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Math/Physics, Engineer, Programming, Wiccan Sympathizer, Retired, I ponder the 1000 year storm. Post some original thoughts, or I unfollow. signal: lw_smiley.86

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Vadym Makhnytskyy @makhnytskyy Col (ret) Marines, Director of Northbridge Services Group Ltd, President of the Trade Union of servicemen of Ukraine. Traveler, lawyer, adventurer, crazy diver
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@SidneyPowell1 @realDonaldTrump @LLinWood @LaraLeaTrump @Scavino45 @BillWhiteNY @marklevinshow @BarbaraRedgate @JosephJFlynn1 @MariaBartiromo @jbinnall @MajorPatriot @Trump Thnx for the like @makhnytskyy Northbridge Services Group founders...growing demand for a highly discrete, totally reliable yet cost effective service...personnel consist of highly decorated...Special Forces...
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@BadFoxGraphics He hates that Baron is taller than he is.
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#Democrates refused to drink poison when asked.
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@acnewsitics They put a lot of weight behind those opinions.
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@CharlesPPierce @NormOrnstein "Mr. Trump, by contrast, appears to be suffering the effects of time in very visible ways. Trump dyes his hair, wears a toupee and unevenly applies bronzer to his face. He is obese with small hands and he wears a girdle to hide his unhealthy physique in front of crowds"
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@ThatEricAlper You bought 459 mangos at $1.19 ea for a total of $546.21 wow is that a lot of mangos or is that inflation?
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@ProjectLincoln Make USSR Great Again
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@TristanSnell "They're rushin' my trial," claims pootin' ally, Trump
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@TheRickWilson You can cook with it, no wait, that's pasteurization.
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@s8n Cerberus is Hades dog, not yours, and he says we can pet him.
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@slater_paul Russell Crow 🤣
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@RpsAgainstTrump She's got my vote. I'm in Maryland.
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@AdamKinzinger I hate everyone who destroys art.
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@GovLarryHogan Don't do it. Don't vote for Hogan. We have to hold the Senate. Vote Blue! Vote Democratic up and down the ticket!
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@mjfree I never want to hear that creepy swine's voice again.
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@RpsAgainstTrump "Sold-Out" a venue of a couple hundred paid spectators?
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@gtconway3d "make it's journey through the complexities of survival"??? Who wrote this? 🤔
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@RpsAgainstTrump Thou shalt not break wind in court.
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@WarOnDumb Aww. She's wearing her Mike Lindell cross.
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@TheFungi669 Slipcover
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@LakotaMan1 Keep it secret from Ted Nugent and Kristi Noem.
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@sunsungirly Their opinions carry a lot of weight...
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@7Veritas4 Doesn't "anywhere" and "any place" mean the same thing?
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@Anthony_Bonato But a uncountable subset are continuous and differentiable so calculus is worth doing. Goodbye.
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@DogginTrump He just happened to have a sledge hammer next to his TV, weird. 🤔
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@piper4missouri Ben never seen 101 Dalmatians and it shows
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@RpsAgainstTrump A Fish Called Habba
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@gtconway3d @Acyn Is this considered juror intimidation?
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@RpsAgainstTrump Perjorie Taylor Greene
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@MAstronomers I hope we're in a stable orbit.
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@AmyLynnStL Stand my ground. Self defense.
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@ImShahinyan d4, d3 en passant Bxd5#
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@Ty___Webb How might the election be thrown to congress, what happens if some county or state refuses to certify the results of the election in time, then lawsuits, then the courts involved, 2020 was practice run?
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@SouthPark Looking for Kenny McCormick posters like this
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@RpsAgainstTrump Let's Unlike Elon
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@JamesMelville Police tip, I believe Mr. Coyote is under the boulder.
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@punt_rd No More, No More
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@Damaan4u33 "Bring back religion"? I went to public school in the sixties and seventies. Religion wasn't taught then. And "religion" is code for Christianity, right? It's already taught in Sunday School so leave it there in church where it belongs.
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@RpsAgainstTrump He committed erection fraud with Stormy.
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@JohnCleese Mr. Godawful inspired me to attempt a limerick: There once was a President Awful, Whose various acts were unlawful. When caught in the act, He took issue with fact, And every opportunity to waffle. Improvements welcomed.
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@gggirl924 Why wait for him to pass away?
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@travisakers 3pm has been my naptime for years
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@JohnWDean Always loopholes: The President could have someone commit a crime like murder or assault etc. within Washington DC city limits, then pardon that individual. DC is not a state and has no governor, and the mayor doesn't have the power to pardon. It's the President's.
