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Kevin
2 years
@majamojablast @elonmusk He said parody is still allowed. Meaning comedy. This makes 0 sense.
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@ogkaptlil George Washington saw this and decided war was the only answer
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The Rangers popped bottles last night with the division still up on the air 😂 Astros just did a little toast knowing the goal wasn’t met yet. Champions are different.
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3 years
If Carlos Correa is on the opening day Astros roster I’m going to run on to the field and hug him.
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The Astros turned a guy named Chas McCormick into an above average everyday player. Got another dude named JP France being the most consistent starter the last month. Don’t believe the rankings. The Astros farm system will continue to roll out dudes you’ve never heard of.
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3 years
@MattWalshBlog Someone had the audacity to challenge their views with well known truths. Tough.
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3 years
@heckyessica Man thinks MLK is Pokémon
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4 years
@yashar Does anyone have a sense of humor anymore? There’s no reason to be offended by this just because we think we’re supposed to be. So stupid.
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2 years
Yuli goes deep tonight. I’ll bet my life on it.
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2 years
@historyinmemes All the liberal so called environmentalists are all like “this a actually happens all the time. But electric cars are the way to safety.”
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4 years
@MattWalshBlog I thought you couldn’t even publicly express a political preference in the military? They should be discharged immediately for inciting.
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4 years
@FLOTUS Yeah those thousands who were let go from the pipeline are sure feeling the love.
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3 years
@stoolpresidente Women having sex on stage is now music. Wild.
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3 years
@MattWalshBlog I don’t understand. That’s the only time you don’t have to wear a mask on a plane I thought. This pandemic has made everyone lunatics.
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4 years
@MaryMargOlohan Men are a dying breed
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4 years
@JuliaMorales This man won an MVP and has been the face of the franchise for years and he’s humble enough to move himself down in the lineup for the team. No ego at all.
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4 years
@nypost California is by far the worst run state in the country.
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2 years
@ABC Comedians getting embarrassed at the Oscars is starting to become a trend.
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3 years
@TheFirstonTV This guy displays the most bizarre behavior I’ve ever seen. Guy is off. Kid was incredibly uncomfortable.
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2 years
@JoshReynolds24 I would tell you to get a grip but that’s probably tough with your tiny baby hands.
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If the Astros come back home and do nothing offensively I’m really going to have questions. There has to be a reason.
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4 years
@nypost @BenDuBose Whoever wrote this headline we thank you
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3 years
I don’t get why this continues to live on. The Cardinals lost this series. Why is this such a memorable moment?
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16 years ago today, Albert Pujols hit a baseball into orbit and silenced the Houston crowd ☄️
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3 years
@RealCandaceO People would be paralyzed with shock if they found out what the people they voted for were up to.
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3 years
@kayleighmcenany The most horrifying thing about this is she’s a teacher. What a deranged society we live in.
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@BenOndaTop This always makes me laugh because he had no clue what they were saying 😂
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4 years
@Acosta @houstonfan00 Is that why they’re trying to impeach a man no longer in office?
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2 years
@BradeauxNBA This is probably the one time where it would be good advice to allow the money to change you lol.
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Corey Julks is better than he gets credit for on here and I don’t need the nerds telling me what his WD-40 is. He smokes baseballs.
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2 years
I don’t think Hinch would have the confidence to go to Hunter Brown so early on in the postseason. Dusty deserves so much credit with the development of these pitchers since he’s taken over.
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RobnCypress
2 years
A terrific discussion on the Astros relief pitchers and Dusty Baker; certainly well deserved as one of the greatest post season pitching performances of all time. #levelup
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3 years
Kyle Tucker has become the best hitter on the team but nobody is ready for that conversation.
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5 years
I think the Rockets found their Julia Morales. Underrated Rockets opinion.
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3 years
When we find lit JV has been Orbit all season you guys will feel awfully dumb.
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4 years
@anoncatanoncat We need to call these people out for what they are. This had nothing to do with Trump. They want chaos and are anarchists.
