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Creator of very fine mojos. Patient wife of @screwlabour . Extremely tired.

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@ladyscrewlabour
Amanda
5 years
Hands up who is genuinely scared of anything other than a Conservative majority tomorrow 🙋🏼‍♀️
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@ladyscrewlabour
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2 months
According to @Keir_Starmer Apparently, we're ‘far right thugs’ I want to follow fellow ‘far right thuggish’ ordinary UK citizens Please like, repost and follow ❤️ #FarRightThugsUnite #TwoTierKeir
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3 years
My pub is full. It's really noisy. I'm so happy.
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@ladyscrewlabour
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4 years
I am currently spending thousands of pounds trying to open my company's workspace in a safe and compliant way with additional signage, PPE, extra cleaning and building adjustments. It's a fricking nightmare. Why on earth am I bothering when we can all have a shindig in Hyde Park?
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4 years
A new, blue passport is a truly wondrous thing.
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5 years
Spoilt my ballot today. Just couldn't vote for any of them so didn't know what else to do. First time I've not actively voted in my life, and I've always voted @Conservatives Bit gutted to be honest.
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6 years
Happy #BrexitDay ! Let the celebrations commence! Oh, wait.... Whitehall booze up - CANCELLED UK democracy - CANCELLED Faith in parliament - CANCELLED Tory membership- CANCELLED This day will not be forgotten, but for all the wrong reasons. #BrexitBetrayal
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3 years
Just took down all the Covid signage in the office, and I think there were some people on the verge of crying with happiness.
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Amanda
4 years
Morning @GMB . Corrected it for you. It's "doctor, author and *Labour Party activist* Dr Rachel Clarke".
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@ladyscrewlabour
Amanda
4 years
They can fuck right off. This is descending into farce.
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BBC News (UK)
4 years
Transport Secretary Grant Shapps announces a “£2bn package to put cycling and walking at the heart of our transport policy”, including “emergency interventions” such as “pop-up bike lanes, wider pavements, cycle and bus only streets”
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4 years
Year 7 Georgraphy this morning for my daughter. Teacher just CBA can he? 🙄 #homeschooling
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5 years
My eldest daughter's class was set a task at primary school yesterday. They all had to write a letter to Boris Johnson to explain what democracy was. I wish I was joking.
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4 years
Blimey. Just got a promotion. That was unexpected.
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5 years
@rickygervais Shouldn't we all just issue apologetic disclaimers at birth for any offence we may ever cause? 🙄
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3 years
Is 45 actually quite old?
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@ladyscrewlabour
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5 years
So according to @BrandonLewis on @SkyNews - the issue is emphatically NOT with Theresa May and we all support her and want her deal. The problem with the toxic, out of touch Tories at the top of the party, summed up in one interview.
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@ladyscrewlabour
Amanda
3 years
My daddy just called me for the first time in about 5 years. Merry Christmas ❤
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@ladyscrewlabour
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6 years
Seriously, what is the point of any of it? All the ranting and opining and anger - from both sides. It's futile. We don't matter; our votes mean nothing either way unless parliament agrees with us. The whole process of UK democracy is a farce so let's stop pretending otherwise.
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11 months
The entirety of @SkyNews should be taken off air for the latest Burley antisemitic stunt. Disgusting. She brings shame on our country.
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Eylon Levy
11 months
The first question that left me speechless (but only for a second):
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4 years
@SadiqKhan @campbellclaret No. It was sodding appalling. Embarrassing on a global scale.
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3 years
@piersmorgan Of course they're vindicated: it's absolutely what this means. They weren't scared, and they knew more about it than any of us. Utter sham.
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4 years
@theJeremyVine This is vile. Be ashamed.
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Amanda
2 months
@KirstieMAllsopp @elonmusk Kirstie, I really rate you. But you and your Labour elite mates are totally out of step here. I'm eternally grateful for the helicopter view that he provides, and the support for the man on the street that is sick of listening to excuses and advocacy of the very things tearing
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4 years
Wow, Piers is absolutely RABID for us to all be on full lockdown, supported by Dr Hilary, still massively overreaching as a GP. GMB, feeding the weakest seeds every morning.
