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In the end, Trump cost Republicans the Presidency, the Senate, and the House. The son of a bitch actually did it. He made America great again.
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For all those saying Trump didn't commit a crime in the civil fraud case, I invite you to inflate the value of your properties to acquire loans and then lower them at tax time. See what happens...
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I just got home from two weeks in Europe and observed two things: 1) In the time I was gone America had 29 mass shootings. By contrast, Paris and London had a combined total of zero; 2) When you’re abroad with an American accent people love to tell you how much they hate Trump.
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Why would
@marcorubio
share screenshots of today’s zoom between President Zelenskyy’s and US Senators after being explicitly told not to post anything on social out of concerns for his security? I can think of 1.5 million reasons…
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By “gifts” they mean “bribes” and by “failing to disclose” they mean “lied.”
JUST IN: Justice Clarence Thomas has been referred to the Department of Justice for failing to disclose lavish gifts.
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Maybe it’s just me, but a guy owing over $364 million being in possession of Top Secret documents kinda feels like a bad combo.
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Whoever has iPhone footage of Lauren Boebert being kicked out of Beetlejuice, please step forward. Your country needs you.
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Heil Trump is not hyperbole. Vote like your life depends on it, because it does.
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Keep thinking about the humbling and awe inspiring images from the James Web telescope and how six zealots in robes have the audacity to think they know what God wants.
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Sen Manchin: “Alarmed.”
Sen Collins: “Concerned.”
Over 80% of America : “Fuck you both.”
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In 1998 I worked on a film w Angelina Jolie. One night her dad, Jon Voight, came to set. As a fan of Midnight Cowboy, Deliverance & The Champ, it was cool to meet him. It was cute watching him watch his girl from video village. She didn't say a single word to him. Now I know why.
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The party of Law and Order seems pretty upset about the DOJ doing the whole Law and Order thing.
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Today, across America, 162 million men woke up… and not a damn thing changed for them.
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Epstein list drops tomorrow. Democrats will shame and condemn any names of people belonging to their party. Republicans will deny and excuse any of their own and then call Democrats pedophiles w a straight face.
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This is an anthropological video. No kissing, hugging, dancing or celebrating; just thousands of people documenting the same thing to prove they were there bearing joyless witness.
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J6 wasn’t a spontaneous event. It was planned. It was advertised. They booked buses, made t-shirts; they had location scouts, stashed guns and planted pipe bombs. They tried to end democracy and install a dictator and for the past 3 years they’ve been trying to finish the job.
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BREAKING: Trump campaign hacker used AOL account. FBI says it belongs to a Mr. David Dennison.
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You can be black and not vote for Biden, but you can’t be an actual Christian and vote for Trump.
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How do you make a criminal referral for John Eastman but not Ginni Thomas? They literally conspired to overthrow democracy together.
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My oldest kid turns 18 today. She’s a Swiftie. She can’t wait to vote. She’s not alone. They know what’s at stake and they don’t trust us to fix it. They’re going to do it themselves. I can’t wait. Happy Birthday, Luna. The world is yours. Take it.
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I woke up to see Trump blaming “liberal Jews” for trying to destroy America and not enough people are talking about it! He’s a Nazi. A mother fucking Nazi and the mainstream media is acting like he’s a normal presidential candidate or sane human being. Wake the fuck up!
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The Trump campaign posting “shots fired” before they even know what happened is a clear sign they should’ve saved the assassination attempt for the October surprise. Then again, I hear lots of MAGA men suffer from premature assassination.
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They came. They saw. They posed. They’ve controlled the House and/or Senate for years and have done nothing. They don’t care about the border. It’s more useful to them as a crisis than an accomplishment. GOP sham No. 284.
So after their visit to the border, what is the Republicans plan for securing it?
They've screamed for years but offer no plan and refuse funding.
More taxpayer $ wasted on a photo op.
🖕 these guys.
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My GOSH I've never seen so many MAGA trolls get so triggered by making a tweet about a washed up actor who's new role is ball washing a traitorous criminal with 91 indictments against him. I should do this more often😂
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@thedailybeast
This is exactly the kind of headline that would make me unsubscribe. It reads like he’s one of the victims. He’s a premeditated murderer. Print that to sell you your clicks.
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I guess trapping six Secret Service agents in an SUV circulating a contagious disease for a photo op is a step up from gassing thousands of protesters for one.
