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This is me when the servers finally go down
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@KrisWolfheart If this thing drops and makes billions in profit I simply cannot see Western publishers looking at it and just thinking "yeah that's Rockstar alright, GTA sure is a phenomenon" and going about their business. It'll instantly cause a cascade of the dumbest decisions ever made
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Reminder that this is almost entirely because every Western payment processor has an insanely right wing group lodged up it's ass specifically to stop people from selling adult material since they can't stop people from legally producing it yet
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@KrisWolfheart The short version is that posting-addicted internet leftists are only funny when they have anyone but themselves to play off of, otherwise they engage in cannibalism or just post like libs. It gives me no pleasure to say it.
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@MebFaber @DeLaMurphy the difference is that farms are important and tech startups are not
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If you work anywhere connected to Xbox or Activision I'd just start quiet quitting and stealing shit from work
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@MandelaFace The weirdest thing is that I have never had a single person in my life ever talk about him. Ever. I have multiple nieces and nephews, and most of them are doing the "watching 4 different videos at once" shit and none of them watch or like Mr. Beast.
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Cultural Reset theory continuing to be confirmed. Soon these freaks will just become Disney Adults and you'll never have to pay any of them any mind ever again
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@KrisWolfheart They'll randomly fuck up super bad but just not in the same way Sony/MS do
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@viperwave It'd help if the journalists were there to do journalism and not to see if they can find a weird crank to get out of pocket shit from so they can write a hitpiece their bosses asked for. I expected the annoyance to be less...open? You'd think that'd give the game away but 🤷
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Anyway, zoomers- this is the weird fucked up fever dream we got to live right after 9/11, do us all a solid and scream at any fucking freak you hear in RL who says we need to glass gaza or refers to entire groups of people as literal vermin because you won't like what comes next
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No, what people wanted was verisimilitude. They wanted the universe to feel like a big contiguous mass you move through. No Man's Sky ALSO fakes this with hidden loads. Part of game design is presenting essentially an illusion and Bethesda chose to inexplicably shatter theirs!
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Yes Bethesda, that's how it's done We wanted 18 seconds more animation for each planet visited 🤣🤣🤣 #Statfield #StarWarsOutlaws
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@ygrlyves @disco_socialist Nevermind that we're nowhere near herd immunity. This shit'll be real funny when COVID just mutates enough to start this process over except having seen the results of even what little we did I think they'll just let us all die this time
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@viperwave There's a fair amount of Isekai that are literally just "I got teleported to another world after dying doing my job, and then I just started doing my job again but it was appreciated"
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@KrisWolfheart Yeah I'm utterly dreading it. There's just no way he finds someone who won't immediately go public to instantly become a multi-billionaire and parachute out, leaving investors to try and hold your decades old Steam library hostage for infinite money.
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@mrfeelswildride The funniest response would be square pulling it back and just redoing all the dialogue. Just become the mega expensive do over studio since it worked with FFXIV
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@leslieleeiii werner herzog if its a documentary with actual interviews with trump
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@KrisWolfheart The fact they made their completely moribund engine do most of what Starfield does is impressive but it also has anticharisma as a game in the face of an indie title that released 100 times more broken but could do what Starfield couldn't.
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@DanteAtkins I think I told you this a while back in a different life- but just put your feet up at your desk and don't talk to anyone man. You got a sweet gig pulling in money doing literally nothing of value and nobody needs to hear from you on anything.
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@ByYourLogic It'd be funny watching the Oathkeepers guarding the local whataburger get gunned down by 3rd string Los Zetas members on 2-speed bikes
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the most annoying people are the people who won't shut the fuck up about being annoyed by these two
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The two most annoying people you know have found eachother.
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I'm sorry I just cannot stop laughing at this
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@fritolaysia @GarbageApe Nah there are still age of consent laws
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@KrisWolfheart I thought that got retconned with Yoshi's Island
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@GambitXIII @KZXcellent Deku would die if he had to while fighting a villain. Gon will die to just not have to admit he lost a fight with almost no stakes.
