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@lBrqndonl

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Capitals Enjoyer, Juneberry Red Bull Enthusiast. God bless our troops, God bless America and GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES

Maryland, USA
Joined January 2014
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empty gym >>
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@LonzoBullSzn @LosPollosTV I’d say 5 is pushing it also 😭
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@TrollFootball This quite possibly be the worst attempt at a meme I have ever seen. 0/10 shocker
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@hiwabusally @lyssaabbby Probably the most headass thing I’ve ever seen
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@RunTheFUTMarket DIV 4 in rivals , 1st weekend league, 200k team vs his like 4 million coin team and I play maybe 5 games of FIFA a week. But we do it for the culture
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@ShaiSZN13 @sadsteelersguy @NFL @pepsi And 3 INTs and lost to a bad Texans team.
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This MAY be the move…
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femcel elaine benes
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Deleted Hinge again to focus on dating twitter mutuals
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You can just have this? As a job??
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Do yall think this guy fucks?
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@bigdumb_baby The Honey Mustard ones ⛽️
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@kcouto24 @ReagansTweets She was at a wedding and rapped a lil baby verse from Wants and Needs by Drake and everyone’s losing their shit over her for some reason
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Just asked ChatGPT what I should get for lunch and it told me to kill myself????
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@OGCelticsHater @PeterYoshikage @WfromDeBall Those better be bots because there’s no way 160 people are that dense
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@spittinchiclets Love the fact everyone is in agreement that Cousins sucks 😭
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@Lacazetteeeee @ManCity You support Arsenal
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@beau_jangles99 @ii_jermaine @OpenRdCadillac @Yelp I was literally going to buy every single car there and now I’m going to whoever their rival is
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@skanks17 “Tell me your best dad joke”
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@UTSources They won’t let me pack Centurions but I can pack this 👍👍
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Empty gym Saturdays >>>>
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@MySportsUpdate I could pick a person off of twitter to play WR and they would catch the ball more times than Lazard…
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Putting an insta 360 on my Honda Civic just to do go the speed limit on residential streets
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@FOXSoccer Not even a Canada fan but such an undeserved win for Mexico holy shit
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@spittinchiclets God hockey is so back
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@spittinchiclets Carter Verhaeghe when playoffs start
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@wtvrem13 God bless America.
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@BradyTrett I’d love to see someone try and defend this hit. Kero didn’t even get close to playing the puck and Connolly lined him up from the blindside, didn’t even try to play the puck either
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@Seahawks @Prez And he is on a winning team now. So happy for him
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@MySportsUpdate Jamal carried this poverty franchise for 3 years and when he finally wanted to get paid y’all don’t want to try to negotiate a serious deal with him. Looking forward to seeing Jamal in Seattle on a team with talent
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Finding out your headphones are dead after taking your pre workout might be top 1 worst feelings of all time
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@Football__Tweet 40 yards from goal on the left is definitely not and obvious goal scoring opportunity but get those clicks!
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@BradyTrett *After a trip by the goalie
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Don’t tell me that…
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@TommyOKid mile low club kinda goes crazy
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@JFreshHockey Boston finding another elite center after Bergeron retires
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@spittinchiclets @MapleLeafs Him and his 9 minutes of ice time are so back you’re right…
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@Tarik_ElBashir DARCY GOT SHOT??????
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@heatdaddy69420 You’re just gonna drop the new profile pic on us like it’s nothing???
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@CanesAreBetter @spittinchiclets What about 3-1 in the season series shitter
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@bravesboy18 @LangfordKenneth @CougarPride310 @BauerOutage @Jomboy_ Then why did the first guy respond with “you”, Not “The Reds”??? Bauer did his part his allowed to say what he wants; Hop off
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@fatboybeckham @RunTheFUTMarket Gotta do my duty for the community
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@zjlaing Also insane that Canucks fans are trying to justify it by saying McDavid started it 😂 You really can’t justify that
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@BreezeyNeal @PopA500Beny @jdtiger17 @Frat_Stafford @jalons_son People just be posting stuff with no context it’s awful 😂
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@Madelynt212 Saleh pls. I can’t defend the guy anymore
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@qpe @FeelLikeMafe @JakeKomorowski You riding his dick riding that guys dick
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@Whiznation @RotoSurgeon @MikeFonte85 @KogiidaeCapital Brothers not even trying to explain himself. He knows it’s over
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@Capitals Marty Carly Chychurn Roy Sandin Alexyev What a D Core GMBM is cooking, I’m sorry for the doubt 😭
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Getting verified just to tweet random shit to other verified accounts 🤞
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@itssDarwinn I hope she sees this bro
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@brockomole Can you pick up the tab? I forgot my wallet
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@nyjetsfansonly That Brock Bowers pick is gonna hit like crack
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@Capitals Please don’t ever make me watch an ESPN broadcast again 😭😭
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@RichCimini Hackett for prison
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@JFreshHockey That no defense line of Ovi, Dubois and Vrana is gonna go crazy 🔥
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@spittinchiclets I hate that secondary fight rule… let em play….
