Rosie can do it, but Ronnie will fuck your shit up.

@larrybrockmp Do me a favour and give Kurek a smack upside the head and tell him to get to the fucking point

@j_maloney @ArnoldViersen So what's the deal, is @dckurek rambling like a fucking idiot to prevent the bill from getting killed in committee (Because it would look bad for MPs to vote against it in the HoC)?

@gjcharlet Memory of me in a theatre by myself wishing someone was with me so I could complain the movie stole my fence stretcher idea then realizing that probably explained why I was at a theatre by myself

@gomichild

@gomichild I've been waiting for that guy to deliver my mochi for like, what, 14 years now? He better not be expecting a tip

@muteboy "We've got your back"?

@elamin88 It should be against the law for there to be a discourse about a movie before the trailer's out

@mikeduncan All the guys who have to get up and unlock the shelf holding the razors finally got around to listening to the show

@DuFepsilon @AntigoneJournal That's kinda hard to do when you just got his and her sinks installed in the en suite

@JohnBrownlow It sounds so natural that it almost seems like it should be easy to play; then you see him play and it absolutely isn’t, but he still makes it look effortless.

@JDVance The Entourage guy had sex with Sasha Grey, not a Gray Chaise

@neilaglet They probably changed it so poor kids couldn’t cut the other figures out of the card back and play with the whole set in paper doll form on a drawn background like I did

@MacLeodLisa @PierrePoilievre Time once again for Canada's favourite game show, "Conservative Lying Or Conservative Ignorance?"

@KenParille Sorry for being a shit bag reply guy

@ianmcc I was going to mention that one; at that time I worked at the old Perkins and lived at Portage & Whitewold. If those idiots only hurt themselves I honestly wouldn't care, but it never works out that way.

Since the news & other interested public parties would apparently rather chew off their own fingers than type the name of The Owner, I’ll say the sterling citizen in question is Alan Werier of Composite Holdings Ltd.

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@gjcharlet Time to make some demonaid

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@ThomasHoufek @BretDevereaux Not sure 'I'm ignorant and shallow' is the slam dunk you think it is.