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I did it! I wrote that fic inspired by that edit! (I even made a cute little collage for it) Happy Valentine's day Sylki nation! 💚
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@amandabb__
I’m side-eying the 2k people who liked the tweet! How many of them had to bury a loved one and still think like this?
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@amandabb__
Hollister, too! It was a flex in school if you were hired as a “store model” but looking back that was fucking creepy because I think some of them were like 16-19 years old.
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@lidglue
“I don’t even need to apply rouge, I’m naturally flushed. It’s so annoying. My corset size is so small, I look exactly the same when I put it on. I like never use up a courting candle, it’s crazy. Men just don’t need to waste their time knowing they like me.”
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@dancingofpens
Or you’re boarding an 18 hour flight from Singapore to New York and some dude in a suit squeezes past you to propose to the lady in front and while she’s sobbing over his confession you’re just like, “damn, they’re staning in front of my seat...”
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@lidglue
All jokes aside the lifestyle and purpose of a Victorian bachelorette was to be a pick me. Their etiquette and social norms were literally to be picked by a man. So their version of “pick me” girls would be 1000Xs worse. 🤭
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@pj09libra
And it’s never just “one little joke”. There’s always a bit of passive aggressiveness when it’s said. The same people who say this make jokes about how awful their spouse is and it doesn’t particularly look like a healthy way to talk about someone you care for.
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@desinium
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Yet again, the fandom has to make a cc pack to fix the unimaginative base pack they left us with. 😭
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@musicstruggles1
Everyone forgot what Janelle is capable of but I DIDN’T! Leave her alone! 😭
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@moisturizeds
She just said “you all are wrong because my mom is ugly as fuck and my dad still married her!” With the confidence that she made her point.
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@deelalz
Reading everyone’s stories here and they all really just don’t bother reading labels, huh?
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My annual Wizards of Waverly Place rewatch as a reminder that this is the BEST written Disney Channel show. 😌
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#LokiSeason2
#LokiS2
#loki
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Y'all thought I was dramatic when I said "don't trust this bitch" but I was right. She is NOT a girls girl. She was made by a man, for a man and literally knocked down other women to lift herself up. 💀 Never been for the girls!
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@UnpreparedZ
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@_M1ld3w
You’d be surprised. You never saw kid me on Yahoo Answers. I was giving relationship advice to (presumably) adults. I really should have been better supervised online.
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@memesiwish
People are saying “you need to train the cat not to do it or he’ll get hurt” and fail to notice it’s an orange cat and he most likely was injured a couple of times from the door and learned nothing.
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@niallmoran_
@sierraisleyy
@jk_rowling
@ItsEvolkYo
That Batman quote is really starting to make more and more sense.
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@offbeatorbit
The forced smile! 😭 You can see her contemplating her life choices that led to this moment.
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@flackohiruka
@UnpreparedZ
@_xn1a
@_M1ld3w
I was telling all the girlies to breakup with their boyfriends. 💀
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@devtesla
@ModernGurlzz
Funny enough, dalmations are known to be hard to train, nervous and aggressive due to overbreeding.
Cause of overbreeding? The popularity of 101 Dalmations. 😬
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@notgwendalupe
Like maybe YOUR Disney channel actor had zero drip but mine were always serving. 💅
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@headabovewter
Seven year old me in the car (probably still in a booster seat) and playing this on my CD player.
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You could have told me this was the UK cast of Gossip Girl and I’d believe it.
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@thecircleofbey
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@Vicious_greed
Marilyn’s relationship to JFK was actually really significant in American history and the way it contributed to dismantling the image of the American Dream, following Nixon’s “war on drugs” set to target marginalized communities for the sake of “American values”
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@noctblues
@knowleskravitz
You mean this isn’t how you guys pictured the witches when you had to read Macbeth in high school?
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@breezybbae
I don’t think they would understand how happy this would make an introvert. I need an excuse to leave a party because I have no concept when the right time is to leave. 😂
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@mariela817
@Brieyonce
Yes and a former employee said all those trinkets were freebees Chanel would hand out to staff at parties. 😶
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@JennyENicholson
She could have made it a skit and brought her “normal” self in a split screen and talk to he “clown” self like “oh NO you can’t say that” and shake her head with a small smile and her hands on her hips while her other self sings.
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@ungodlywests
Keke Palmer made me realize I’m so boring playing with my sims.
I’m playing Life in the Dreamhouse while she’s writing HBO Max original series!
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@505eunice
My dad taught my sister and me insisting that it’s a valuable skill so I’ll never have to depend on a man for anything.
He didn’t bother with teaching my brother, so I think we all know what my dad was really trying to tell us.
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@musicstruggles1
My dad would tell me some people just toss their turkey in the oven and call it a day and I thought he would just say that to scare me like the boogeyman.
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@flackohiruka
@UnpreparedZ
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@_M1ld3w
If they took an 11 year old’s advice on Yahoo Answers, that’s on them. 😆
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Fandom: WE WANT LOKI CRUMBS!
Tom Hiddleston:
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@redemptionarcs
15 year olds on twitter need to understand that when you graduate people don’t compare ages to grade levels anymore! 😭
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@WrittenByHanna
I knew a girl who was RICH rich and I couldn’t tell you how they had so much money because she would casually drop all the random industries her family owned “for a few years”
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@mattxiv
“Questions are offensive.”
Oh sure, but when I ask my priest where did God come from, he yells at me not to question God.
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@theesudani
“Men like that want their attention and complements to be your ONLY source of self worth.”
Well, shit!
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#LokiS2
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Loki when Sylvie explains to him that "found family" doesn't mean you go into timelines and kidnap people you like:
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@manizegos
This music video inspired teen me a longtime fantasy of chasing my future husband in a wedding dress carrying a baseball bat with a music number and I think about it to this day.
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@korysverse
I remember in the book Edward reads Renegade’s mind and she says “I love you mom!” WHILE SHE’S SUCKING OUT HER LIFE!
I would have lost it! I don’t know why Bella found that endearing. 😭
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@rosecoloredsims
@TheSims
I mean...at least they’re honest? The transparency is somewhat refreshing. 😬 Still not excited though.
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@amandaoee_
“Bullying is wrong, kids. Let’s watch the whole cast of A&A get bullied in real time!”- Mickey Mouse with his whole chest
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@cheryllynneaton
Pine was always the better Chris because he knew he had nothing to prove to the other Chrises. 💅 I’m glad people are finally waking up to the truth.
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@CrackdHourglass
Why is it that every person who criticizes AO3 or demands it to be “presentable” refuse to just make their own homophobic fanfic archive?
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@PopBase
This is actually sweet when you remember the last “method actor” gifted Margot a rat and used condoms.
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@notgwendalupe
“Once a whore you’re nothing more. I’m sorry that’ll never change.” Is probably the most sexist lyric in the song but I’d be lying if I said I don’t loudly sing along.
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Award shows are fake because Jennifer Coolidge was always giving us award winning performances.
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@emurrrly
Can they still send you your volcano cake? Call them and tell them you switched tables.
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@amandaoee_
I forgave her when she drained the meat. There is no excuse for RINSING your meat with WATER!
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