mona 🧘🏾
@itsmonad
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the nose piercing trifecta was 🫖
Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot.
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if ur female friends said the same thing as them would yall still b friends 🤔.
male friends be so humbling like wow.
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i think it’s worse when someone knows u very well and still treats u wrong.
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social media is fun cuz nb on ig knows this wig i have on is mad stiff.
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BRO NOBODY SHOULD TELL ME TO SHUT UP AGAINNN THE PPL HAVE SPOKENNN.
This American girl’s UK accent is insane - she literally sounds like a South London babe, I’m so bamboozled?
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& that’s why i stopped calling all these rasclaat likkle boys who gossip more than girls my friends pls.
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but no all they know is “i was gonna—”.
I wanna experience the “ it’s sum at your door” message and it be a cute lil gift out there or sum roses 😞.
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“oh that’s not—” “i don’t think—” “how did we get here” “not quite”BANGERS 🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣😭.
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i’ll make ‘alfredo’ and add curry powder, maggi cube, & jerk seasoning
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- do extra credit assignments, even if u don’t need it atm!! .- free fomo.- have 1 day of the week when u lock in and don’t parlay .- just because they give u a week to do it don’t mean u should take a week, do it asap .- set boundaries early when it comes to your room!.- no 8ams.
okay college students, gimmie some advice for college, something actually useful here.
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a girl room is random lash cluster on the floor, shedding wig hair somewhere, and a candle on its last leg burning.
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can’t wait to finish school and finally be free and marry my man and have kids and go on endless trips without worrying bout due dates 😇.
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getting rid of my main page story posting shame was the best thing ever pls it’s never that deep.
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“continuing to let someone keep disappointing u is not a reflection of how big ur heart is, but how weak ur boundaries are”.
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i’m that person that do assignments due in 3 weeks as long as it’s opened.
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i downplay too many of my accomplishments because my goals are still so much higher and i need to stop.
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stop comparing ur real life to someone’s social media!!! we select what we want to post, who puts their worst out? nobody 😭!!!.
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it’s always “ur too independent” & “let ppl help you” … until i actually ask for help.
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uber driver switched from latino music to sexy red upon my entering :(.
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@drewsilluhh thissss, same shuffle of music, same faces, same mcds after, i don’t even be caring to miss an event 😭.
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i will post many things in this lifetime but “thank you for all the bday wishes” will never be one.
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nigerians have the funniest insults how can u tell someone they look like masquerade offering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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my african instructor jus said she looks for 666 in a man . 6ft, 6 figures, & 6 pack 🤣🤣🤣.
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if yk ppl weird and u keep hanging w them cuz u don’t wanna be alone ill pray for u cuz ive been there but babe it don’t get better u must gooo 😂😂😂.
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- eat dining hall food !!! save money omg 😭.- don’t call everybody ur friend .- don’t overshare ur business .- communicate w ur roommate!!!.- 85% of men are WICKED or WEIRD, the other 15% taken, or hard to find.
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praise God!!! she’s not perfect but at least we don’t cry bout it no more lolz
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watch an attractive & clean person lose themselves & attractiveness to weed <<<.
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pgcps where was this energy when i was waiting for the bus in the snow and ice 😒😒.
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i’ve literally watched majority of this show on twitter alone.
Ayo left Mimii hanging up on The Terrance 👀.Ayo and Jessica chat after
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just did my first 12hr hospital shift & i can truly say i was scared for nothing! it was SO THRILLING LMAO.
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howard university did not think this grad thru. how can they say first come first serve knowing black people bring VILLAGES to graduations. mind u the place is small. now you got grown men tryna fight girls for seats. and to add the security rude! a mess.
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when i went from ranting to ppl as soon as something happened to recording myself venting then praying instead life became easier.
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anytime u bouta go back jus read them msgs & you’ll be good 😂😂😂.
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it’s the second week of school y’all hoes still on ur first hairstyle 🤣🫵🏾??.
tweet like u from atl.
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maybe i’m wrong but there’s no real reason someone not wearing a bra should actually bother you.
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when the attachment wears off and u realize they weren’t even ur actual type.
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no need to wait for 2024 to start being confrontational… not tolerating stupidity 😂
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nigerian men in the dmv are wicked until they hit a certain age and realize it’s time to grow up.
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91% on my a&p2 final & an A+ in the class! thank God for a straight A semester 🥹🥹.
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can’t do a hair calendar cuz idk what i’m feeling like til a week before i do it 😭.
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i’m not the girl u can come back.to when i’m up pls find one corner and cry.
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i know i’ll be the parent to cry when i drop my kid off their first day of school.
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