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@PopA500Beny @jdtiger17 @Frat_Stafford @jalons_son Dude posted a pic with her and a shit ton of people commented saying she’s been around. Multiple colleges and apparently many dudes.
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@Capitals It is too early in the morning to be this rock solid…..
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@spittinchiclets Oilers fans asking for a Mike Smith save in an elimination game…
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@TheSpoked_B @spittinchiclets @AnaheimDucks I think it’s like a dinner for the Ducks wives and girlfriends where the players have to be waiters. Just a guess
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@FieldYates The fact that Mac Jones is being compared to him as the best rookie is straight disrespectful.
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@spittinchiclets Not a Preds fan but Jeannot is just a rookie and he’s already legit
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@JwacReactions @The_RedMonstar3 Upgraded the defense from bad to alright… maybe 3 years ago they would have a gotten an A, this is a B at the best. Luvu and Biadisz are solid but an Ekeler overpay and an old Wagner aren’t A signings….
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@TheReevHD Very happy. Need Liverpool to drop points
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@spittinchiclets Asking Mike Smith to save anything when the Oilers have a lead
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@Athena Didn’t know you are dating a homeless man, where is the real @Rizzo_TV
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@spittinchiclets Best Connor Mc in the league, don’t worry about it
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@Capitals Love that Pro is his translator 😂😂
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@Kor3aYn Only the real ones used these tho
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@spittinchiclets Geertsen connected on like half of them and the announcer acted like he didn’t even touch him 😂😂
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@spittinchiclets I think both teams agree that they need to stop calling literally everything
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Y’all mind if I eat Chick Fil A for the 4th time this month?
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Need to go to a @gryffinofficial show so bad
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@BostonStrong_34 You mean the LA Red Sox?
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Since they won’t let me bring a Rum and Coke into work, this will have to do
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@Capitals Holy fuck Mantha might actually be our best player
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@Capitals That’s not Ethan Bear?
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@MLBTheShow @RedSox People really complaining bc they wanted another POTM 1st baseman with no secondary’s 2 months in a row defines the show community
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@SamanthaJPell Can’t wait for the 3rd line to do literally nothing all game
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About to show these youngings who’s boss
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How do I get all these bots to stop following me @elonmusk do your job 😕
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@Capitals Minimal contact and dowd wasn’t even in the crease. That’s disgusting
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What’s up with people and feet???
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Once u get past 25, eating butt and being a feet lover is some regular shit. Grow up lil nigga
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@keeley_sylvia @ManCity City admins really know who to RT 🥵
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me when she posts her new man
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600 mgs of caffeine deep. I am ready to rule the world
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Need to be drinking $10 coffee and staring at people in the city already
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I am now team Apple Music. I have seen the light
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Dear sweet baby Jesus, let me hit this parlay tonight….
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@Capitals Please help Charlie someone????
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Why did no one tell me these were god tier??
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@JFreshHockey They just have too much grit per 60 now. Unstoppable
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she reported me to the police 🧍‍♂️
just dm her “please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please give me a chance” i promise it works
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Never kill yourself…
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Where is my cowgirl 😔
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@ffskevin_ Watching this makes me miss Sane so so much 😔
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9 of these and hitting on the waitress who doesn’t want anything to do with me >>>>
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Applebees are selling a Halloween-themed cocktail for $1, calling it the ‘Dollar Zombie’
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@dequariusx @BR_OpenIce they were fighting at practice after a Dahlin hip check. Just some frustration I’d guess
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That cold beer looking at me in the fridge like the green goblin mask rn
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