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How do you guys expect Russell Brand to know the difference between “melanin” and “melatonin” when he doesn’t know the difference between “yes” and “no” or the definition of “consent”?
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@mtgreenee
@AOC
So you’ve been attacking it all this time without reading it — all 14 pages? Qrazy.
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A road trip Rom-Com where the couple meet cute on the No-Fly list after the Capitol insurrection, so they rent a car and drive across America, burning crosses and vandalizing synagogues on their way home to meet each other’s parents, only to find out they’re related.
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As a family of six we spend a LOT of time and money at Target and CVS. Not once have we encountered a dildo or butt plug for sale at either store, which means 1) if true they’re sold discreetly; 2) why does MTG know this; and 3) who cares either way? This ain’t Gilead.
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Trump is terrified of black women and homosexuals — Harris/Buttigieg ✊🏼🗳️🌊
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New rule: if you voted to cancel black votes on January 6, you don’t get to quote MLK on his birthday. Or ever.
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Judge Cannon saw yesterday’s news about Trump sharing classified nuclear secrets at Mar-a-Lago and said, “You know what, we should delay this trial.”
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Remember, SCOTUS declined to hear the immunity case before the lower courts who overwhelmingly denied Trump’s argument. Twice! Now they’re going to delay hearing it until the end of their term. This not a political gift to Trump, it’s a SCOTUS coup against the American people.
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Remember, Trump said he didn’t know Jeffrey Epstein and wished Ghislaine Maxwell luck too. Project 2025. Agenda 47. This is their playbook, and while it might be news to you, they’re in the 4th quarter. Don’t forfeit America. Get in the game and vote in November ✊🏼🗳️🇺🇸🌊
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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack help America jail this racist, fascist, treasonous prick.
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Today is the 3rd day since Biden became president and the GOP are still pretending their colleagues didn't plot to assassinate the line of succession and replace democracy with authoritarian rule.
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Any time Justice Kennedy, Deutsche Bank or Kavanaugh are trending I hope we move one step closer to knowing what this was about…
Again, what was it that trump said to Justice Kennedy right after
#BlackoutBrett
Kavanaugh’s swearing in that utterly shocked him and stopped him dead in his tracks?
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Dave Chappelle has offended everyone in his career bc it’s his job, to address the uncomfortable. There’s a diff btwn bigotry and social commentary. It’s not for the faint of heart but if we’re gonna survive, we have to understand nuance. Last night was Carlin level shit.
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To all the
@Twitter
employees about to get laid off today. I’m sorry. Thank you for trying to make this place work.
#twitterlayoffs
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Does anyone really want 4 more years of this shit? Not a single word about fallen soldiers, just lies, grievances and calling over 2/3rds of our country Human Scum.
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Sex is great and all, but have you ever had Jack Smith lay down a superseding indictment from a new grand jury against Trump’s failed insurrection that respects the new SCOTUS “immunity” ruling?
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@JesusismyKing_7
Yeah, it sucks she travels the world as a UNICEF ambassador helping children while her dad washes the nuts of a treasonous rapist
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Incredible misogyny on display here, which oddly aligns with all the MAGA trolls.
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The people trying to blame Joe Biden for Hamas’ attack on Israel are the same people who want to hand Ukraine to Russia.
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I don’t care what anyone thinks
@RRRMovie
is hands down the Best Film of the Year. Not the Best Foreign Film. The BEST FILM period. Haven’t been wowed like that since Crouching Tiger but this film also has dancing. Just find a way to see it— incredible filmmaking and storytelling
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Wow. This leaked audio of Bannon saying Trump was going to do exactly what Trump said he was gonna do as early as the 2016 election is wild.
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So while he was President, Donald Trump sent 200 FBI agents to “entrap” his own supporters? The MAGA mind is something that will be studied for decades 🧠 🥨
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If you posted videos of yourself harassing a minor who survived a school shooting, you’d be fired from Walmart, Wingstop or Wendy’s. But not Congress?
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When Lindsey Graham flies on Air Force One does he ride in the cabin or in cargo with the rest of the pets?
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@jacklynpinera
@RexChapman
The best part about this is the guy can’t pull out a gun and shoot the guy. Proof that sensible gun control leads to a funnier life.
