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@SpiceBoyJoey
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mom asked if Grindr is for “ordering subs” and i just walked out of the room
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Kate Middleton missing is the most fun I’ve had since that submersible went missing
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seated for the spice world movie
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i hope everyone on this 9am Teams call is ready to hear all about my Kate Middleton theories!
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got my first pumpkin cream cold brew of the season
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Kamala rounding up delegates
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My mom is trying to set my sister up with her neighbor, a 23 year old college student in 3 inch lululemon shorts wearing a GaGa tank top….
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26 years since the greatest retraction
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! please rise for the national anthem
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suggesting Saltburn as a fun Christmas Eve family movie
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oops
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you know who looks stunning in the rain…
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Disappointment for royal fans as rain and storms predicted for the coronation weekend
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not this doing numbers! ugh my mother is going to kill me! and i am definitely ordering a meatball sub for dinner
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65 years old. 40 years into her career. 50 number 1s. Literally nobody can do what she does. Queen of the Universe, Holy Mother of Music #MadonnaCelebrationTour
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when i tell you i SCREAMED
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OH SHIT MAMA IS COMING TO SLAY!!!!!
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@SpiceBoyJoey
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ok this has gone viral, no i won’t be advertising salt lamps and dildos, just watch Abbot Elementary because it’s the best show on TV
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@SpiceBoyJoey
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the homosexual desire to make out with your friends
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Good day for GOOP Bad day for GOP
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this is CRJ "Cut to the Feeling" weather iykyk
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@SpiceBoyJoey
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@heyjaeee now why did I read that like the Avatar intro? Long ago the four Galitzines lived in peace…..
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am i a twitter gay now????
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Abbott Elementary is my new favorite show just because this scene was pure perfection
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@SpiceBoyJoey
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@methylcain And that my friend sums up Diana and the British tabloids
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hey! haha just saw you follow @/pontifex. idk if you know him personally but wanted to fill you in on his past bc you might want to unfollow
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i love my running shorts but the bulge is a bit much
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disney gays are the worst, aren’t they?
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happy pride to the oomf who told me to shut up while i was inside him
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@Fientastic I was today years old when I found out straight people don’t do this
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my brother just texted that his wife is pregnant, can i respond with "congrats, i raw dogged it this week too!"
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@RaptorsRock The family might
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this is the first time someone sent me my own tweet! 😂 😂 😂
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That’s not Jamie Lee Curtis, that’s Lindsay Lohan in Jamie Lee’s body
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Obsessed with Jamie Lee Curtis' reaction to winning an Oscar 😁
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@SpiceBoyJoey
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puppy on the plane!!!
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🎉 32 🎂
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the biggest female artist of all time performing one the gayest songs of all time at the straightest event of the year. a true moment
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bestie said i looked cute and i’m desperate for compliments from stranger on the internet sooooo
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@SpiceBoyJoey
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my family is downstairs talking about how Disney is “going to fail” for changing Splash Mountain, and I’m up here in the guest bathroom, drunk, and that is my bathing suit
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Carly “quit your job and come live your best gay life at 3pm on a Tuesday” Jepsen
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Not voting is not an option. It’s not a luxury any of us have. Thats it. I don’t care if he’s old as dirt, we literally have no choice
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This Christ my sister got me my own Alethiometer my favorite series, “His Dark Materials” by @PhilipPullman Happy Christmas everyone!
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Just played Espresso for my mom and she asked if it was in Spanish….
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@EmilAntonov6 every single person involved deserve an Emmy
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@aramelijah i’m heterophobic
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. @Amtrak said GAY RIGHTS!
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Katy flopping, Justin in jail, Jamie Spears legless, Jamie Lynn Spears FLOP… Never mess with our lord and savior Britney Jean Spears
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needy blue bitch
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I still haven’t explained grindr to my mother, I don’t have the heart
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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I can’t believe this really happen! @carlyraejepsen you are a god damn rock star!!!!!!
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dark hair era incoming
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@heyjaeee VEEP was a documentary sent back from the future
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Happy Valentine’s Day to the guy who watched me watch Titanic, scream my lungs out at Madonna, get emotional in front of a painting of a French mistress and somehow STILL decided I was worth dating
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am…am i Princess Diana?
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@heyjaeee Have you read the book? I just had to like sit there in silence and process it all afterwards
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this website is going to be fun again!
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Ohio Billionaire Larry Connor will take $20M sub down to Titanic wreck site to prove industry is safer after OceanGate incident. He will be joined by CEO of Triton Submarines Patrick Laney.
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oomf “said it’s giving 🍆”
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is this sweater cute or is it giving SpongeBob?
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new throuple alert
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💜summer ready😈
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felt kinda cute and kinda christmasy
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looking for one (1) reason why i shouldn’t buy this
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Ty premiering the new Carly Rae Jepsen on a boat in middle of the Hudson was exactly what I needed after this insane week
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pink wig, flat ass or whatever the lyric is
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made it to the gym before 8am on a sunday, please clap
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What Happened To “Hello. How Are You? My name is…”
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at least once a week I remember how this show was the best thing on tv and then get so angry thinking about how badly it ended
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my favorite Betty White moment will forever be her in The Proposal 😔
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when people ask which vaccine i got
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Today makes 27 years since my parents got married and my mom adopted me and my brother and it also marks 100 days of sobriety! And that’s all that needs celebrating today
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i have blue eyes and it’s snowing
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Come on Barbie, let’s go party
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me: spends all of 2020 trying to overcome my body and confidence issues just to post a beach pic twitter:
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thank you Moderna for allowing me to be with my grandparents for the first time since the pandemic began
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on wednesdays we dye our hair pink
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new gym crush just dropped
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rent, paid credit cards, paid off coffee, drank hangover, nonexistent going into 2022 thriving
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indulge me, i feel good this morning and i’m noticing that the gym is actually working!
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hello and welcome to this afternoon’s digital lecture
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another day living the same day i’ve lived since march 13th....
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my Christmas Eve present to myself was more Dua merch, maybe I’ll actually do my little workout this morning
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sorry, can’t talk, starting my day with 3 hour and 44 minutes of Madonna remixes
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My right to not have my siblings murdered in a school shooting outweighs your right to own an assault rifle #StopGunViolence
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Hair cut, Training Season streamed
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Today is Christmas Adam because it comes before Christmas Eve and is generally less satisfying
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my parent’s doorman just messaged me on gr*ndr to tell me they have a package in the mailroom
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God Save Her Majesty Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Queen of Genovia
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Samantha being the best character without even being in the show #AndJustLikeThat
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last hair cut of 2023
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