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@bombsfall Ethan: *still, after surviving 2-3 different bio hazard horror movies where his limbs get popped off/back on like a Mr. Potato Head* w-w-w-what the fuck? What the fuck is going on!?
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@KrisWolfheart This is also the failing of Gab/Parler/Truth. There's no libs to own, there's no actual normies. So it just becomes a stream of incoherent gibberish of elderly racists retruthing eachother or people arguing over Q drops.
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It literally doesn't matter what you do. If you make a game that comes out on time and makes a huge amount of money you get the axe just the same as if you made a flop nobody asked for
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@mrfeelswildride I feel like a sex worker with a massive hog likely is used to anyone seeing it being like "goddamn"
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@mrfeelswildride manhwa isekai/online MMO series are like 90% "My job was breaking rocks to help my parents that I live with and are in massive debt until I got my super powers", and 10% "Incredibly evil adult gets isekai'd into the body of a teenager and kicks the shit out of bullies"
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That next one is coming btw. If there's some successful effort to handle direct payments that everyone switches to that these people can't control they'll just move on to directly getting the websites shut down or banned state by state in the US, ala pornhub.
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@bombsfall they're reacting so strongly because they're trying to figure out what they need to do for people to turn from being horrified of them and wanting THEM punished, to clapping for them for "doing the right thing"
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@MinModulation I really want to believe the suggestion from some right-wingers that said Tucker and Musk pushed Vance on Trump by telling him the deep state wouldn't risk taking him out because it'd put Vance in charge
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@KrisWolfheart NMS generated more barren/boring landscapes and had nothing really interesting to do, but you could get into a space ship and fly to another planet seamlessly and it really felt like traveling those distances. That Bethesda didn't get how important that was, is insane to me.
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This is probably just an actual conversation he had with his kid at this point
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The Straw Hat pirates sail to Kickassia Island
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I checked in on that guy who became the hunter from Jumanji over the pikamee shit to see if he was still shitting and pissing and dawg what the fuck is going on over there
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@escapetoneptune @gayest_tone we cut deals with literal pedophile warlords in Afghanistan
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@halomancer1 I only started paying attention to regional pricing after that one guy whined about some ridiculously overpriced airport McDonald's
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@the_moviebob are you sure you're not just a republican
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@viperwave Dead Money is the best of the NV DLCs. The actual worst one is Lonesome Road.
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@DiabloTraeluzVT Also nen has no appreciable power ceiling.
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@LinkofSunshine Hung jury. No way on earth it's anything but a hung jury
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There's a part of me that feels like there's room for a "Okay fuck it, what happens if you spend the GDP of a small country on a videogame" title every once in a rare while but this thing just looms over the industry like death with what it'll inspire western publishers to do.
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GTA 6 details & leaks: - In development since 2014 - Costs $2 Billion - Launches in Fall 2025 - State of Leonida will expand overtime - 2 playable protagonists, Jason & Lucia - Coming to PS5 & Xbox Series X|S - Coming to PC at a later date - Trailer 2 is expected later this year
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@DanteAtkins I can't emphasize how worthless you are. Your entire life's work will amount to a cloud drive being dragged to a trashcan whenever you move on to your next grift. You're not even an interesting scold. Neera has stronger convictions than you- that's how sad your shit is
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@KrisWolfheart The Wii's success was kinda born from this too but I feel like there was some luck/serendipity there. I'm willing to sound dumb and say the WiiSports pack-in is the billion dollar decision there. We had three generations of Nintendo consoles with mostly the same hardware.