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The fact that this tweet is gaining traction with a grammatical error will haunt my dreams.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy
Does that include legislation that helps kids go to school without fear of being massacred?
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@RepKinzinger
Whole lot of references to sucking certain male genitalia in these messages. Almost like they’re obsessed with it. Also, the GOP is now nothing more than a death cult. I don’t agree with many of your political beliefs, Adam, but glad to see you’re sane. That’s the bar these days.
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Hey
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why are you supporting this traitor to America who is a clear and present danger to our national security?
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@HeartlandSignal
Hats off to the dude who is a Republican for calling bullshit when he sees it.
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@laurenboebert
You seem to forget we all saw it play out live. What we REALLY want to see is any CCTV footage of the Capitol building from Jan. 5th when you were giving tours to insurrectionists.
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Did I miss the part where Mother Teresa fucked a porn star and committed conspiracy to cover it up?
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You heard the man. Henceforth the traitor, Michael Flynn, will be referred to as General Flynn Bitch.
In related news, stay in school, kids… and don’t commit treason.
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@JaneotN
I worked for the director. Great gig. Sure beat film school. She was def “odd” but also magnetic and kind and super fucking talented. She bought me a knife as a wrap gift 😂 and it’s been cool seeing her do good in the world.
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@rmayemsinger
Weird, Texas is normally so open and transparent about their hypocrisy and corruption.
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If by riots Josh Hawley means people will pour into the streets with glee and celebrate for days, then he’s absolutely right. Besides, I thought all the rioting was BLM and Antifa anyway. MAGA believes in law & order.
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@mtgreenee
Just because you’re marriage failed doesn’t mean we all have to suffer. Try hinge.
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I love how Deutsche Bank is suddenly some upstanding financial institution as opposed to a corrupt money laundering organization.
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Shoutout to all the people pointing out that David Dennison is an alias for Donald Trump. Congratulations. You got the joke.
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Fox News did to our parents what they said masturbating would do to us.
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You can say the shooting was staged. You can say it was real. Doesn’t matter. It’s legend now. What IS real are Trump’s 34 felony counts, his rape, his pending trials on RICO charges, espionage and insurrection and Project 2025. Those are very real things. Vote accordingly ✊🏼🗳️
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Awwww, how cute. He’s trying to use commas. Keep practicing, kiddo, you’ll get it right one day. Oh, and posting this and turning off replies is a bitch move, which tracks since your daddy is General Flynn Bitch.
Lol. Anyone who thinks someone, who has sat across from and interrogated some of the world’s most hardened terrorists, is a bitch, is fuckin delusional.
But keep it coming trolls.
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I see what’s happening in the Villages. Those are old people. Trump is fucked. Don’t get complacent. Keep your foot on the gas. 101 days to go…
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@imjdsharp
The banks didn't do their job(s) but that doesn't mean Trump and his shitty org didn't cheat where millions of others do not.
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@ScottAdamsSays
This may be hard to believe, but I haven’t seen anything about you in “the media.” Everything I’ve seen about you (re: this incident & beyond) is bc of videos/tweets by you, direct to consumer. You’re the message AND the medium. Social media may “assign reality” but we create it.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
Yet he’s still more manly than anyone sharing your chinless, shallow gene pool.
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@David_Leavitt
@elonmusk
For a guy who's not MAGA he's sure doing a lot to help 'em out lately.
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All you need to know about Ron Howard’s comments on Trump is that he’s not speaking as an Academy Award winning director or producer, or as an American television treasure, he’s speaking as a New Yorker, and nobody knows Trump better than New Yorkers.
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Remember after the 1923 Beer Hall Putsch when Adolf Hitler was sentenced to 9 months in prison for attempting to overthrow the government and both parties declared “unity” and he never tried to be a dictator again and the world lived happily ever after?
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Dow hits a record high. Inflation is coming down. Gas prices dip under $4/gallon. Fed cuts the interest rate. Unemployment is at its lowest in decades. Trump to the GOP - "Shut it down!"
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@7Veritas4
Radical Leftists? So far the only people who have tried to kill him are disgruntled Trump voters. But a Trump never lets Truth get in the way of spin
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52% of Trump supporters can fit in Florida. Build a wall, call it Dumbfuckistan and we’re great again.
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I’m fully vaccinated but still wear a mask outdoors so people don’t think I’m a Republican.
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