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bram stroker’s ejacula

@langutop

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5 months

hello twitter world

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what do we think team am i in?

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@rambonsaturn @notapIatypus wasnt he trying to hide who the true heir of the restaurant was so that he could profit off of the image of a dead guy

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@QUlDAMA @prezoh he told hasan piker he was gay

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2 years

@hunkenjoyer @dklmarxist is your point about service dogs bc i think it’s obvious that’s not what this tweet is about

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3 months

Not an island you are clearly unqualified to run this account

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I’m in love with this kitchen island

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@loveangelb4by

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2 years

nobody: people with homophobia:

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1 year

only a shirt gf 🤝 only bottoms bf

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1 year

if i had a gf and she was out being hot in public without me i wouldn't just be quiet i would show every single person i know i would brag about how hot she was i would send pics of her to mars so the bacteria that may or may not be there can see her

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8 months

what the fuck do you mean “thoughts?”

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A man was caught trying to drown his girlfriend after finding out she was pregnant. Thoughts?

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1 year

@saguaro_slut honestly i would probably fumble this badly too

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6 months

if i had a girlfriend this is how i would reply to her posts

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6 months

Can't take this site serious

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@guerrillagoth this is so good

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7 months

@calicosmall i would go full european and say why are you wearing pajamas in public period

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1 year

if we were dating i’d like all you tweets even the shit ones

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11 months

@night_owlll @GoodReddit i’m pretty sure he means in the spirit of a real prank that is fun for everyone involved

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10 months

@TanSucksAtArt @CtosFrl @willsgardevoir @drawiingx dont mind if i do

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7 months

that is NOT what jolene looks like have you even heard the song??

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Dolly and Beyoncé dealing with Jolyne

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2 years

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2 years

that tanner dude on tiktok his videos be having me fucking cryingshsbsbsbsvavqvevr

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4 years

@gotsoybeanmilk this just makes me want to listen to the vamps

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4 years

@Sun_Sableye @chiefdaddysosa @emoshiv he also wrote a boy named sue, he was a songwriter before he did poetry

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4 years

@vsshole m ny

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@eddyburback goya owner supports trump and spoke at a hispanics for trump event

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8 months

@londwa_h @bazdoeshisthing @X245M @timecaptales personally i’m not doomed to become a pedophile

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2 years

@funkethkat @BloodsareCrips no Catarina, that’s desert

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2 years

@wulverzwitz @picklesdog17 @laurenanno @thesarahyork @sofialmallo damn sorry this tiktok explaining broadway drama doesnt cater to your exact level pre-existing knowledge and instead focus on a more general target audience

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5 years

@lilsasquatch66 His wife looks like him in a wig

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@Dashrockzzz 📝📝

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1 year

twitter me and instagram me are not the same person i will not be migrating

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3 years

@ghostpoptape @SunMaiden_ @areyoufuckingfr @MollyTheGoblin 1984

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8 months

anyone want to come over and eat 20 to 30 mozzarella sticks with me

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1 year

millie bobby brown when millie bobby board of education walks in

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3 months

@Katheri08203632 I’ll be there 🫡

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5 months

@LolOverruled I was expecting a “there are 8 days in a week” punchline but this was pretty good

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2 years

@proudbugman that’ll clear up any confusion caused by your car’s new paint job

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2 years

at walmart just saw drake fall to his knees in the middle of the aisle

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Millie Bobby Brown is engaged!

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9 months

my great grandfather shot a dude for hitting on his wife but everyone in town hated the guy he killed so they just asked him to move instead of arresting him

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1 year

im doing it anyways

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1 year

would u trust this man to test for bacteria in waste water

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2 years

what picture of your boobs will have you like this

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11 months

see ladies this is what you’ll get if you give that reply guy a chance

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11 months

Omg

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2 years

@KancelKartier @pig_milk_sipper @brother_dag you just dont know cause you were too busy having phone sex at 11

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1 year

if i had a gf id make today all about her bc she's the only reason i am a bf and i am forever grateful for that

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5 years

@cake_hoarder

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1 year

sucking a dick but doing this the whole time so everyone knows i’m not gay

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@simpdog

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9 months

probably the best youtuber out there

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@thassmad @GoodReddit

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5 years

@lilestaban This is just a shittier version of @girlfr0g

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@numetal_moment

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8 months

buying beer and one of the cashiers asks if i have my id and the second one goes “it’s okay i’ve carded him before. not a lot of people buy PBR so you tend to remember the ones that do” so i guess im just the pbr drinker to the guys at the brew zoo

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@TheSwitchDude @ocmd73 I mean if she doesn’t want people to recognize her wouldn’t it be better to use her old name when talking about the project

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8 months

anyways garfield picrew

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@Dj233_ @DaveKluge @AdamHarstad @SigmundBloom He’s talking about Gordie Shufflebraun, drafted by a Texicannee Greytrousers squad featuring not one, not two, but *three* 300-yard receivers in Skeets McTeeter, Sammie “Big Ditch” Shaw, and Three Fingers Freddie Masterson (who actually had nine fingers)

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2 years

yeah it’s gay but it’s so funny seeing OP avoid answering the questions about why they have their bmi in their bio

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2 years

this is the gayest thing i have ever seen

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1 year

saturday shift fit

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5 years

@hennaiscool1 Hello?

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1 year

cant find my lighter

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2 years

scared of women

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2 years

how you got a mustache and no bitches?

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2 years

in another life i wouldve really liked flirting on twitter with you

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11 months

i am yet again at work

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1 year

i promise the tattooer told me to take the wrap thing off after an hour

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1 year

real shitty picture

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1 year

u should be allowed to speed if ur driving home from work

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4 years

@GimmickAccsOOC why is that account a thing

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2 years

the rumors are true, it is my birthday

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1 year

i have a bad case of i hate my job-ism

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1 year

not a tweet but i think about this a lot

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1 year

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

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8 years

@EcoShaymin @IHE_OFFICIAL wow look at you you're different.

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11 months

y’all fuckin with the sweater⁉️⁉️⁉️

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1 year

I had a baja blast for the first time today, it was fine

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7 months

tboy for dinner tonight

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@dyingscribe

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11 months

when i was eight i picked this bowl out while on vacation, my mom saved it for me for 14 years and finally gave it to me a week ago, and today a mug fell out of my cabinet the moment i opened it and hit it right on the rim

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1 year

id put all that shit back in the box for her

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1 year

Pandora by Thomas Benjamin Kennington (1908)

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8 months

when i cant afford a place to live but then i remember homelessness is banned

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8 months

California lawmakers on both sides want to ban homelessness

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5 years

@vapixay @icedoutomnitrix Bro I don’t think I’ll ever forget her

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9 months

my fat ass thought this was an onion 🤣🤣

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2 years

@PlayedNobody @thejasonkirk they took a knee on the two point conversion after scoring the last touchdown

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1 year

pov i just threw up in a random italian restaurant in small town pennsylvania

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1 year

real shitty picture

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1 year

tattoo time 🫡

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2 months

@sean_bagel Yeah but have you thought about how this video kinda shifted pop culture….. like the trickle down effect from rachel sennott in this to bodies x3 to brat to now….like whoa

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3 years

@SarahBurssty @WholesomeMeme in the original comic he’s selling pork chops bc he killed his wife

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1 year

me

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11 months

good hair night

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1 year

@flaviusvalens1 this is a real heathcliff comic. i’d call it an in-joke, it’s a reference to a comic from a lil over 2 years ago. sometimes there are themes that he follows for a week but most of them are random, and fwiw i feel like heathcliff has been like this for as long as i remember