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Thank you. I will be walking away soon because of a huge project I'll be starting in May. But I hope this is the year where Elon Musk is finally held accountable for all the lies, deceit, fraud, etc.
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Vivian Wilson, Elon Musk's daughter, completely destroys him & his blatant lies and commits patricide.
Hope his other kids eventually follow suit. Justine already hates his guts. The dude is a terrible human being in general and this world is better off without him.
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This was my very first tweet to show one of
@chamath
's pump & dump schemes. He is one of Silicon Valley's greatest grifters. Made millions from his grift while retail left holding the bag
#NeverForget
#Scamath
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@jameshamblin
@StanphylCap
He's also the reason my Tesla is making $30k/year since 2020 while I sleep because it's a robotaxi.
Thanks
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You can't make this shit up! The X / Twitter app isn't even present on
@lindayaX
's home screen on her iPhone 😂
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Whenever you have morons show up on your timeline saying that Elon Musk is a free speech absolutist, show them this!
@JUNlPER
(pudding person) account now suspended because they exercised their free speech & hurt insecure Elon's delicate feelings. $TWTR
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"While the stars might align, Tesla body panels never will."
~ Sun Tzu
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@chamath
Does 11 stand for the number of your SPACs in this list that are deep underwater?
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@concodanomics
Crypto: Cash, but worse
The Boring Company: Tunnels, but worse
Tesla Cybertruck: Truck, but worse
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Elon: Lets fight
Zuck: k
Elon's mom: No!
Zuck: ?
Elon: Lets fight
Zuck: k
Elon: Might need surgery
Zuck: ?
Elon: Fight in Italy?
Zuck: k
Elon: Debate instead?
Zuck: ?
Elon: Practice round first?
Zuck: Dude, fuck off
Elon: You're a chicken!
Elon simps: Masterful gambit sir!
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She followed it up with:
"I disowned him, not the other way around"
You go girl!
Link:
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When your $120 POS truck is bested by a Subaru Crosstek 😂
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Elon Musk on the Q2 earnings call:
"I will be shocked if FSD is not better than a human by next year. For sure."
FSD = Fraud, Scammer, Deceiver
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@Phylan
Besides other cars and pedestrians, Teslas like to run into:
1. Police cruisers
2. Emergency vehicles
3. Random stores and businesses
...and now:
4. Jets!
Coming up next:
Teslas running into ships and the International Space Station.
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First she forced Elon to acquire $TWTR for $44 billion, despite him whining and throwing tantrums for months trying to get out of the deal.
Now she voided his obscene $55 billion $TSLA pay package.
Thank you, based Chancellor Kathaleen McCormick!
Fuck you, Elon!
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@elonmusk
10 years later, I might have to post a video like this except change "robotaxis" to "humanoid robot"
Desperate attempt to pump the stock.
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"While the stars might align, Tesla body panels never will."
~ Sun Tzu
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For over a decade, the media led us to believe that Elon Musk was a genius. But by all accounts, he has shown to be nothing but the world's biggest dumbass.
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There's a reason why the WankPanzer™ and their owners have become a laughing stock worldwide.
This is a great response to the original tweet (the one I've quoted, that sounded and looked moronic). Currently trending in /r/Cyberstuck on Reddit.
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This vid of a $TSLA CT owner raging at some kids mocking his WankPanzer™ is funny
His unhinged rage is bcoz he's driving a 100k vehicle he thought would finally make him cool. He's never been cool, ever. Now he's stuck with a WankerTanker™ that's fast becoming a joke worldwide
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As with every $TSLA earning call, expect Enron Musk to keep repeating:
"End of year"
"Next year"
"Coming soon"
"It will be epic"
"Very profound"
"Almost there"
"Giving finishing touches"
"Waiting on regulatory approval"
"Orders of magnitude better"
End of the rope soon, dipshit
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Hey
@elonmusk
, I found something that you'd find funny.
$TSLA is down 4.20%
Hahahahahahaha
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BREAKING: $TSLA October event robotaxi / robocab interior leaked. The delay was due to the dude in spandex suit (1st Optimus robot unveil) being unavailable on 8/8.
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The $TSLA cult has to be the dumbest cult ever. Imagine caring so much for a $56 billion package for a drug addict CEO that shitposts on $TWTR all day. Imagine actually wanting to dilute shareholders by 10%
A deal is a deal? Where are the robotaxis? Semis? Roadsters? 4680 cells?
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How many engineers does it take to push a high school robotics project?
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Honey, wake up! A fresh new Musk scam just dropped!
Seriously, if you fall for this after knowing Musk's history, you deserve to be scammed.
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If you are still falling for this scam, then you seriously need to get your brain checked. $TSLA
$TSLA | Musk Predicts Tesla Self-Driving Cars 'Later This Year' - AFP
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$TSLA's self-driving and humanoid robotics efforts visualized
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Oh my god, a $TSLA employee leaked the Tesla robotaxi today
Seems to be driverless. Also Level 5. I am sure this robotaxi can go hundreds of thousands of miles without an intervention. Elon Musk has finally delivered!
More importantly, it is as safe as a human, guaranteed!
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It's like 9/11 today for Omar Qazi and Sawyer Merritt.
🍿🍿🍿
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@elonmusk
@PPathole
Seems like you will make this statement again in 2 years as you keep hyping up your list of vaporware.
