Joe “STRAIGHT SHOOTA” Alfred
@ladyoftherebs
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Jackson Prep ‘17 | proud Rebel | ΣΧ pledge master | 7th year senior | i love a good pair of tits
Joined March 2023
If anyone knows someone who looks like this and wants to go to New Orleans for free please hit me line asap
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Rebuild begins today (i can’t remember my old account email or password for the life of me)
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The woman is in Baton Rouge with her crazy, single friends. I am FUCKED.
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I kid you not, not a single person came even close to finishing our finance 331 test. Homeboy said there was five minutes left and everyone just started laughing.
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Cancelled my grove collective this morning. Those boys gotta earn it.
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I am so fucking devastated right now words can’t even describe
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@BettyJo78225 @DuragRebel That’s lowkey dope as fuck. My ex wife just fucks whoever has a dick.
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Today me and Ronnie go head to head. May the best drunk win
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This is the craziest shit I’ve ever seen. - Joe “straight Shoota”
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Sometimes i think about the tragedy of Nola formal 2024 that @DuragRebel went through in the spring.
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@Samtheman144581 Videoing a couple having a good time while you hide behind the corner is pretty fucking weird brother.
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@ACUFootball Not a fan, didn’t even know much of yall before today. But fuck i am proud of yall.
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And we meet again for (hopefully) the last time this semester Ronnie. May the best drunk win.
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Boutta pull a Shohei at the bar (drink 700 million beers and not speak English). I stole this tweet.
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@Cletus15238565 Tried this and still got denied bc it was over 5 years ago (yes i went that deep into my transactions).
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This is the craziest thing I’ve seen while being in Oxford.
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Got a hangover that could kill an Indonesian child but it’s just another day for a pimp like me.
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Headed back to the homeland (highlands ranch) to go fight crime and terrorism (work an accounting internship) and save my princess (pray the girl I’m talking to isn’t hanging out with her ex).
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@bordenero21530 Mike,.Absolute banger of a text to receive. I’ve dabbled in dark chocolate once or twice and have yet to be disappointed. My next beers for you! . Cheers,.Joe.
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“Sent my son to college and i started an only fans!”.This is an actual quote i just heard at moes.
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Wanted to come back to this at some point. Haven’t given up. Just got the upgrade to TH 9. Again, Rome wasn’t built in a day
@ladyoftherebs I take the under 2.5 weeks before you give up.
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@rebellover1975 Dick,.Also went through a divorce recently. Get some expensive brown liquor and pour a double (one for me and one for you). I’ll do the same. Cheers brother.
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Peter Millar this, vineyard vines that, what about the run that Padagucci went on in the summer of ‘17. Throwing on this, some khaki shorts, Nike elite socks and sperrys got you so much poon you didn’t even know how to handle it
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Feeling like I’m in the movie Red Dawn except instead of soviets invading, it’s these Jersey kids invading my snow globe town #fuckthem. -Joe “straight shoota”.
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@nourexotiqu I’d milk those honkers so dry that your first born child will have to be a formula baby.
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@MsnyYerboi @BarstoolU @BarstoolOleMiss Womp womp bitch that’s the best win of my college career. Beating the number 2 team in the country you fucking bet I’m storming that shit. Fuck you.
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You must be fucking gay or something right.
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They said the white corner is extinct 21. They said no one can fill PS2s shoes 21. They said that you aren’t welcome here 21. They said the lights are too bright 21. How will you respond 21?.Prove them wrong 21. Show the world what the white man can do 21.
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Generational pull this morning and thought i should share
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Cop inside of the swamp took my vape. Wasn’t chill.
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So mad i didn’t bet castellanos anytime home run today.
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@DrPhillipBurner My coworker on my burner feed was not on the bingo card. Have a night Phil. I hope you guys make plenty of babies.
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Road Rebs this, road Rebs that,.The receiving core on the 2013 broncos was insane. Thank you Eric Decker
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@BradLoganCOTE Merry Christmas Brad,. @DuragRebel is always a classic yet @DrPhillipBurner has a special place in my heart. Hope Santa treated you well!. Best,. Straight shoota.
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If you think hockey isn’t a fun sport go fuck yourself.
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The electoral college has never had a night with an APhi and it shows.
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Biden has a better pullout game than i do.
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Argue with a wall, ESPN got everything right here
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Building a culture of resilience today. Either with or against me.
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If you see me on LCSD app tomorrow, no you didn’t.
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@DuragRebel Durag,. Big dog. Today’s the day where we drop the nuts. I hope you get absolutely trashed. Rebs ML. Rutgas ML. USC ML. Need it more and more every day. Have a day Durag, have a day. - Joe.
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@RaleighBill72 Masturbate and retake. Can always retake a class but never get the feeling of crushing a cold one on a Monday.- Joe “Straight Shoota”.
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Jesus Christ it may be time for me to throw in the white towel
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Day 1 Update. any and all suggestions would be helpful and appreciated
Rebuild begins today (i can’t remember my old account email or password for the life of me)
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@oplumbus69 Only complaint is i haven’t been able to crack one open w you yet. Let’s have a fucking day obi. Fuck you georgia. Fuck you kirby. Fuck you carson “balloon head” beck.
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@DrPhillipBurner Multiple choice decided it wanted to be 2008 Kobe. Hopefully it works. Game is game . -Joe “straight shoota”.
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Someone has to take quick add away from me.
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Headed back to oxford and have been driving with the same guy for a couple hours now. Passed him earlier then he flew by me smiling. A new friendship has been created.Our time is running up tho S he goes to Arkansas state and lemme tell ya, looks like they’ve got a great dude.
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Just informed the Indian man at Texaco it is my 21st and he gave me a free pack of pods. I love him.
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@dickskrong Benny i will be taking this tactic from you. Took a vyvance and didn’t sleep just for it to end like that. Brutal.
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Mushrooms. Weed. Cocaine. Nicotine. Brown liquor. The Friday parlay is here and by the looks of it, I’m winning big on this one.
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@RichardTugnutz Davold,.I can’t help but notice how absolutely badass this post is. Thank you for the service. Enjoy a Pacifico to ease the stress with packing.
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Cannot wait to see this USA coach get a Kiffin pulled on him and be fired on the tarmac.
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@FuckFitzgerald @FickellBurner Gained a little too much traction. Can’t have the burner be compromised.
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@DrPhillipBurner Hey Dr Phil,. Gonna put those handcuffs to use tonight i see! Legacies only!. Best (drunkenly),. Joe.
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This is truly the great American bar scene
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Just thinking about how shitty Colts fans treated Andrew Luck. Tonight’s beer is for you Mr. Luck🤝🏽.
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Todays to do list-.1. Liquor store .2. Chick fil a .3. Watch college football and drink like a fish .4. Go home.5. Jack off.6. Cry .Joe will be having a day.
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Speith and JT in the top 10. Am i back in 2016?.
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If the broncos beat the bills i will cover @oplumbus69 and @DrPhillipBurner bar tab for an entire Saturday.
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Why does the left want to take hurricane days away from us?
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