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Amanda
6 years
On the train in to London through the stockbroker belt. Loads of wibbling remoaners with abusive and sweary signs on board. All brought their kids too, some are colouring in the word 'Bollocks'. Which is nice. #wibblemarch
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Amanda
6 years
So the remainery, anti-democratic shouty types are protesting on 23rd March. Does that leave us decent Brexiter types to emphatically protest on 29th? Do hope so...
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6 years
@piersmorgan @nicolathorp_ On point as usual. As a woman if you wear that kind of clothing you know *precisely* what type of attention you're after, and that you'll get it.
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Amanda
2 years
London cabbies are incredible, as always ❤️
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Facts UK
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Amanda
2 months
Fuck off Beaker
@Ed_Miliband
Ed Miliband
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Britain is leading global efforts to tackle the climate crisis 🇬🇧 That’s why I’m in Brazil – an important partner in the fight against climate change, to see how we can work together on this shared challenge 🇧🇷
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Amanda
5 years
They're rounding on @DominicRaab because they are scared of him. Fucking hell this is outrageous.
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Amanda
4 years
After your tirade this morning Piers, what do we make of this? Hmm?
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2 years
@DanielaNadj Not studied 20th century history in any great detail then?
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4 years
Work from home again you say? When I've just spent thousands opening our offices, making them covid secure and reassuring wibbling staff. Fuck off. Just fuck off.
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Amanda
4 years
Shut up. Get back to work.
@Telegraph
The Telegraph
4 years
@DannyBoyle87 Schools: Teachers should not go to work on June 1 if they feel unsafe, unions say 5/6
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4 years
At this precise juncture, I'm starting to question what the point is exactly of this government. To say they're a shit show of disappointment is to under-sell the situation somewhat.
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Amanda
4 years
It's becoming clearer by the day that @10DowningStreet desperately needs @ajcdeane as Chief of Staff to get shit in order. I can't think of anyone better qualified, or more in touch with the Tory voting populous, to get this haphazard government back on track.
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Amanda
5 years
Left or right, Tory or Labour, Brexit or Remain: this is where we are. There are decent, successful, real people who have joined the cause and are willing to represent us when our own elected parliament has repeatedly refused to do so. It's about more than Brexit. #BrexitParty
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4 years
@BurnsideNotTosh It's going to be a bloodbath when she files for divorce.
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4 years
@allisonpearson I work with the Dutch. On a zoom call this week they said it's pretty much like it never happened there now. Lucky buggers.
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Amanda
4 years
Can anyone explain exactly what tier 5 will look like? I can't see what there is left to shut down.
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Amanda
4 years
I bloody love @MattHancock ❤🌈
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Amanda
3 years
And so, I am finally divorced. #decreeabsoluteday
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6 years
They can all just f*ck off. Every single one of those treacherous twats sat there screwing us over in a shameless farce of a parliament.
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4 years
@piersmorgan Actually, if we normalise it by population we're looking pretty good compared to the rest of Europe. We have twice the population and far fewer deaths. Eg, if we had pop of Italy we would have far fewer deaths than they had.
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Amanda
3 years
The ONS produce this for flu deaths every year. The 'with' and the 'from' essentially. Why can't we have one of these for all Covid deaths?
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4 years
@piersmorgan @DominicRaab @GMB For viewers that want to hear an actual answer, there are other outlets available. Maybe modify your bombastic style and you'll attract the big hitters.
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5 years
@JustineGreening @DominicRaab Yeah. Because parliament has thus far been doing a stellar job of respecting and implementing democracy, hasn't it?
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Amanda
4 years
I am now going to drink heavily, and for a long time.
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Amanda
3 years
Winning at Sunday
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Amanda
5 years
@jakkicowley If Corbyn gets in you haven't seen anything yet.
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4 years
I'm out. Couldn't even do 20 minutes. What a vile, disingenuous stitch up this is. Just fuck off, the pair of you. #MeghanAndHarry
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Amanda
6 years
Regardless of #Brexit I can assure everyone that Kent's roads are routinely buggering gridlocked anyway. So let's at least be gridlocked in a glorious SOVEREIGN nation. #stuckintraffic
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3 years
Our poor Queen, she looked so small. May her beloved Philip rest in peace. #PrincePhilipfuneral
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Amanda
4 years
@badassday If anything, speaking as a parent that has been picking up the slack, these past months have shown the absolutely DIRE standard of skills and agility within the teaching fraternity. They struggle to even attach a document to an email. It's been downright embarrassing.