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4 years
@PersianX6 @ginacarano If you were offended by that last then you must be offended just by simply reading a history book.
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2 years
Katie Nolan is setting women back 20 years in sports.
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4 years
@BuckSexton @benshapiro This guy drastically screwed up the reaction to COVID in his city while criticizing Trump non stop. They sent him a ship to board patients on but he sent them to nursing homes instead. Now he has the nerve to write a boom and profit off it? Insanity.
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3 years
The Astros need to invest in some legitimate starting pitching. Can’t win a championship without it.
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5 years
@LBJamesHarden And then pretends it was an accident. Definition of soft
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2 years
@BenOndaTop Yeah you nailed this man lol.
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5 years
@SamHustis Gotta love an American siding with a country who denies its citizens basic rights.
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What if Corey Julks is Mookie Betts?
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2 years
Tweet media one
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4 years
@DustyBakerTV @JeffPassan Bro I can’t tell you how much your name confused me so much
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4 years
@BreeNewsome I’m sorry for being white? Am I doing this right? I’ll try to be black...oh what, don’t do that? Oh definitely don’t do that ok. Well now we’re back at square 1.
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3 years
@RealCandaceO @Target This is awful stuff. This isn’t just one isolated incident of a lack of judgement. These are repeated incidents where she’s wished death on someone. She’s gotta go.
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3 years
@doomer_world @AdamCrigler They broke in and took pictures. It was not attacked lol.
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2 years
The Mariners did everything right. The Astros were on the ropes for the first time in years in the ALDS. And still lost. This could be a sweep.
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5 years
There’s a dude in prison for sexually victimizing children, the worst thing you can do imo next to murder. On top of that a team employee of the Angels contributed to his unfortunate death. I really don’t wanna year about how baseball signs being stolen hurt your feelings.
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3 years
@SanAntonioTim He probably spent 2 hours on 45 and vowed to never live here permanently lol
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4 years
@RealCandaceO Exactly the second a trans woman beats an actual woman in a sanctioned sport event there’s a problem. Real women are being oppressed and nobody even realizes it. It’s insane.
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2 years
@michaelschwab13 The entire pitching staff. Amazing stuff.
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3 years
@conservmillen @dunkindonuts People have no ability to logically react to individual circumstances anymore. They’re just programmed to think they’ll get sick and die immediately from 3 seconds of talking to someone without a mask on which is just completely untrue.
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3 years
You know what? I get the Myles Straw trade now.
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3 years
@MattWalshBlog This is not the same at all man. I usually agree with you but holy crap what an awful take.
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2 years
@MattWalshBlog Unbelievable times we live in. It went from we just want to get married to conform or suffer.
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4 years
@DailyCaller I just see people. But you do you.
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2 years
Altuve did nothing. Arguably the Astros 2nd best pitcher over the last month of the season didn’t have a start. Verlander was awful. Framber was just ok. The Astros still got the sweep over the real 2nd best team in the AL. This is the most impressive run they’ve ever had.
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2 years
@estevez__ Espada deserves the job and I hope he gets it. The Hinch dream isn’t realistic imo
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4 years
@DreamShakeSBN And who cares anyway? It’s not like it’s wrong to support the police lol. We’ve gone mad.
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2 years
@michaelschwab13 Montero and Brantley are must have backs imo.
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3 years
Same energy
Tweet media one
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3 years
@BLima790 He spends his Saturday afternoons out on the street banging a trash can? Cool.
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3 years
@MattWalshBlog The whole telling people to kill themselves on social media kinda worked against her a little bit.
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@Jared_Carrabis The way he left Houston revealed one thing . He’s all about himself.
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5 years
The Astros are about to win their second title in three years. Jadeveon Clowney can go to Mars for all I care.
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3 years
@cheesecannon92 @MLBONFOX @JoseAltuve27 @QuinnRiley_BSW @lindsaayvw He was actually the least. Man oh man do people need to educate themselves before showing the world how dumb they are.
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3 years
I don’t think the Dodgers had any clue they gave us Barry Bonds for a meddling reliever.
