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@localmanszn
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Follow @ SaintJaySZN before Elon packs me up again 😭
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@localmanszn
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@StokeyyG2 Park The Bus vs All Out Attack, Football Eritage 🥲
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@localmanszn
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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, thank you for everything... Things didn't turn out the way we dreamed it would, but you made me believe again... And I will never forget all you did for this club, as both a player AND as a manager. #ThankYouOle
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@localmanszn
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@localmanszn
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@MulhollandL0ver The way you jump into all these stories man, unreal 😭😭😭
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@localmanszn
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@The_Gerrard_Era @TheShowtimeReds On behalf of the yanited ft delegation I would like to distance ourselves from this tweet and the bot who tweeted it We're still winning the treble, but the tweet is wrong
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@localmanszn
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@_tabies R9 Ronaldo after 2014 Kaka Pato Michael Owen Rooney after them years he was pressing for Ronaldo Juan Mata after he lost his pace It's a tragedy
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@localmanszn
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Whatever side of the debate you're on, if 37 year old Ronaldo not winning the World Cup with Portugal was the turning point, you don't know football.
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Is the Ronaldo vs Messi war officially over? Is today that day?
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@localmanszn
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@4ktinoo You got a U in the language you speak?
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@localmanszn
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@FCShakhtar_eng Biggest club in Eastern Europe in my book
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@KingJames @iamjamiefoxx Nearly scared the shit outta me mentioning heavens, he ain't going anywhere yet
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@localmanszn
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@dxmss_ "person of colour" might be the most useless catch-all white people have given out and situations like this prove it
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@localmanszn
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@Crimson7Am @KoolMoKal @sahana_srini She said "my boyfriend" so clearly it worked, no?
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@localmanszn
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@DiscussingFilm 3 seasons like spring, summer and autumn? Cause ain't no way 3 separate seasons of this show exist, surely
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@localmanszn
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@pinc2448 @Jody_McFly Bro he's the host not their master 💀
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@localmanszn
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@ACSfessions Man said he's a nonce in spirit 😭😭 you have to laugh, therapy's that way fella
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@localmanszn
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@MCFCTrey @FootballlForAll And the Man City fans who have a 9hr flight to Saudi Arabia ahead of them? No thoughts spared for them?
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@localmanszn
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@andersoonx_ @FabrizioRomano Greatest player to ever play for this club, but not this club's greatest ever player, slight difference
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@localmanszn
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@TheNBACentral This is a man who has decided to stay seated in order to listen to the band performing on the Titanic complaining that his feet are getting soaked
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@localmanszn
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@ManUnitedZone_ @TimesSport He definitely should have left a while ago but still no excuse for abuse tbf
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@localmanszn
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@TheFergusonWay @TheShowtimeReds I'm convinced he's trying to get us cooked
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@localmanszn
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@NewsForAllUK So many things in this video making me crease 1) he must have a pet lion with a cat flap that big 2) the kung-fu kick from inside through said cat flap 3) he's been studying Mayweather the way he shoulder rolled away from the kick 4) the "I'm invincible" "no you're not"
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@localmanszn
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@NewsForAllUK @MetroUK She's spot on ffs
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@localmanszn
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@jsteve2003 @talktometay @JumpmanStoner Jon Jon fought a pitbull with his bare hands and won, there's no contest, they gotta team up and fight mecha-coyote
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@localmanszn
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@localmanszn
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@NewsForAllUK 5) why's one of the policemen come over the fence when the path entrance is right there 6) why does she keep mentioning they have kids scared upstairs 7) why is the composition of the guy on the phone opening the catflap so perfect 8) the flip over the gate after being tasered
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@localmanszn
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@Jeph_thah Admin doing you like this btw
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@localmanszn
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@ACSfessions Somebody save the rest of society from this creature
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@FabrizioRomano If the universe were fair he'd be king of the world, my Solskjaer
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@localmanszn
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@utdarena He's so good on the ball without ever looking comfortable it's unreal, never seen anything like it
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@localmanszn
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@DiscussingFilm I love all the confused reactions, it's almost like the controller isn't for you, no? It's not for me either so I can't be the judge of it but props to Sony for doing this
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@localmanszn
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@mrcraigmoore1 @sistoney67 This is vintage Fergie calling out an actionable habit of an opponent right before we face them to put it in the mind of the referee. The fact is they do have the least effective playing time in the league, and that isn't desirable, and now everybody knows, it's genius.