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10 months
No other Western leader has called this for what it is - antisemitism - in my living memory. Let us follow him as we did in 2019 in numbers. There was a reason we did.
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GB News
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‘What we’ve seen, I’m afraid, is the re-emergence of antisemitism’ Former Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, speaks to GB News as he attends the March Against Antisemitism in London.
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Amanda
5 years
He may be the underdog in this race but bloody hell what a talented, intelligent, charming and decent underdog @DominicRaab is. Give Dom some thought before you all just settle for Boris.
@DominicRaab
Dominic Raab
5 years
I’ve been campaigning across the country, talking to people about how we need to leave the EU by October 31st. Watch my latest video and join my campaign at
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Amanda
7 years
Really pleasant debating from @EmilyThornberry at #ESHustings . The new kinder politics eh? (Pic @jacksmillie )
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Amanda
4 years
Wake up people. The only people who can challenge this batshit nonsense is us. En masse.
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Page of Positivity
4 years
Deaths for England and Wales have now been below the 5 year average for the 8th consecutive week.
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Amanda
4 years
Please open the pubs @BorisJohnson . Treat us like grown ups. After all, you've been letting the feral kids out to play all weekend and we're much more sensible. Go on. I'll buy you a pint.
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Amanda
2 years
And with this, I'll bow out this evening ❤️
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Amanda
4 years
Please @RishiSunak - make it true that you've resigned. One of you has to take on this shitshow and I'd love it to be you.
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Amanda
3 years
Fuck. Off.
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Sky News
3 years
Heading back out to eat? Find out the climate impact of a burger
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Amanda
4 years
Oh, there goes @bbclaurak , refusing to ask anything remotely important to the rest of us, e.g. schools economy, monstrous spending on wages and business support by govt, PUBS STILL NOT OPEN... I could go on.
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Amanda
4 years
Let's have a referendum in England to answer the question of whether we, particularly those in London and the South East, should continue to fund the Scottish parish council, or just set them free to fund themselves.
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Nicola Sturgeon
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Make no mistake, this would be a full scale assault on devolution - a blatant move to erode the powers of the Scottish Parliament in key areas. If the Tories want to further boost support for independence, this is the way to do it.
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3 years
30% to 100% means - as usual - he hasn't a fucking clue.
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Amanda
7 years
I know someone who worked as an F1 grid girl. Best job she's ever had in her life - she loved it - and she CHOSE to do it (the v essence of feminism, no?). This farcical twattery is not in any way related to any feminist cause whatsoever 😡
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Julia Hartley-Brewer
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I’m confused. One of these images is an affront to women’s equality. The other is a symbol of a woman’s right to wear what she wants. But which one?
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4 years
Filth and bucks fizz #SaturdayMorning
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4 years
I'm off to work for the whole day today. No PPE, just common sense. Radical.
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4 years
There is absolutely ZERO justification for imposing quarantine on travellers to the Spanish Islands. They have far better infections rates than alot of the UK. It leaves 100,000s uninsured, unable to travel yet can't get a refund, and it is bloody ruinous to the economy.
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1 year
If you need to be reminded, repeat after me: HAMAS ARE TERRORISTS, NOT "PALESTINIAN GUNMEN" #bbcnews #DefundTheBBC
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4 years
Empty apart from us (a party of 3) since 6.50pm 😢 #thanksboris
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Amanda
6 years
@ljt_2190 @piersmorgan @nicolathorp_ Not what I said. It's a nice dress & she can wear whatever she likes. But you wear stuff like that, and attend events like that, to self promote. Which is also fine. But don't complain when the attention you receive isn't exactly as you wished. It's just not how the media works.
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3 years
Quite like Boris again now. That speech was leadership, right there. #IStandWithUkraine
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Amanda
4 years
@bbclaurak Laura, fgs, the scientists do not want to be dragged into your tawdry, politically motivated witch hunt. He was doing them a favour. Ask a question that will help inform us all, not score petty points.
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4 years
Tier 3 for Kent. Thanks @MattHancock , you vile, malicious, fascist. There is virtually no infection in my area of the county, yet local businesses will now die and we can kiss goodbye to whatever remains of our disintegrating mental health.