@michaelschwab13
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Yordan hit this to Disneyland
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@imari_sagas @MattWalshBlog What he’s pointing out is that these “smaller” acts of violence are more prominent and dangerous than the mass killing events. The media only points out the mass killings as a narrative for either white supremacy or gun control depending on the race of the person. Mind control.
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4 years
A George Springer extension NEEDS to happen. We can’t have his last season be in an empty stadium. He means too much to the team and community.
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3 years
@cmclymer I wouldn’t personally drive with a flag on my car but to be offended by it is deeply concerning. What’s disturbing is the rise in inner city crime.
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2 years
@brianmctaggart Maldonado might be on the coaching staff here when it’s all done for him. I feel like his ties to the Astros are deep.
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5 years
@deshaunwatson Hey @HoustonTexans fire O’Brien now. Thanks.
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2 years
@ClownWorld_ He legitimately looks like a Batman villain. Like all of his tik toks look like when a villain cuts into live broadcasts to deliver their sadistic message to the world.
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@molly_knight It’s a lot harder for the teams who played 2 full length seasons.
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@MLBMetrics Alex Bregman was born to win. I’ll take him.
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2 years
@BenVerlander I don’t consider a better record as the end all be all for designating a team the best. The Astros are the best team in baseball. Again.
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@BenDuBose Karl Ravech said on the Dodger/Giants telecast that the Yankees and Dodgers continue to be the class of their respective leagues. They act like ignoring the Astros makes it true lol.
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@michaelschwab13 All but 3 have an Only Fans?
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@LinaHidalgoTX I’d like to see the percentage of kids who’ve died or even gotten seriously ill from COVID. That’s BS. Total BS. The state leaving the decision up to the parents is how this should work. Wearing a mask all day is incredibly unhealthy anyway.
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5 years
Bregman and Altuve May be viewed as the team leaders but it definitely is George Springer in my view. He should’ve been at the podium, not Bregman. He’s a naturally more gifted speaker and has seniority over him.
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@akjakalope @JackPosobiec We all just love sitting in traffic in the name of social justice. And if you don’t I guess that makes you racist? It doesn’t even make any sense. Those people have no business blocking the roads. None.
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@RealCandaceO I don’t know how anyone can be on the side of someone constantly taking about female genitalia. At some point it has to become off putting right?
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@velvetkave13 @RealCandaceO Funny how blatant racism is swept under the rug when it’s from “your” side.
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@jtylerconway @SamGannon87 Florida has handled this the best no doubt. Stats back that up too. Texas is doing just fine and we get to live our lives. What a concept.
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@JasonDixon211 @MLBONFOX @astros Yes. They’ve won 21 games this season all on wild pitch walk offs. Unprecedented.
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@ZackMeisel @jaysonst Maybe shouldn’t be threatening harm to other players.
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4 years
@RebsBrannon I thought things would magically change? Maybe they are just a hate group.
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3 years
@GiancarloSopo Americans who’ve never seen life outside of it simply don’t understand. Chills.
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@NickTurturro1 Sometimes you just gotta give the other team credit. The Astros are an all time team.
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3 years
@tariqnasheed So who’s the racist? The poor Holiday Inn Express worker or the customer throwing a fit over something stupid and filming it?
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One thing that struck out to me here is the Astros don’t currently have a clubhouse leader. The guy on the other team had to diffuse the situation. I remember they used to have a guy like that. What was his name?
@ApolloHOU
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BENCHES CLEAR IN HOUSTON!
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@michaelschwab13 People think he’s weird but he’s actually the coolest dude to ever live 😂
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@Breaking911 I mean it’s beyond stupid but it’s unconstitutional to deny our right to assemble.
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@BenDuBose This whole thing is so stupid lol. Not everyone is trying to be a social warrior. He just thought it looked cool now let’s all move on.
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5 years
@EnesKanter Gobert tried to have his own flu game and they shut down the entire NBA. 🐐
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@DefiantLs I love this account exposing these awful people
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@Phillies @MLB *Bryce sees playoffs* Ight imma head out.
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