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@localmanszn
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@ACSfessions The mandem's source:
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@ACSfessions Only way someone could get this story out of me is if it was a confession for what I did next
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@ACSfessions This a No Way Home type situation, you saved the day but now you gotta leave him alone and return to the streets 🙏🏾
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@premierleague @EASPORTSFIFA Paul Pogba is a quarter of the way to breaking the assist record and we've played three games, where is your shame?
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@localmanszn
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@Unapologetic_Z @chartdata @richthekid @kanyewest @tydollasign @playboicarti @Beyonce Kanye's been out since 96 and he's independent, no label no playlisting no radio no platforming . Industry Baby Beyonce's getting pressed by a guy who's album got taken down six separate times. She's a legend but Jay-Z's gonna have to make the call
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@localmanszn
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@TheEuropeanLad Honestly it was a goal, two separate Newcastle players had laid it off after the whistle was blown, bit shameless but rules should be rules, no doubt if they'd scored that against us it would have counted
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@localmanszn
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@mldiffley @mosthiphop Flute is sample from "Prison Song", off the Selma musical's studio album
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@localmanszn
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@PoliticsForAlI @thetimes Good call, children shouldn't be sexualised full stop I don't care who you are, let them grow to the point they can make their own decisions
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@Trujista We're back to turning opposition winger fans into AWB fans
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@localmanszn
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@randyjcruz More like
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@localmanszn
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@ACSfessions Surprised you even managed to get this submission in lad, get that will ready
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@jordyinit Imagine the hype and work ethic of Dele Alli, the shooting ability of Timo Werner but without the same confidence/persistence to keep going because he's got the anxiety of Bojan and the mental fragility of David De Gea post-2018 WC
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@localmanszn
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@Coolcatlovesy0u @ManUnitedZone_ @btsportfootball Rio is now aware of the jinx and has decided to use his powers for good, top man
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@localmanszn
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@Vhoyde The way I'm seeing people try and convince themselves that she's always been that shade...
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@localmanszn
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@NewsForAllUK Put the camera down and hustle ffs
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@theutdjournal ?????????????????
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@ManUnitedZone_ @D_DeGea David De Gea lookin at that crossbar after every goal 😳
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@localmanszn
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@joemul01 Hollywood movies are genuinely warping people's mind 🤦‍♂️
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@localmanszn
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@Mitz_83 @FootballlForAll Do they really have Dembele though?
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@localmanszn
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@lauriewhitwell He often does
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@MulhollandL0ver @BrothaHassan2 You gotta be making these up and filing them away in case of emergency cause wtf😭😭😭
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@localmanszn
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@LaPiochhe Needlessly toxic comparison of youth players? Why of course, it's Pioche Man
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@localmanszn
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@kanyestreams1 No wonder you don't like LeBron NIGGA YOU WAS 2 WHEN HE MADE THE DECISION 😭😭😭😭
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@localmanszn
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Andy Cole didn't make it through years of racially motivated scrutiny and a career ending illness to finish with the 4th most goals in Premier League history (2nd at retirement), all without a single penalty, to now be on the receiving end of this sort of blasphemy.
