest inconvenience why are we still acting like this instead of letting ppl mind their business and do what makes them comfortable 🤨
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never change, @MoneyPuckdotcom
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whoever gave neaton his media training needs a raise. asking every kid their name, thanking them for coming. “are you gonna be a jet one day?” when they nod, he lets them know he’ll take care of them in the net while they light it up. amazing stuff, love this guy
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the “women watch hockey for the hot guys” has always been funny because this is the view of the hot guys in question
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every day in hockey i come back to the same statement i saw once and never forgot: i’d rather be excluded for who i include than included for who i exclude. hockey is for everyone, always.
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@RileyDaneault the entertainmentification™️ of politicians post-2016 will be studied in history books
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just overheard two women in purple scarves saying they’ve been waiting 60 years for this… oh yeah i’m gonna cry today @thepwhlofficial
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nothing even comes close
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Quote this with your favourite sports stat of all time
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people are using twitter as a dating app tonight but i’ll be honest guys there’s only room for one special man in my life and his name is capfriendly interactive seattle expansion draft simulator
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did this actually happen
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drawing the PLD/Laine trade tree in 10 years is going to be my new party trick
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psa about the pwhl: if you’re like me and are scared of entering established fan based because you feel like you don’t know enough, NOWS THE TIME TO GET INTO WOMENS HOCKEY! new league, new rules, new everything - pick a team, get involved, and ignite that passion ❤️
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outrage over last night’s anthem is sooo lost on me. canada has such a beautifully diverse population and using the punjabi language to help communicate that by singing about OUR country we all share is so cool - don’t be a loser.
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no guys i’m not okay there are so many people here. all genders, all ages, all jerseys, all smiles. hockey is here and it’s for EVERYONE. way to show up, minnesota.
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“there’s no minimizing that” as we continue to minimize women’s trauma over and over and over and over again
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Logan Mailloux is writing another chapter in his story tonight at Bell Centre. Personal opinion: We're overeager as a society to throw away the key sometimes. Especially with 17-year-olds who make awful decisions. Horrible choices. There is no minimizing that. He's paid a real
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idk who needs to hear this but only allowing vaccinated people to go certain places/attend certain events is not discrimination - it’s just dealing with the consequences of a personal choice you made
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Aside from the Bobby Orr "flying through the air" photo, what is the most iconic photo in NHL history?
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get ready to learn a conditional 2nd rounder, buddy
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no one has enjoyed this pandemic, but when all is said and done, i will fondly remember those who did everything they could to protect themselves, their neighbours, and the healthcare system. the sacrifices you made every day, big and small, are forever appreciated 🧡
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maybe this is a boomer take idk but i feel like if you’re tweeting on a public account you should always be doing so understanding that there’s a very real possibility that the person you are tweeting about will see it lol
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x - Evie🤍 - cody and nico enthusiast
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i’m going to jump of a cliff, bye guys
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@intheweeeds congrats you now have a “fun fact about yourself” for the rest of eternity
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3 years
starting a go fund me to bribe dustin byfuglien out of retirement
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2 years
the goldeyes have the best concessions of any winnipeg sports team and it’s not even close
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fun late night stats for everyone: 9/12 of winnipeg’s starting forwards have as many or more goals than pierre luc dubois (7) this season. 0/12 of them have a higher cap hit than him.
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cherished every moment with these guys and glad i did. thank you for everything @sdpnsports
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this is how i found out btw
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The Trump shooter:
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fit check courtesy of the one and only @hayyyshayyy 🤍❄️✈️
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need someone relevant to date a hockey player so bad
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Couldn't have said it any better. ❤️ @taylorswift13 (via @TIME )
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nhl scf viewership over the last fifteen years btw for context
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Tuning in to history, together. Our inaugural game reached 2.9 million Canadian viewers on New Year’s Day across our three Canadian national broadcast partners: CBC, Sportsnet, and TSN. 📰
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made a lot of new friends on twitter in the last couple days so just a gentle reminder that this is not a safe space for you if you don’t value and respect women’s contributions to the sports industry everyone else though,,, hi!!
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me and the homies after the comish says we aren’t losing our team to salt lake city
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THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
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brady tkachuk is just a seven year old boy on summer break who’s following his older brother around and having a good time leave him alone
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@TheOakLeafs leafs fans having a normal one it looks like
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i can’t believe duncan keith didn’t fix the oilers
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two amazing days of PWHL hockey so far and another season opener on the docket today feels like a good time to remind everyone (or share with you for the first time!) that i have the privilege of sitting on the @thepwhlofficial ’s Fan Advisory Network (FAN) ⬇️
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pov the two loudest jets fans you know about to go bonkers inside clc tonight @jpolly22
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@rwesthead @SportsCentre hoping with my whole heart that this is by his own choice and not due to external pressures.
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happy tony deangelo elimination night to all who celebrate
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bit of a full circle moment. for the last 10 years, i have spent as many birthdays as i can in the stands at dev camp. this year was the same in so many ways, but very different in others. first day of dev camp media - in the books ✅ this is 23 and i am so grateful.
