Don’t Be So Kurt
@kurtwellness
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He/him🏳️🌈|Striving for that balanced wellness in body, mind, & spirit|Attorney, OCR fanatic, gaymer, & lover of positivity, puppies, & margaritas|💍 @mrstorm
Fishkill, New York
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This year will be 15 together, married for 6 🥰
@MrStorm
Do you know any queer people who have been together for 10 years?
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Currently collecting vaccines like they are Infinity Stones 😅
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Day 1 of painting was a resounding success!!! Let’s see what it looks like in the morning 😬
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Hey Google, play “Still Into You” by Paramore 🥰 Happy 5th Year Anniversary babe 😘
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POV: I’m waiting for you to come over and cuddle on the couch 🙃
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14 years ago, while drunkingly sitting on my twin XL, I professed my love for
@MrStorm
and asked him to officially be my boyfriend…and the adventures haven’t stopped since 🥰 Happy (boyfriend) Anniversary my love 😘
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Definitely loving the lighting at the new gym more!! 🤳
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It’s a scientific fact that rainbow tie dye shirts increase gym output by 10%…I don’t make the rules 🤷♂️
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Well it’s certainly time for celebration…I made partner!!! I’m still coming down from Cloud 9 and will have more thoughts on this, but for the time being, Happy Friday my loves!! 🥂🥳
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This Attorney Barbie would like to be Ptown Barbie this week, please! 5 days ☀️😎
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6 years ago, I asked
@MrStorm
to marry me after dating for 8 years (spoiler alert: he said yes!)…only to find out that he was planning on proposing later that month 🤣
#whatarethechances
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Daddies are sad about closing out their vacation but cherish the memories created 🥰
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Ptown vacation haircut = Ultimate gay powers restored 💇♂️🏳️🌈
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The homosexual urge to upload your entire “hidden” folder onto twitter circle 🤣
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What is the maximum acceptable amount of attempts on screenshotting to the get the perfect bubble distribution?? Asking for a friend 🤭🎂
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Almost race/Philly weekend, so last full workout of the week 💪🏃♂️
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Silver lining to today’s antics; fresh haircut ready for next week’s vacation 💇♂️
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Starting the weekend with building a succulent garden and being a plant gay 😁🪴
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Finally crossed off a professional goal that I had since law school!!! It was hellish and probably the worst stress I’ve experienced juggling studying and a full time job, but we did it 🎉
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Deposition and client prep meeting done = senseless selfies to get me to 5pm 🤪
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We have trotted now let’s get cooking and day drinking!! 🦃🏃♂️🍹
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I'm very excited to share that I've been named to the 2024 Best Lawyers in America: Ones to Watch list for Construction Law and Products Liability Litigation!
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Wishing the happiest of birthdays to this absolute gem of a human being!!! 🥰😘🎉🎂🥳🎈🎁
@jeffreywatters
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Finally got to eat my birthday cake that’s been in the fridge since Friday!! 🎂🥳 Thanks
@MrStorm
😘
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Wishing the most happiest of birthdays to my hubby,
@MrStorm
, the most handsomest and amazingest person 🥰🥳🎉🎂
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Ptown will always have a special place on my heart…I mean in my heart 🤭
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Documentary proof that I, in fact, lawyer from time to time 👨💼
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Finally organizing/clearing out old stuff from the office and came across this gem 🥰 Circa 2009/2010 maybe earlier??
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Less than 24 hours into 35 and I already forgot my hat 😖 Guess my gym boyfriends will have to do with what remains of last night’s hairdo 🤪
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Lawyer Barbie is stressed and wants the weekend to be here 😵💫
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And the winning streak continues with my favorite character!!!
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Quote tweet with your blonde era.
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Meeting
@jeffreywatters
has been one of my highlights of this past year so everyone go and wish him the happiest of birthdays today!!! 🥳🎂😘🎉
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Drive by oomf meet ups are always too short! But happy we got to see
@jono_thon
even for a little bit 🥰
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Came for the drag brunch and amazing company, stayed for
@hoeforthepeople
’s splits 🤩🥰
@MrStorm
@midWestache
@MarkPochow
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Who has two thumbs, is sleep deprived, and scheduled a 10:00am deposition after staying out late for the football game? 🙈 Now time for a chill WFH afternoon 😌
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Well now that she’s gone and it’s just the boyz 😜 Morning my loves and Happy Weekend!!!
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I think
@MrStorm
and I have reached peak Suburban Dad status; currently on our way to collect our free turkey from ShopRite since we got enough points 😁
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After yesterday’s 🦞 fiasco, some time in the beach tent was necessary 🤷♂️
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2023 definitely took years off of my life but it wasn’t all bad 🥰
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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2 cavity fillings later and I can’t feel my left ear and half of my tongue, mouth, and face 😖😵💫 Send cuddles pls
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We did it!!! Unofficial time - 1:02:47 💪🏃♂️
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