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They're clearly trying to workshop a coherent response to the weird thing and nothing really seems to be working
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@GarbageApe Gonna wait for the real estate bubble pop and buy a cul-de-sac for myself and sleep in a different house every night
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Remember Elon has no plan here. This was not part of some big scheme to do a conservative media takeover or whatever. He did not want to buy this place. He tried to fuck around and ended up being forced to buy it. This is his version of just buying some lifesized anime sculpture
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@JordanUhl It's cool how we have the same arguments over and over and over again
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@Sketzaouja @SantanaelChan Fujimoto, Kaku, and Taizan5 are the kings of not giving a shit about their required jump comments
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@KrisWolfheart It was like the actual universe was pulling for her and she still found a way to fumble the bag
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Extremely funny that rfk does in fact hurt Trump
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NEW post Biden withdrawal national poll from Reuters/Ipsos: 🟦 Harris 42% (+4) 🟥 Trump 38% ⬜️ Kennedy 8% 🟦 Harris 44% (+2) 🟥 Trump 42% July 22-23 | 1,018 RV
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@KrisWolfheart This right here is literally the greatest fear of almost every guy
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@mrfeelswildride Absolutely ruins Batman Beyond. It sucks. Like the cool thing about Terry is that he's just some random kid from totally different circumstances as Bruce, but nope ackshully he's a clone because Amanda Waller thinks the Solid Snake creation thing from MGS2 is real
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@sailorcaiterpie The best bit from that sequence IMO is genuinely pissed off Luffy saying "This room. This room she never wanted to be in! I can't allow it to exist!" The whole deal with Nami and Arlong Park is probably why it's essentially the agreed upon "you either like OP or you don't" point
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@ByYourLogic Who cares it's still good
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@ByYourLogic how mad do you think she's gonna be when Joe says he's running again in 2024
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@keewa I was wondering when the effects of not having his stack anymore were gonna hit
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@Saeko_Cut It's also a beautiful showcase of how swerf-dom always, always leads to TERF-dom You get far enough into any thread and the transphobia just, comes out!
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@DrWallkick @girldrawsghosts I just love how they describe Wick. "What, he's the boogyman?" "No, he's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogyman."
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@KrisWolfheart I like the idea of conflating twitch streamers debating with actual politicians legislating
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In Skyrim I can walk from Riften to Solitude without a loading screen and see the entire breadth of the land as I do so. To do the equivalent in Starfield, that's like a dozen fucking load screens.
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@viperwave The most distinct and funny version of this is South Park where Matt and Trey if anything have only become more right-leaning libertarian as they get crankier and older and the audience is now a bunch of teenagers shipping all the boys together.
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@KrisWolfheart They have memes for this specific discussion somehow?? I'm the random modern soywomän put into the meme for some reason
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@viperwave Like the fantasy has shifted from "I wanna be a badass warrior chad with gigantic harem who saves the world" to "That hero stuff looks like it'd be really annoying and tiring. I'd rather just do my regular job but be appreciated and well paid."
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@ohgoditsmatthew @virgiltexas thank you for reminding me of this good post
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@Saeko_Cut This is why all of the kid targeting bills are so weird to me because the overwhelming reaction I see from normal R-voting people where I live is "Why is it the government's business"/vague disgust at the idea of basically bullying children. This shit isn't popular
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@KrisWolfheart can't even keep his campaign promises smh
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They should bring back the original Dragon Age Origins marketing where it was like "This isn't your ORDINARY fantasy game, people curse and FUCK" and "This is the new shit" by Marlyn Manson is played in the trailers
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@KrisWolfheart It'll be interesting to see how far the swing is. Minor: A couple white girl princess movies, sequels to anything that made a bunch of money, fewer originals/new properties Extreme: Song of the South ride in Disneyland
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@KrisWolfheart Fired basically all their art staff dozens of times over to the point they have nobody skilled at their in-house style
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@greendaylover44 @viperwave Old World Blues feels very Epic Bacon now but it has a lot of pretty interesting content and actually is a bit melancholy when you realize what's going on. Honest Hearts has Joshua Graham, who is so good he fucking converts gamers to Mormonism. Dead Money is better than both.
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He will then remove the private function, op The goal is to force you to interact with his pay pigs. He is going to strip out functionality until that is the case
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This is not only a terrible idea but works against his interests. More people will make their accounts private, thus less views. Literally ask any woman why this is a terrible idea. Just one.