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@GenMhayden Round up the rebels. Round up the seditionists. Round up the Putin Caucus. The way we're fighting this civil war, we're losing.
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@Logically_JC “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” ~ Isaac Asimov, Foundation
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@Sophia_Nyx Animal House
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@acnewsitics On the subject of MTG, isn't she guilty of spreading revenge porn against Hunter Biden?
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@MollyJongFast Do they notify? How do voters check their status? Will the word get out to Wyoming Democrats to update their voter registration status?
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@igorbobic He sounds skeptical of jury verdicts 🤔
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@Mollyploofkins My new lawyer, CPA, and financial planner.
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@GovLarryHogan Democrats Unite Behind Democrats! Vote Blue This November!
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@mjfree Yes, they are made. Read what bitcoin mining is. They are created on computers and servers that process and store bitcoin transactions with cryptological algorithms in such a way that they cannot be counterfeited. The computers and servers consume electricity and have a physical
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@RonFilipkowski "steel stanchions"?
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@nytimes impound the trucks, arrest the drivers. military logistics, LE and customs search, drive them into US and turn around to staging area in Canada, let them pay fines and fight in court for their trucks back
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@AmyLynnStL shop for $33K handbags
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@MollyJongFast She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; -Lord Byron
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@gtconway3d I'm your Huckleberry Finn
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@RealEmirHan Moe Green
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@Acyn You want everyone to march to the beat of your drum.
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@acnewsitics Saluting the "suckers and losers" for another photo op.
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@ProjectLincoln Who is Trump's interior decorator? ...Satan?
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@GeorgeTakei "Never fart uphill me boys, never fart uphill!"
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@acnewsitics graven images, shall have no god before me or something like that
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@CheryleRPh2 Skid Mark
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@Acyn If Trump falls, they fall.
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@GovLarryHogan We can restore the American Dream by keeping the Senate Blue. Vote Democratic for the Senate and all up and down the ticket! Larry won't restore Roe and will vote for right wing Judiciary picks.
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@engineers_feed 1 failure in a 1000 launches spreading contamination into the atmosphere?
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@TheRichFromCali Kelly is the winning choice.
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@RonFilipkowski "I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on Twitter."
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@RpsAgainstTrump Cornel West is an attention seeker, a minstrel clown, an academic charlatan. Why does CNN give him airtime brother?
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@ImShahinyan Rf7, if BxR then Bxb# and if g8 promote, then Rf5#
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@RockLovesMe2 Megameth: Tornado Park
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@GM_Gabuzyan added note Kf2 b6xR or b5 Ke1#
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@ImShahinyan I'll try again Qa8 if Kh8 then Nf6# if Kh6 then Rxh4# if h4xR then Qh1# if h3 then Rxh3#
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@ATRightMovies Hate to say it, but Léon: The Professional
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@RachelBitecofer "bigger" men or parades? Police and ex-military behind the masks? Or just to avoid photo identification?
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@RonFilipkowski God hates flags
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@LombeBNgandu @StephenAtHome A man of a certain age should stop dying his hair.
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@gtconway3d I thought it was Eric the Red down the Hudson and dropped em off at present day Sioux City.
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@LakotaMan1 Congrosswoman
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@BeschlossDC @upper_pnw He needs to sit through a play at Ford's Theatre...
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@MarkHertling J U D G E I N B I O
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@MarkHamill Elsewhere this photo is revealed and a Paul Simon concert
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@NotHoodlum @Bravomektek I googled it. It is from Paul Simon's concert.
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@realworldrj @maggieNYT Don't you mean sueance?
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@GovLarryHogan Vote Blue Vote Democratic Vote Against Larry Hogan for Senate
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@glennkirschner2 If you haven't noticed, we're at war with fascists. I say gloves off. I say preemptive. I say extrajudicial. We can't rely on hope.
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@ProjectLincoln ohh She's wearing her Mike Lindell cross
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@maanow @LongFormMath Évariste Galois
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@TheRickWilson If they did, god forbid, then Obama could run against him, couldn't he?
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@KellDA Did you mean sharting?
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@MJMcKean Can I add a letter? OK, The Whom
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@GovLarryHogan You seem decent, but I'm voting Blue straight up and down the ballot. Can't afford to lose the Senate seat to a Republican. Sorry.
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@RpsAgainstTrump In a hotel room with hidden cameras and underage girls.
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