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My radiologist has described my uterus as “bulky” following my ultrasound, which I *think* means… pussy fat, medically confirmed
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This song from a 4 year-old child has just sent me over the edge, emotionally
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Nah, sorry… she’s just drawn five different faces at the same time with one hand?!
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This is so wholesome man - his giggling has healed something in my soul 🥹🧡
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This American girl’s UK accent is insane - she literally sounds like a South London babe, I’m so bamboozled?
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Londoners literally need to live here. We don’t want to be at the centre of entertainment or attracting visitors.
We want liveable rent, clean air, and the ability to buy property in the city we call home. We don’t want a fuck-off massive spherical billboard…
Absolutely stinks of London arrogance.
Huge opportunity to be at the very centre of the future of entertainment, attracting massive investment and visitors from around the world. Offer it to literally any other part of the UK and they'd snap your hand off.
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@princessivri
“No home training” like you shat on the floor - is his toilet built for display purposes only?
Anyways, going when you need to go >>>
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Everyone’s doing anatomy analysis - I said uterus because I meant uterus. It’s adenomyosis (similar to endo), not fupa 😭
Stop arguing about labia and start celebrating my medically fat coochie with me!!! 💗
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There are people who don't even drive that are basing their London Mayor vote on ULEZ. Can we PLEASE be guided.
95% of vehicles on the road in London are ULEZ-compliant and are therefore NOT being charged... I don't know why ULEZ has become the focal point for the masses
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Shout out Boxpark fr - I once made a one night stand spray himself down with Dior Sauvage before we banged so I could close my eyes and imagine it was my work crush instead
Not many venues attract men with self esteem that low - it MUST be saved!
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@DuhwayneBangz
it’s from adenomyosis which causes your uterus to expand to double/triple its size from extra lining
Hence why I said “uterus” and not fupa or labia or clitoris…
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How it feels to live in the UK in 2023
Brits should stock up on torches and candles to prepare for power cuts, Oliver Dowden says
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Begging everyone to PLEASE stop taking my tweet seriously. I fully understand my anatomy and what my diagnosis means.
Yes I do have fibroids and adenomyosis. Yes I know the uterus is not the same as a vulva or a vagina.
I was literally making a joke.
PLEASE LIGHTEN UP 💗
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I’ve been tracking my mental health in relation to my hormone cycle daily on a spreadsheet for two years now in preparation for the En Aych Ess to turn me away for a formal PMDD diagnosis
Today I walked in, showed my spreadsheet, and got my diagnosis within 5mins 😩🙏🏻
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@SoUnserious_
Not with the current price of groceries - you won’t catch me looking a gift (sea)horse in the mouth, no ma’am!
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It still blows my mind that I met the inventor of pornstar martinis in a bar in Camden a few years ago. I thought it was a drink from the 1920s.
RIP Douglas Ankrah (1970-2021) - pornstar martinis are a Ghanaian legacy and we owe you so much 💗
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Men are genuinely so terrifying, like…
Imagine being this angry at women - if you recognise this voice and know this man, I beg you keep an eye on him because boyyy
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@Remy_Legal
Everybody loves fat pussies - and this one is a misandrist so it’s even better 👩🏼❤️💋👩🏿
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For my UK women - you can find female tradespeople here:
And here:
With love,
a semi-qualified plumber babe xx
Women who live alone, when handymen come to work in your house, how do you handle being by yourself with them?
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@jasebyjason
When they bring those prices back down for basic goods to even 2019 levels, I’ll melt my phone tapping away. Until then? I’m on strike 🙏🏻
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@HyphenatedJay
My mum, my sister and I POURED over my little sister’s one and we went WILD when they showed it live
My 3 year-old sister did not give one singular shit of course 😭
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@floveira
the "do you get what I mean", "naturally", and "like" peppered in a bunch was having me fooled
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I'm not even gonna bother looking into Ozempic and that because not even cocaine was able to stop my appetite
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The out-of-towners have descended with their “live somewhere else then” remarks
A reminder that people should be able to live in the city in which they were raised and/or where their communities are based
…without a giant orb and with reasonable house /rent prices 🙏🏻
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The NY / Dublin portal is one of the greatest exhibits ever
Every single video has me feeling emotional or laughing. Dublin has the exact right energy for this - from the talented and wholesome to the mad characters 🍀💗
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Living in house shares has contributed to about 75% of my mental illness
Dealing with everyone’s various hours of cooking/noise disturbing your sleep, cleaning up after people you don’t care about, having to deal with their friends in the house that you don’t know - exhausting
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Sexual health is a HUGE priority please. Let’s not compare apples and oranges. Both these things should be free….
free condoms but not pads? reproduction is a choice. menstruation is biological. talk abt priorities.