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@localmanszn
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@StatmanDave And I was hearing disasterclass shouts before the first assist ffs people really need to watch the game
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@localmanszn
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@JeremyClarkson How about you take the C, put it next to one of the Us, flip the other U upside down and then add a t on the end there fella? We're tired of the bs, your grades don't correlate with your success because your chosen career wasn't reliant on grades, not the case for the majority
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@PoliticsForAlI The 2022 World Cup has been awarded to Qatar
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@skinnylilbih Forget daddy, some people treat their pastor like their god, makes me sick
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@localmanszn
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@geezeration @knicks_tape99 Ben Simmons exception applies
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@localmanszn
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@TlCommentator I knew that account was fraudulent. You don't come back after 14 years tweeting like albert, you just don't
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@ACSfessions Even if this is a lie, shame for this even crossing your mind
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@localmanszn
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@TimelineCR7 Winning your nation's first trophy >>>>>
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@utdreport Everywhere I go, I see his face 😪
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@Alex72rfc @pieceandturkey And she's 21, not 17
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@localmanszn
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@ManUnitedZone__ For all the players who aren't having a starter: no starter For Tuanzebe:
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@FootballlForAll Meanwhile the US Men's team just won the Gold Cup, I guess they shouldn't be paid the same after all then, since international success was their argument 😭
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@privjrdn @utdreport What trophy are we meant to win before the first game of the season?
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@MCFCTrey @FootballlForAll Who told you that? You win the league and there are more people outside Greggs than outside your own stadium. You play for a trophy and you might as well be still restricted to 10% capacity. If your fans are all from Manchester, why can't we find them in Manchester?
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@ACSfessions And then everyone clapped and the teacher gave him a gold star and then Ronaldo landed from outer space with a siiiiuuuu and gave him a pair of signed boots
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@KSI @ACSfessions KSI knows about ACS Confessions?
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@alaska_gh @DeadlineDayLive The Glazers don't spend any money you helmet this is money we generate
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@localmanszn
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@lackey2010 @FootballRenais1 @thedailymanc All it took was three black players missing penalties for YOU to make it about race, that ain't got shit to do with us, that's on you
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@Vhoyde Just lost what little remaining respect I had for her, disgusting
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@localmanszn
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@MUMindset @NewsForAllUK Player removes pitch invader who attacked him, player gets a red card
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My f*cking right back 🥺
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@ACSfessions Come with me Miss
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@100_MCFC @utdreport Witness him hold something you'll never hold
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@JxckHatesDB They made it so much easier, I legit don't even remember scoring one on the old system, could never figure it out
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@ACSfessions You telling them you don't really want them after they've already hit
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@localmanszn
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@UTDKO7 @UtdPlug @ToniKroos @lukamodric10 When we knock it's a different knock
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@2wenty4s @skinnylilbih "I really apologize to myself especially" 😭😭 what a line ffs
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@sistoney67 He's learning, it's beautiful to see. Strange as it seems, when asked SAF listed Moyes' inability to play the media game as a main reason why he failed at UTD. Mind games like this are a part of that, something all the greats did; Jose, Rafa, Pep, but none better than Fergie 🥹
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@UtdArena When he steps onto the pitch and wants to play man, few come close
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@ACSfessions "Be vague and you admit nothing and everything at the same time." -Local Man
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@jordan_kittley @JohnnyChristod @CultureCrave @ELLEmagazine His name is Astrid Heimdallson thank you very much
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@localmanszn
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@Wilson38578040 @bIurt99 Brock Lesnar will lift you up and add you to his workout if he so choses bruh, stop all that talking
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@localmanszn
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@casualtakeking One of them did too much talking and the rest of them let that behaviour go unchecked and uncontested publicly, it's enough that LeBron was gracious in the non-response he gave when questioned, why does he owe them buddy buddy behaviour?
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@localmanszn
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@Callum_Howen @alex_crook And we'd play him over Fred too, just hand someone over
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@localmanszn
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@moviedouche @W3ghe @the_luhcy @sprint_running @Vin97Vinicius @DesertedScope Nigga do you want the next movie to be a half hour romp of Dr Strange and Wong rolling up to every Kang in the known multiverse and slicing their heads off yes or no? It was a dumb gun to put on Chekov's wall but they addressed why they didn't use it, so it's not a plot hole
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You can visibly see the swagger being absorbed, just like that nuclear bomb
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You can visibly see the swagger drain away.
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