Brian LaLima
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🎙 Co-Host - @SSalisburyShow M-F 6am-10am on @SportsTalk790 & @iHeartRadio App | Senior Contributor - @ApolloHOU | Sul Ross State Baseball Alum
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“Go shock the world”? My brother in Christ, they literally have the 4th highest payroll in baseball.
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My brother in Christ, literally no one in Houston will be rooting for the Rangers to win the World Series.
And I better NOT see these “Astro” fans jump ship now and say “oh well we got to root for the other Texas team now” Nah we don’t need or want yall
#GoAndTakeIt
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I don’t care how many years Jose Altuve left in his career, just go ahead and build the statue outside Minute Maid Park right now.
#Relentless
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I DONT GIVE A DAMN IF YOU’RE HITLESS IN THE POSTSEASON TREY MANCINI YOU’RE ONE BEAUTIFUL SUNNAVABITCH WITH THAT GAME SAVING DEFENSIVE GEM!!!
#LevelUp
#WorldSeries
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With the ability to review plays (which they did) and all of the technology/cameras/angles at the NFL’s disposal, how in the hell was this still ruled an incomplete pass?
#WeAreTexans
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“The worst thing he did was wake up the Houston Astros.” - Martín Maldonado talking about his altercation with Adolis Garcia.
DAWG.
#Ready2Reign
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11am: “Astros are hiring Joe Espada as their next manager”.
3:15pm: Texans knock off the Bengals.
8:15pm: Rockets beat the defending champion Denver Nuggets for their 6th straight win.
Good morning, good afternoon and goodnight.
What a day for Houston sports.
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Badass work done by tattoo artist and owner of HitList Ink Tattoo Studios, Kin Kahler.
@MattressMack
#LevelUp
#WorldSeries
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The Astros will have Altuve, Peña, Yordan, Bregman, Tucker and Jose Abreu all in the same lineup.
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2022-2023 Texans: 3-13-1
2023-2024 Texans: 10-7 Playoff Bound
DeMeco Ryans is the Coach of The Year.
#WeAreTexans
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After home run number 33,
@ABREG_1
hits the
@TheNotoriousMMA
walk and ends it with a wink. This dude is the truth.
#TakeItBack
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Hang it in the Lourve.
Show us a Sports Illustrated cover that you will remember forever.
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Seeing that Jackson Mahomes is trending on Twitter this morning but then reading that Jackson Mahomes is trending because he was roasted by a small business for continuing to be a jackass.
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Update?
No one else quite like the Astros, was a good series until they get butthurt because García is better than them.
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There is no question that Martín Maldonado played a pivotal role in this Golden Age of Astros baseball.
- 6 straight playoff appearances
- 3 World Series played in with 1 chip
- Behind the plate for 2 no-no’s
All love for Machete. 🫡
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“Carlos Correa has agreed to sign with the Minnesota Twins”
Astros Twitter:
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Hey, Ranger fans.
Don’t forget to say goodbye to your AL West Title chances.
Hey, Astros fans.
Don’t forget to say goodnight to your daddy.
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INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS!
2019 ALCS unbelievable double play by Michael Brantley + 2021 ALCS strike em’ out throw em’ out by Kendall Graveman /
@Machete1224
. Both were massive momentum swings in the top of the 7th with 1 out. Just insane.
#ForTheH
#Postseason
#ALCS
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I’m about to start a petition for Mattress Mack to buy the
@HoustonTexans
. Who’s with me?
Mattress Mack (and his adorable granddaughter) say if you need a warm place to stay, you can head over to
@GFToday
on 45N or in Richmond.
He has food, blankets, and clothes for anyone who needs it:
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#WhiteSox
fans are trash. Booing Meyers when he was down after slamming into the wall and now cheering after Altuve got hit with a high fastball.
#ForTheH
#Postseason
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Aaron Boone describing the wind at Yankee Stadium after Chas’ home run to right:
#LevelUp
#Postseason
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Yordan Alvarez is the best hitter in the American League and arguably the best hitter in Major League Baseball. Alvarez should be the starting DH in the All-Star Game, not Shohei Ohtani.
#LevelUp
#AllStarGame
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"Lemme put it to you this way, Kyle Tucker will be a Houston Astro. We feel strongly about getting it done & I feel he will be an Astro for the rest of his career. We'll get it done." -Astros GM Dana Brown about Tucker's contract.
@SeanUnfiltered
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@moneyonthemic7
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Phillies fans: “FRAMBER CHANGED HIS GLOVE, HE’S CHEATING! WHAT’S HE HIDING? WHY IS HE SWEATING SO MUCH, HE’S CHEATING! NOW HE CHANGED HIS CLEATS? HE’S CHEATING!!”
#LevelUp
#WorldSeries
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Minute Maid Park is chanting “We Want Houston” and I love every second of it.
#LevelUp
#WorldSeries
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I can’t wait to see this energy back with the Astros for a stretch run into the playoffs. Let’s go.
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“We’re the University of Houston, this is a damn good school, we live in a damn good city and we’re a damn good basketball program.” -
@UHCougarMBK
Head Coach Kelvin Sampson.
Electric.
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“I’m happy to be back. The 7th fuckin time. 7th fuckin time. Don’t take that for granted. On 7..we’re gonna pop the mfers”
Inject this into my veins, Verlander!
#Ready2Reign
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Me watching the Rangers celebrate a World Series berth at Minute Maid Park:
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Since his return from West Palm Beach, Jose Abreu is hitting .167. For the season, he’s hitting .124. The Astros CANNOT continue to put him in the lineup. The experiment is over and it’s time to part ways.
