Was told by a new home salesman that the can lights 25’ up on the ceiling don’t ever need to be replaced and when I went “come on man” they were SO offended

@mattyglesias They will ignore all data that points to that solution

@ClassicShelb Lmao

Reposting a zoomed in cropped funny TikTok from 3 years ago that has like 9 different new watermarks on it and captioned “he really went off with this one 🤣🤣🤣”

@richgel999 I would need to see some pretty solid evidence to believe that :/

@MinuteofZombie If it was picked up on an app, it’s got a transponder. If it’s got a transponder it’s nuts and bolts. If it’s nuts and bolts going Mach 14 it’s glowing. I’d say odds are this is just a glitch

@OrangePaulp

@Brittymigs I knowwwwww 😖😖😖

@aspiringpeasant 🤞

@bethbourdon The night is young!

Hey JFK Where’d you get your taxi allocation method? The dogshit store?

@dosdude1 Hours of work put into that vs advantage in speed over an 8TB thunderbolt drive?

@WECNuclear @nrc I made a rendering of an even smaller, safer, cheaper reactor.

@Aviation_Intel The starlink will saturate locally

@ClassicShelb That’s hurf

@Aviation_Intel Starlink has orders of magnitude lower overall throughput

@WelfareCapLLC It’s too high though 😖😖😖

@catpoopburglar @lachancenaomi27 But the metaphor still makes sense!

@lachancenaomi27 hhheeeeuuuuuurrrgh