Cybertruck
Semi
Roadster
Fully Autonomous Driving
Robotaxi
Humanoid Robot
Coast to Coast Summon
Battery Swap
Snake Charger
...and many more!
@RemindMe_OfThis
in 2 years
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The video footage Elon Musk is currently trying to have removed from the internet. A compilation of clips that Muskrats hate becoming popular because its the truth
FSD still remains a dangerous scam that's somehow allowed to run on our streets $TSLA
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Elon's alt replying to Elon. How pathetic is this?
The world's most divorced billionaire.
cc
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$TSLA AI Day 2022. Standup comedy, redefined.
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@nichcarlson
@BusinessInsider
Winner.
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Watch Elon Musk get more desperate as $TSLA approaches $160
Might offer a a free ketamine shot with your Tesla "robotaxi" ride. Or a humanoid robot pump incoming?
PS: How tone deaf do you have to be to cry & whine about your absurd $56B comp package while laying off 15k people?
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@CathieDWood
The disconnect between your stocks and rationality is the widest I've ever seen. The short opportunity is enormous.
Long $SARK
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Automaker that frequently struggles to align body panels in their poorly built cars with cheap/missing components will suddenly revolutionize the field of human robotics by having a working humanoid robot, claims area $TSLA cultist.
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Enron Musk is an idiot who likes to roleplay as a physicist, engineer, inventor, programmer/coder, gamer, philosopher, military strategist, economist, comedian & good father.
He is none of those things.
Yann LeCun is a computer scientist & a Turing Award winner.
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As someone who has been in software engineering for quite some time, it's fuckin hilarious as to how stupid he sounds every time he talks anything about software.
More & more people are having The Realization™. All Elon had to do after making it big was to stfu.
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@MuskBreaking
I personally wrote the first national maps, directions, yellow pages & white pages on the Internet in the summer of 1995 in C with a little C++.
Didn’t use a “web server” to save CPU cycles (just read port 8080 directly). Couldn’t afford a Cisco T1 router, so wrote an emulator
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$TSLA closing price on August 2, 2022: $284.82
$GOOGL price today: $156 (+30% from her sell)
$TSLA price today: $150 (-47% from her trade)
The art of the deal.
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Wow, is the watering can that the Tesla bot is picking up...empty? 😂😂😂
Heck, they even tried to hide the fact that it has no water as the spout is shown buried in the plants (clever trick)! Oh my god, this is hilarious af. What a 🤡 show $TSLA
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If Elon knows what the car will do in 3 to 6 months at any point in time, does that mean he's been lying that Teslas will be L5 robotaxis soon for the last decade?
Fuckin scammer!
PSA: Your Tesla will never be a robotaxi. Tesla will never accept any liability ever.
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@charity_trades
@jamesdouma
James is largely correct. We know roughly what the car will do in 3 to 6 months.
When a more advanced AI model is trained, it will have several breakthroughs, but also dozens of bugs where it performs much worse.
Takes a few months to fix those bugs and complete safety tests.
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Most of $TSLA announcements since 2016:
- Semi
- Cybertruck
- Roadster
- FSD
- Robotaxis
- 4680 battery cells
- Humanoid Robot
- Dojo
Its as if their company slogan is, "Coming soon. Forever". Elon Musk has by far the biggest (vaporware / actual products) ratio in the S&P 500 🫣
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"At this point I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth."
~ Elon Musk
In manufacturing lies? Sure!
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@chamath
@theallinpod
"I don't care about the Uyghurs or what's happening to them in China"
This you?
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They settled this one
"Walter Huang was killed when his $TSLA struck a concrete highway median in Silicon Valley in Mar 2018. The NTSB found that Autopilot was engaged for nearly 19 minutes before the fatal crash, when the car, traveling at 71 mph, veered off the highway"
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TESLA SETTLES CASE OVER FATAL 2018 CRASH OF AN APPLE ENGINEER - WAPO
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And just like that, a new generation of bagholders was born! $TSLA
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* EXCLUSIVE -- U.S. PROSECUTORS EXAMINING WHETHER TESLA COMMITTED SECURITIES, WIRE FRAUD IN CRIMINAL PROBE OF SELF-DRIVING CLAIMS, THREE SOURCES SAY
@reuters
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Elon's AI projects:
FSD : Joke
Grok: Joke
Optimus : Joke
Dojo : Vaporware
No wonder he keeps whining about OpenAI & Sam Altman. Bro's trying too hard to be a moral authority in the AI space but isn't taken seriously (rightfully so).
Stay mad, dipshit!
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Elon pumped stock in his companies by going on stage & telling lies. Fake battery swaps, fake solar tiles, fake Mars missions, fake robots, fake Neuralink claims, fake Roadster 2, fake FSD, fake Hyperloop, etc
This doesn't work for $TWTR, so he has no way of making it profitable
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Elon has a history of unveiling things, with sketchy execution. PSA: They're nowhere close to full autonomy
Roadster unveil - 2017
Status: Not delivered
Semi unveil - 2017
Status: Complicated (not mass produced)
Cybertruck unveil - 2019
Status: rushed, limited production
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Elon Musk on the $TSLA earnings call:
"I believe a lot of car companies should be licensing FSD from us. But they haven't yet, because they think it isn't real!"
I wonder why, Elon. I wonder why.
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