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girls run the world 🤍
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just subscribed to @JFreshHockey 's patreon and my first order of business is to remind you all that this man lives in his own world
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starting a lemonade stand to support the winnipeg jets so they don’t move to utah
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wowza take of the day goes to this guy 😭
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Alex Morgan ⚡️
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@lysshoude is cancer contagious now? wtf do masks have to do with anything related to cancer
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i keep seeing 'i didnt have this on my 2020 bingo card' so enjoy a blackout 2020 bingo card of Things That Actually Happened
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@Capitals lots of jokes about and puns on the number but just a reminder or an fyi if you’re unfamiliar with the back story, he wears this in memory of his teammate matiss kivlenieks 🫶
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i still feel like this is a crazy call idk idk idk
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Mark Scheifele gets called for embellishment after this hit from J.T. Miller. #Canucks | #GoJetsGo 📽️: Sportsnet | NHL
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tw sa god i keep opening my phone, typing a tweet, losing the words, giving up, feeling a little broken. and then i remember that almost every woman has a story too and i feel even more broken. today is so hard
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winnipeg jets fans turning on one of the best goalies to ever play the sport of hockey is certainly something
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i take it back maybe it’s a good thing we’re losing capfriendly ❤️
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Who says no?
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ITS GO TIME @Wpg_BlueBombers
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when gary bettman comes to winnipeg im gonna take him to pizza laundromat chicken car wash on ellice and arlington
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not to be cringe on main but there is nothing quite like the winnipeg whiteout. my fav time of the year and it's not even close. the community, the excitement, the unity, the identity, give me all of it. let's absolutely fly ❄️✈️ #GoJetsGo
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in the house tonight. thanks for the love everyone, it means more than you’ll ever know! go jets 🤍
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jets fans, i promise there are a dozen defensemen on the market that will be better than seth jones that we can get for half the price in dollar value and/or assets you’d have to give up repeat after me: we do NOT want him
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MATTHEW TKACHUK WINNIPEG MENTION ITS STILL ALWAYS ABOUT US
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unless his name is mcdavid, matthews, or mackinnon, he probably shouldn’t be “absolutely untouchable” in a potential jack eichel trade
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grad pics just came in the mail! thrilled to start this next chapter of my life living my vocation as a homemaker 🤍
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@swifferupdates this is the right way to refer to this couple
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a photo of my brain every time minnesota is playing and, consequently, @domluszczyszyn starts going nuts
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happy birthday to the man with the mighty mighty roar @Steve_Dangle
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@rickriordan this is a wholesome apology and i love the openness for discussion in the replies as well 🥺❤️
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@kularkvark @breadman_42 @hayyyshayyy i bet you did, milky d who tweets about crypto to their 100 followers
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super excited to be joining the @SportsTalkWPG team and couldn’t be prouder to be working on this alongside @ConnorHrabchak1 😎
@SportsTalkWPG
Winnipeg Sports Talk
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NEW SHOW: Join @ConnorHrabchak1 and @lysshoude for “WST Deep Dive”, a brand-new show on our YouTube channel where they break down the film on #NHLJets prospects, current players, and more. Episode 1 drops next week, as they'll take a look at 2023 first-round pick Colby Barlow.
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proud member of the fraud squad see you soon #NHLJets 🤸
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just got to talk about the winnipeg jets being 1st in the league on the radio and now am on my way to my first day of my last semester of university, pretty good monday so far 🌞
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18 goals for a guy who’s been scratched for over a quarter of the season is nuts
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@RussoHockey “airing the admission publicly” a journalist specifically asked him and he answered the question dawg cmon
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didn’t even get a chance to respond to my boy 💔💔💔💔💔
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pictures that preceded unfortunate events
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@elishadacey trent i am free on thursday if you want to hang out
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🐐 logo, btw
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patrik laine back in winnipeg where he belongs
@fimango
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Be creative. What do girls want?
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did nate mackinnon eat gluten before this game or what
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THEM.
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i am begging leafs fans to either go with their superiority complex or their victim mentality because you can not have both
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not to be lame but cheering for a team that is good and fun and happy at the same time is actually the best y’all should try it sometime
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on a personal note: tomorrow i start a position i’ve been working towards for almost two years now. being the new vp of professional events for the asper school of business’ commerce students’ association is a huge honour and responsibility, and i am so proud of how i got here 🤍
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just imagine how much better this would have been
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@FriedgeHNIC a better defenseman got paid 5.75 literally an hour ago
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hockey twitter needed a new villain after tony deangelo left enter barstool
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i would like pierre luc dubois to score i’m getting tired of defending him
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idk if i have ever heard this loud of a regular season crowd lmaoo couldn’t even HEAR the macarena and then basically burst my eardrums on that one
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what have you enabled @insiderJmoney
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tickets secured for my first ever winnipeg jets playoff game 🥹
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i just think it’s neat that colin miller is a winnipeg jet now
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letting dylan demelo walk for free would be the worst player transaction in jets 2.0 history and i absolutely mean that
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“it was no longer my word against everyone else’s.” what courage and resilience from kyle beach. the nhl and the blackhawks’ organization failed him. i’m absolutely amazed by the strength he has shown. wishing so much healing upon kyle and his family.
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