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Abra: “don’t listen to a word they say, I’m in your hea-”
Me:
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@khezia_estelle
Sorry to spoil everyone’s fun but it’s not an idiom. It’s actually because the inventor was called Oliver Oyster 💙
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ARE YOU REALLY GONNA STAND THERE STARING AT ME ALL THE WAY FROM ACROSS THE ROOM?
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Our British babe has joined us!
Her @ on here is below, you lot 💗
BRO NOBODY SHOULD TELL ME TO SHUT UP AGAINNN THE PPL HAVE SPOKENNN
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Having an affair is also a glaring character flaw. Why would you want someone in your team that lacks discipline and integrity? Where does it end?
Losing jobs for cheating is not new. I know people who have lost jobs for their cheating.
When you're high up in a company there's some mess and drama they won't want to tolerate because you're making the whole organisation look bad...you can't control your dick that's shameful.
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I’ll never forget the advice an older women gave on TikTok years ago about heartbreak - to embrace the devastation
There are very few times in life when you’re so heartbroken you can hear the lyrics of songs for what feels like the first time and art is even more beautiful
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EMA was incredible - crazy how far £30 could stretch back then 🥲
The last Labour gov introduced EMA, to help teenagers from poorer households like me to afford to attend HE. My £30 a week paid for my travel to a good college in Notts. From there I got into uni, first in my family. And then into a good job. Thats how you get young people on.
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I now FINALLY have protections in the workplace because PMDD falls under the disability act as a mental health condition
Active uterus owners - if you’re experiencing any of the below, PLEASE start tracking your symptoms and get a diagnosis so you’re protected!
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@lvonthedon
@princessivri
All the time - I shit when I need to shit. No man on earth is worth holding it in for, it’s not that deep
They can also feel free to take a shit at mine if they need to 🤷🏼♀️
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@chrisgolds
…right, but the OUTSIDE of it is a giant bright billboard which is one of the pressing issues here, so now what? Shall we debate the heaving crowds that would cause a disturbance to residents instead?
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While you’re here, a reminder to mark your calendars to join the march for Palestine - Sat 5th October in central London from 12pm 🇵🇸🤍
As always, free Congo, free Sudan, free Palestine 💗
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Hey girl - there’s not a plug alive that would have me part ways with £100
Especially not a metal one that gets smudges on it by simply glancing in its direction 💗
How it started and how it’s going 🔌⚡️
These are the small details tenants will appreciate when looking for a property to rent and will happily pay the extra £75-£100pm for 🏡
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I personally think if we're looking at charges, we should be looking at scrapping congestion charges for those residing within the zones but ULEZ?!
A policy that affects about 7% of the entire population of London and is in place to help with pollution? Get fucked...
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TW: transphobia, homophobia, purity mumbo jumbo
Woah Vicky announcing she’s becoming a full-time nurse just days after spouting transphobic and homophobic statements (and some other shite about sex before marriage) is so telling of the state of the healthcare industry…
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It's hilarious when you realize most gangster rappers had to get sodomized by diddy to get their record deal
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It’s normal to not want to have them. It’s even normal to find them annoying if they’re being loud or sticky and you’re overstimulated or tired.
It’s really not normal to actively dislike them… Some of you are obsessed and make it your whole personality and it’s weird…
i will die on this hill: it’s fine and normal to dislike children
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@itsjacksonbbz
FAM! I don't even wanna put his face out there cos he genuinely scares me. It's the fact that he came back FOUR MONTHS later to insult me again 😭
No man... I actually DON'T want "that dick" shockingly 🤢
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TBC on this guy's Twitter handle but here's his insta:
And his website:
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Please DO NOT use this service or ANY service without getting consent from the person first. A lot of homeless people are undocumented and these types of organisations work with the home office.
If you want to help homeless people, ask the individual(s) what they need!
if you live in london, please help rough sleepers by calling 0300 500 0914. street link will find them somewhere to stay.
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I ain't got nothing to plug, so basically...
✨Remember to look after yourself - to have simply survived this year is plenty and comparison truly is the thief of joy
✨Giving head is dope
✨Support
@ExistLoudlyUK
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There are more good, kind, unafraid, and loudly passionate people fighting for justice around the world than I thought or could even conceive
tell me one thing you've learned about the world in the last month.
