Going through airport security, and I get pulled aside for a pat down around my mid section.
Guy: are you wearing a belt?
Me, a comical GENIUS: no must have been my abs of steel.
No one laughed. Not even a pity chuckle. Tough crowd!
My biggest regret of college is I never got a pack mule. People think they are cool with their mopeds; well, just imagine me walking to class with a loaded down burro in tow.
You know who are probably kind of happy for the masks in school thing? High school boys in their shop classes. Now they can chew to their hearts content. God speed to the ag teachers and janitors.
Why do old farmhouses stand the test of time? Probably because the 156.5 layers of wallpaper are holding the whole thing up and together. It’s the ultimate paper mache project!
Hayden’s first wheat crop is now being harvested! Beyond proud and excited for you, and I can’t wait to do this for the rest of my life.
#kswheat
(Father in law is running this combine)
I drove a mini van from junior year of high school through college. That champ saw every continental western state (minus No. Dak), came darn close to the Canadian border, and today, CROSSED INTO MEXICO.
#proud
Due to weather in the Manhattan area, the College of Agriculture commencement ceremony scheduled for 8 a.m., today, May 16, has been delayed by two hours. The commencement ceremony will begin at 10 a.m. and the gates will open at 9 a.m.
7&7 was my go to song request so Hayden would know I was cool & fun. Also, because that was easy title to shout over Mo Bamba in the AGR party house basement.
Happy birthday to the candle king of Kansas, farmer by trade, Dave Ramsey’s No. 1 fan and the ultimate connoisseur of Pendleton.
Hope your day is as kick ass as you,
@TheFarmerHayden
Before I really go on hiatus from social media today, a year ago, for some reason, I needed to draw a year on an almond farm. I left out a lot, but still one of my favorite assignments for school.
#agcomm
I have started selling prints of my photos, here are the options and an example of what it would look like on a hanging canvas print! DM if interested!
My peace offering for all the wheat tour calculations? Pulling rye out of fields that we stop in.
I’ll take my prize cookies in chocolate chip form thx