#Relentless
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Only watched one inning of the World Series tonight and two things come to mind:
1. How the hell did the Phillies lose to this Diamondbacks team in the NLCS?
2. How the hell did the Astros not win ONE of two final games at home to get back to the World Series?
#WorldSeries
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The Astros have played in front of the worst of the worst in terms of insults, boos, beer bottles thrown at them, inflatable trash cans, players families harassed & f*ck Altuve chants. Being at the “most inhospitable place” is just another day at the office.
#LevelUp
#WorldSeries
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The night Jose Altuve blew the roof off Minute Maid Park. The loudest I’ve ever heard inside that ballpark. Insanity.
Without revealing your age, what’s an iconic sports moment you witnessed in real-time?
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You’re right. Kyle Tucker could never do steroids.
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We lost my Mom unexpectedly yesterday at the young age of 69. She was the sweetest, smartest, intelligent and most of all, resilient person I’ve ever met. My heart is shattered but we stay strong and take peace in knowing she’s with my sister now.
I love you, Mom.
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Youre telling me the dude who was 1 of the main proponents in the Astros AND Red Sox scandals could find himself in a front office? Meanwhile, Jeff Luhnow was exiled from baseball & AJ Hinch will always have a stain on his resume. Don’t ever tell me the Astros weren’t a scapegoat
It'll be interesting to see if Alex Cora emerges as one of the candidates to run Boston's baseball operations. He has a broad range of experience, and others in the organization felt he increased his presence in the player development this year.
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Imagine watching the Rangers win their first World Series title in franchise history and the first thing you think to do is tweet about the Astros, lol. Lamest fan base in all of sports.
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When it is finally unsealed, the Yankees letter is just going to be further proof that Rob Manfred/MLB used the Astros as a scape goat and covered up a league wide cheating problem.
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Aug 1, 2016: Astros trade Josh Fields & receive Yordan Alvarez
Aug 1, 2023: Astros re-acquire Justin Verlander at the trade deadline
Aug 1, 2023: Framber Valdez throws one of the most efficient no-hitters in MLB history
Aug 1st you are one beautiful sunnavabitch.
#Ready2Reign
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We are long overdue for the state of Texas to legalize gambling and sports betting.
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Headed to Minute Maid Park to watch the Astros clinch a World Series Title:
#LevelUp
#WorldSeries
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You personally pitched well, your pitching staff as a whole pitched well, your team played well, your team avoided a sweep and you come to the postgame presser and put the spotlight on the Astros? What are you doing, son?
#ForTheH
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#Postseason
#WhiteSox
pitcher Ryan Tepera said the
#Astros
are cheating at MMP, citing the difference w/ their swings & misses on the road tonight. "They've had a reputation of doing some sketchy things over there." His full comments after his team's 12-6
#ALDS
game 3 win.
#Postseason
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I don’t care what anyone says, I’m a big fan of the roof being open on a nice night in Houston, Texas.
#ForTheH
#WorldSeries
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Carlos Correa just said on the postgame interview with
@FOXSports
that after tonight’s game, Reggie Jackson gave him one of Jackson’s hats that has “Mr. October” embroidered on the side. That is so dope and it needs to be said again, PAY THAT MAN!
#ForTheH
#Postseason
#ALCS
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Name something worse than the OT rules in the NFL. I’ll start:
- Jackson Mahomes
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The statue of Jose Altuve outside of Minute Maid Park is gonna be a thing of beauty.
#Relentless
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If Carlos Correa doesn’t resign with the Astros, I don’t care where he goes as long as it’s not the Los Angeles Dodgers or the New York Yankees.
#PayTheMan
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The Astros have been to 6 straight ALCS’, made 4 out of the last 6 World Series, have two World Series titles and their core group of players locked in for at least the next 3-5 years. Take that crystal ball back to the pawn shop and get your money back because it’s broke af.
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The Texas Rangers have the SOFTEST fan base in all of sports.
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Mike Fiers ratted out the Astros because he was butthurt that Justin Verlander was brought in at the trade deadline and then he found himself left off the Postseason roster. He didn’t give a shit about “changing the sport”.
Sorry for the bad link. Here is the correct one. And about the book. It is the most detailed look yet at the Astros’ culture and MLB culture that led to one of the biggest scandals in the sport’s history.
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Red Sox fans booing Jose Altuve is hilarious knowing their own team got caught cheating two different times and their manager is known cheater Alex Cora lol.
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Your favorite team just signed arguably the most unique player of ALL TIME and you somehow made it about the Astros.
My brother in Christ, move tf on.
All of baseball should blame the Astros for this offseason. Dodgers were cheated out of 2017 and are coming for blood!!!
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On the same night:
- Andre Johnson elected into the Hall of Fame
- CJ Stroud wins Offensive Rookie of The Year
- Will Anderson Jr wins Defensive Rookie of The Year
- DeMeco Ryans was robbed of the Coach Of The Year by one 1st place vote
What a night for the Houston Texans
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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, Yuli Gurriel would be a Hall of Famer if he got into Major League Baseball early in his career.
#ForTheH
#Postseason
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I don’t care if the Red Sox score 8 more runs or if they’re held scoreless for the rest of the game, you take Jake Odorizzi’s pitch count and throw it out the window. Let him throw 120 pitches if you have to and save the bullpen.
#ForTheH
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Me to the Twins and their delusional fan base who told me they’d dominate this series:
#Ready2Reign
#Postseason
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Exhale, Astros fans. Brad Ausmus was not hired as the General Manager.
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Phillies Fans: “The Astros are cheaters and an easy team to hate. Their fans are pathetic. Good luck trying to win in Philly!”
Astros fans:
#LevelUp
#WorldSeries
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