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@osamabishounen "do I really have to rewrite all of this" *Adds "and then he won"* "Whew"
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It's really weird how some people internalize a belief that women don't get horny and that many get horny in the exact same way guys do
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it's always so funny to see some oversexualized anime thing and some person says "the creator has never touched a woman" or some shit just to realize the creator is indeed a woman
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@KrisWolfheart My favorite baki thing: *The fight starts, 0.001 seconds in one guy smashes the other into a literal pancake in a single blow, their teeth come out and play a tune like a player piano. They're dead* "Be proud... You were strong"
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@KrisWolfheart The funniest thing about that I remember was some professor of nutrition responding in frustration at the movie by losing like 30 pounds eating only McDonalds for several months, and not just salads or kids meals or whatever
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UK Libel/Slander law is ridiculous but like all things it is bad when used against people I like and very good when is used against people I don't
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J.K. Rowling has deleted 27 tweets since being named in a lawsuit brought by Olympic Women’s Boxing Gold Medalist Imane Khelif. Rowling has also not tweeted in 13 days.
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@viperwave He apparently got shot twice with a shotgun, there isn't a 'might' I don't think
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@viperwave It fully commits to the bit in ways that'll make you want to shoot yourself, and in ways where you'll be shocked they went through the effort you can sit and watch an entire movie with the Red Letter Media guys.
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@KrisWolfheart Or it's baked in. "We think this game you're making will do pretty well, but our actuarial charts estimate paying you to make anything after it will harm our quarterly profits so we're shitcanning you all and writing the studio off. Thanks for the game!"
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@NYMag @adam_tooze @mollyhfischer I have literally no idea who this person is
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glove emoji pedophile theory continues to be validated
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YIMBY Martial Law Enforcer 🌐🥑🍌
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@Neeeeeko__ @minimagnus2 "AI will never do x" - famous last words before an AI does Xx better than any human a few years later
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@LumpyTheCook lol did they erase Mutt from existence
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@KrisWolfheart Like the whole thing that has made him so seemingly invulnerable was his ability to just forcibly defy gravity like Wile E. Coyote and now he's actually looking down.
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@Lol8ball Delicious In Dungeon started like 10 years ago too, so it's even funnier
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This is one of those tweets that reveals just the weirdest shit because it struck a nerve somehow. Some of the QTs and replies are some of the most miserable human beings on the planet positively melting down at correctly being told they're wasting their lives.
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@as_a_worker @GarbageApe @MandelaFace These guys have exiled themselves from every human pleasure: love, friends, art, food, all ashes in their mouths, an absolutely unbearable, unthinkable existence.
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@JamesSurowiecki if they can't do anything then why should i vote for them
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@mrfeelswildride The shit where the cartoon exists in the TV show's world and was used to launder their image is blasting the flesh from my bones
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Tats' brain has deteriorated to the point he's down to the one joke terfs and rightwing dipshits have
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@KrisWolfheart The answer is to figure out how to spend less money and they just aren't gonna do it. It's gotta be shorter games with less shit in them. Not even necessarily reduced fidelity if they won't stop being obsessed with it- you just make fewer assets!
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Trying to imagine a PS5 Master Chief Collection outselling Xbox's numbers with JUST the population of people who want to take a picture of themselves playing it with the caption "lmao i'm playing gaylo on the PS Quintuple"
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@ItsCh4rl1e @viperwave @viii_bit When Gabe dies the literal devil, as in Satan the Morningstar himself will materialize out of a portal to offer his son the Scrooge McDuck money bin so that private equity can ransom your 20 year old Steam library back to you
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@BeerStix Our zoomer mangaka
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these are the sorts of conversations childless terfs invent in their heads
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@viperwave One of the funniest things in the world to me was realizing this with Penny Arcade, and that it was the exact opposite with CAD. The Penny Arcade guys have felt no joy for like a decade and a half. Buckley loves this shit and always has.
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