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Terroll Lewis harassed and physically assaulted Leigh-Anne Pinnock in a public place, resulting in a 3-year restraining order
He may not have tapped a gun on someone’s window but he was certainly not above harming women…
This was never funny and it was crazy at the time that people refused to listen. She knew how this would be received given how open he was about his past. Anyway — he maintained his work on improving and giving back to his communities, and is now travelling with nature.
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@martincash04
Hiya! My car is a second hand ‘09 VW that is compliant
I’ve just had a little look and you can buy second-hand ULEZ compliant (post 2005) cars for anywhere between £300-8,000
Lower income people are being suffocated by pollution, NOT ULEZ….
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@jasebyjason
I haven’t felt empowered by elections since Corbyn didn’t get through
Now I’m looking at the sheet of paper with nothing in my soul
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Anyways thank God I’m not active on these apps anymore because the insanity of people is far too much
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@blixberrie
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If it happens again, contact your MP and local council reps. My MP got our fine removed and called them selfish and money-grabbing timewasters 😭😭
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Upper body strength aside, the thing I admire most about strippers is their ability to completely mask their disgust and disdain for men throughout their performance
I hate the “I should be a stripper” discourse. You have to stop after five minutes on the Stairmaster and don’t speak up at the nail salon. Be serious.
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Amy Winehouse was so real for this and ahead of her time in her hatred for Kanye West
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@CrickBosses
As in housing new builds? Because they’re often priced out of the average Londoner’s budget despite all the schemes (because rent is so high making it almost impossible for the average earner to save enough)
And they’re often sold to international buyers who leave them empty
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Can someone tell companies there is absolutely no need for a Zoom Christmas party this year. Just dead the whole thing. It's really okay.
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This is 100% Tim Westwood and I will hear no other argument
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Even look at the suggested DM openers he has on his IG that HE made 🤢
We need all the weirdos and incels on here to be on a legal database somewhere
England Regional News - London
A man has been sentenced after admitting three breaches of a Sexual Risk Order (SRO) after he harassed and manipulated women online.
Kevin Kombi, 29 of Beambridge, Basildon, appeared at Snaresbrook Crown Court on Friday
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@Tenorsaw
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@imbethmccoll
If I’m ever the last passenger on the bus, I always go and sit up front so they feel less alone cos I would definitely be freaked out
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@murrlandbri
Someone said the “oo” sound is the same in your accent - like “you” and “too” so it’s easier for you guys to nail a british accent. I love it!
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@BubblyDreams91
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Then don’t laugh, hun. I dunno what to tell you - it’s never that deep looool
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@ehisilozobhie
Plus, for women especially, body types (disgustingly) trend cyclically and skinny/ultra lean is having its BIG moment again
Brands are killing off plus size ranges. And even the muscle babes are starting to move towards lean if TikTok trends are anything to go by
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me: man these edibles ain’t shit
me 5mins later:
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Just another day knowing that even in an emergency situation when your life is on the line, men will fantasise and act on r*ping women as their final act of terror
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That site doesn’t always have them all but I l’ve been building out a map on Google of bottomless brunches, outdoor pubs, markets, co-working spots, restaurants, viral spots, and more:
Updating constantly 💗
So all this time there is a website dedicated to Bottomless Brunches
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Bradley Cooper is so disgustingly hot - I’m on season 27 of this video
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@SiScott1
My dear you are talking about the borough of Westminster and a couple of surrounding areas. This eyesore was going to be placed in Stratford in a residential area
How often do you see millions of visitors in Wandsworth? AND BE HONEST because I’ve lived there too…
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@Incogniisho
I’m on Autotrader now and there are 421,750 ULEZ-compliant cars from £300-8,000 on the market currently
It ruined the market for some vintage cars, not used cars. It priced people out of some vintage cars, not used cars
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She’s OBSESSED. The girlies have laid roots for free in the real estate of her mind 😭
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It’s either live in a shared house to have more disposable income / savings to actually enjoy life and buy a home of your own one day
Or pay a premium to live alone and live paycheque to paycheque 🥲
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Even new style JSA is the same amount (£360) maximum and that is supposed to be a contribution-based benefit
HMRC is taking £100s-1,000s per month and handing pennies back when it’s needed
If I’m paying £2,300 in tax each month, I want £2,300 p/m back when I’m in need of it
Universal credit is £368 a month lmao and this government is talking about immigrants taking liberties
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