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Thirty and flirty and thriving. LGBTQ+ he/him/his #booknerd . Kylie is my Queen. 👨🏼🤝👨🏻 @patzvineyard #gaymer Palamoun on @Xbox
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Married this goober five years ago today. Happy anniversary, babe 😘
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Moved to NYC for the first time 7 years ago today. I was a wee baby gay!
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Married this booger four years ago today and it’s been quite a ride. Here’s to forty more ☺️
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This photo feels like a lifetime ago… I miss bartending sometimes. Most of the time I’m glad to not deal with drunk people on a daily basis 😂
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This may need a comeback…
You know spring has sprung when the gays begin showing their seasonally bleached locks 💁🏻♂️ ➡️ 💁🏼♂️ its gonna be may!
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Quote tweet with your blonde era.
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Walked to get groceries after the gym and now I need another shower. 🥵😓
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Every time I take a cycling class, I’m reminded why I don’t let peppy people tell me what to do. I’m soaked, but I could have done without the “affirmations.”
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Retweet with your favorite photo of you.
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Thotumn is my favorite. So much less sweaty post cardio.
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Happy Anniversary,
@PatzVineyard
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Gay powers restored. Ignore the aperol spritz supplies in the background 😅
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It’s been six years since
@patzvineyard
got bored and bleached my hair. Should we do it again?
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It’s too hot to be wearing sleeves. Morning workout done 🥵
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7 years ago today, I was the thinnest I’d ever been. A course of PEP was aggressively damaging my liver and I thought I was grossly overweight at 6’4” and 186lbs. Time puts everything into perspective and I’m still learning how to love my body every day.
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First park run of the season. I died. This is my corpse tweeting.
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Despite the fact that I spent the last 20 mins being devastated, I highly recommend
#OneDayNetflix
. It’s beautiful and funny and sad and I am now so full of all the emotions that they’re leaking from my eyes 😭❤️
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What’s that picture that makes you say, “Wow! I’m so pretty!!”
What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!”
👀👀
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Another sweaty, post-gym selfie. V ready for thotumn vibes.
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Here’s a more flattering photo, cuz
@PatzVineyard
won’t like the other. If he ever gets out of bed 😅
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The progression of a wine tasting featuring the many faces of me.
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Sucker for a prompt. And a three-piece suit.
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21 to 31. Aging like a fine wine, but I’ll still tell you to go fuck yourself 😅😜
We should do a 10 year challenge and see who’s REALLY aged like fine wine 😂
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Once again, wearing black to mourn the state of the union.
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So… like we did with Chick-fil-A, when does the LGBT+ community as a whole start boycotting Florida? Cuz I’m good any day now 👀
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9 years ago today, I moved to NYC with a trunk full of books and a duffel bag of clothes. This wee baby gay has come a long way 😊
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Is it Dog Days of Summer or post-leg day glow? Either way, I’m sweaty.
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Channeling my elder emo today. Send your best 90s/00s punk rock and emo songs to fuel my leg day.
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