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5 years
Dominic Raab is right, whatever your start in life you should have the opportunities to succeed - I support his plans to boost school standards and create more apprenticeships for school leavers #ReadyForRaab #C4debate #FairerBritain
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Amanda
4 years
Dear @Conservatives How MPs vote on vaccine passports will not only have career ramifications for them, it will change our country for generations. If you pass this madness, we won't be able to vote for you ever again, and the party will rightly die. #NoVaccinePassports
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Amanda
5 years
But more than that. There is a wife who has been cheated out of the best 27 years of her life and lived a lie, and two daughters that will question their whole existence. The fall out should be the focus, not the sociopaths Schofield/Willoughby and their desire for ratings.
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Amanda
2 years
@jackwhitehall And the music was called 'Sleep, dearie, sleep' 😢
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Amanda
4 years
Grotesque hangover. It's a solid level 9. Bacon, tea and paracetamol have not improved matters. I am clearly very old indeed.
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6 years
I know to some of you the drone twattery at Gatwick is hilarious, and in other circs I prob would join in the banter. But, it's actually not at all funny for those of us who work hard to earn our holidays to be sitting looking at packed suitcases with nowhere to go... 😔 #Gatwick
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1 year
I went to Majorca in 2003, and it was a solid 44°C every day. It was very hot, but it didn’t make the news. We just turned up the aircon. #ClimateCult
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1 year
I'm going to out this out there: @SuellaBraverman is literally the only person who has the courage and conviction to insure this country against endemic antisemitism, racism, and ideological hatred. Please don't vote for Labour.
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Amanda
4 years
I'm so done with all this shit. The world is equally infuriating and disappointing right now. I want to go to the sea with good coffee and good company.
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4 years
It's time people were allowed to visit family at home. We know what relatives have been doing, whether they've been shielding etc. We need to be allowed to manage our own risk now. I think it's going to be a giant risk to mental health if we don't.
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Amanda
3 years
@piersmorgan Not one person is in hospital with it, Piers. It really is time to end the #fearporn
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Amanda
5 years
Jess, grow up. Recreational drug use 20 years ago is NOTHING compared to the institutional and repugnant racism which is endemic in your party, and passively enabled by flaccid MPs such as yourself. Act or, please, just bugger off.
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Jess Phillips
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If someone had told me when I was a kid that Tory leadership hopefuls were on drugs that would have been an actual deterrent
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4 years
Sunrise and bed hair. Happy 5 years @screwlabour . I deserve bloody a medal #bloodystarving
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4 years
@idinamenzel Remind me, who oversaw the introduction of the cages?
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Amanda
4 years
So having lived here for over 12 years, only now we discover a completely amazing *licenced* riverside cafe in the boatyard, literally yards from my house. Best breakfast and coffee I've had anywhere. Seeing my ancient little cottage, and village, in a whole new light today 💙
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Amanda
4 years
I've had a bastard of a week, so I really, *really* want to go to the pub to sit by the fire, eat pie and drink Malbec. I hate you @BorisJohnson
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Amanda
7 years
Come on then. I've had my fill of you lot. Real shit is happening in the world yet all you think of is feathering your own nest. Wankers.
@MirrorPolitics
Mirror Politics
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'A million people should take to the streets to force Theresa May from power', says @johnmcdonnellMP
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Amanda
4 years
Well done @YorkshireTea . Looks like you properly backed the wrong horse. To turn Ben from his homeland brew you'd need to be offensive in the extreme...
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Benjamin
4 years
So glad I have stopped buying @YorkshireTea (after a lifetime of doing so). This is what they support, that along with ending free markets and abolishing the police. And no, this isn't me "shouting at tea", this is me taking my custom to @TwiningsUK , because I'm not racist.
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Amanda
3 years
Fridays are for taking the afternoon off work and installing yourself in a great pub with a roaring fire and good beer. #winning
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Amanda
5 years
The Queen is in charge. Better rebrand that 'Sussex Royal' guff eh, Hazza. #bye
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Amanda
4 years
Happy boy ❤ @screwlabour
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Amanda
2 years
We did it. Best day ever, and these are the best men in the world ❤️
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Amanda
10 years
Who knew Rowan Atkinson was so eloquent... :) #freedom http://t.co/0agQj9MUS4
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Amanda
5 years
Boris is skillfully dismantling Corbyn. Keep it up chap. #LeadersDebate
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