Andrew Koontz
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TE/STC, Archbishop Carroll HS. English & Social Studies Teacher. Christian with Anglo-Catholic proclivities. North Carolinian. Specializes in obscure bits.
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I’m gonna run Power out of 23P unbalanced 40 times in a row. I’m having a 10 minute opening drive with 6 minute quarters. The final score will be 7-3. Neither one of us will have fun.
Everyone’s First Play Call when NCAA 25 Gets Released
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@theStevenRuiz
I’ve gotta find it, but somewhere there’s an interview of him where he’s asked to name a “fun fact” about himself and he goes “I don’t eat vegetables” which tracks 100%
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@CoachShiffman
CDC recommends that DB coaches stop wearing cleats to practice because you’re a grown man man and it’s weird
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Just heard a color analyst say on ESPN “I like this guy at linebacker because he reads pulling guards, which most college linebackers don’t do.” Uh, buddy… I teach my JV linebackers to read guards. That’s linebacker 101…
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A first year OC somewhere is going to see this play, spend all of fall camp installing it, then call it in Week 1 and it will, in a best case scenario, result in an absolutely massive TFL
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Just watched a weekly game planning video for a very large (6A) TX high school where they have a varsity staff of 13 and a handful of JV/JH guys and they’re all putting in like 80 hour weeks, and my one question is… are any of y’all married/have kids?
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We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for major announcement:
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I spent far too much time coming up with this but here we are - the official alignment chart of
#menswear
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@TheGurglingCod
@38Godfrey
I present, with no further comment, my favorite 2 word call of all time courtesy of Scot Loeffler’s 2019 Bowling Green Playbook — Sonic Porno
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Lining up under center is superior to the gun (or even worse, the pistol) for most high school teams. This is a take that I will hold until my grave.
The i needs a resurgence in high school and the NCAA
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Been watching so much Coastal Carolina Film over idk the last 2 years??? And one of the things I really love is how they run mid triple by arcing the PST to the corner and cracking with the PSWR. Gets the ball out to the edge quick
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Harding making it to the DII national championship has made the flexbone coaches on Twitter go absolutely feral. Just taking shots at anything and everything they deem anti flexbone. Incredible stuff, can’t think of a single style of offense that elicits this level of commitment
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Let me explicitly state what I mean here. Coaching requires time beyond the normal 40 hour work week. How much time is up for debate. My issue is with the fetishization of “the grind.” It isn’t healthy, and it’s driving a lot of really good coaches out of the profession.
Just watched a weekly game planning video for a very large (6A) TX high school where they have a varsity staff of 13 and a handful of JV/JH guys and they’re all putting in like 80 hour weeks, and my one question is… are any of y’all married/have kids?
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I'll credit you 3 times on "Walmart Liberace"
@RadioFreeTom
, but then I'm claiming it. That's too good to pass up
Wait,
@IngrahamAngle
is making a manliness innuendo, yet supports a guy who decorates like a Wal-Mart Liberace?
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People like to say that Anglo-Catholicism is a gateway to Roman Catholicism, but in my experience it’s been the exact opposite.
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Telling my JV offensive linemen that their playing time directly correlates to how much they help me with filming today’s varsity scrimmage. There will be a chapter on this in my culture e-book, available soon for $34.99
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@adamkotsko
I get being someone who enjoys debate and all, but also read the room please. Not everyone in your 8AM history class thinks this is the Oxford Union. Some of us are hungover.
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One of my favorite things about
@SplitZoneDuo
is it confirms the fact that there’s an entire community of people like me who lay awake at night wondering what the hell is going on with Southern Miss Football
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Texas after going 7-5 in the SEC but beating Oregon State in a bowl game
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One guy tweets something akin to this every six months just to get absolutely ratioed on Coach Twitter. The goal is to never be that guy
High school coaches, it’s 2023 stop running the wing T.
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Power. A Gap Power more specifically. Out of the I, preferably.
Running it back today, favorite run game concept. No scenarios, no down and distance, just your favorite run game concept. Retweet, send a drawing, send a clip, have some fun and
#playfast
@domehats
@DifferenceUSA
@GameStrat
@BakersSports
@Fodrocy1156
@justplayfb
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@adamkotsko
“DEBATE ME” I scream at my fellow classmates who went out drinking last night and are simply counting down the minutes until they can go take a nap on their couch
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@dirtbagqueer
Mine was also trap. Senior year, first home game my high school has ever had at an on campus stadium. Guard stood over me and did the Triple H entrance flex over top of me afterwards.
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Last practice of Year 1 coaching football. Many thanks to
@CarrollFBCoach
for giving me the chance to help out. I’ve learned more about both football and working with kids than I ever thought possible. Now let’s win a championship!
#SAYGREEN
#BIGCARROLL
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Say what you will about the negatives of Zoom/online church services, but the biggest positive for me personally is that I can now listen to
@FrPeterAnthony
, master of the <10 minute homily, from the other side of the Atlantic.
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I'm less than 15 minutes into Citizenfour, and everyone featured so far is a self delusional narcissist.
@20committee
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@2187sports
@CoachIvany
Even the guys who don’t make it into the games serve a valuable purpose on any team. Often times, those guys also make the best coaches.
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To the insurrectionists who stormed the Capitol today and caused a 6pm-6am curfew tonight, thus preventing me from making a late night Taco Bell run — I hope you’re happy
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Genuinely one of the most impressive turn around jobs I’ve ever seen from a coaching staff. The metro division of the WCAC is getting way stronger.
Tough loss for us in OT. Proud of this team! In August I stated keep your 👀's on the Cardinals. I shared building takes time. The building breakdown.. two 1-9 seasons to finish this reg.season 7-3, play-off appearance & graduating 6! The BI 🏈 future is in good standing‼️💪🙏💪
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single living entity in the entire universe, known or unknown:
Dudes who say they’re into “classic menswear”:
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I’m out here doing what the good Lord intended for me to do — promoting Anglican-Orthodox ecumenism ✝️☦️🤝
Guy behind the counter: "Latte for George . . . hey, are you George Demcopoulos of Public Orthodoxy?"
Me: "Yeah, that's me, how do you know Public Orthodoxy?"
Guy: "Are you kidding? It's the most important site on the internet and I'm not even Orthodox."
Me: "wow. thanks."
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This past spring, I emailed about 15 head football coaches in the DMV asking for a chance to volunteer with their program…
@CarrollFBCoach
was the only coach to respond. Said if I helped film varsity games he’d let me coach JV. Well deserved recognition!
Coach Robert Harris buried his face in his hands, overcome with emotion after his Archbishop Carroll football team (
@carrol_ad
) completed their undefeated season with a 33-26 victory.
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@LeahBSassy
Shocked the guy who jumped from fundie reformed to anglican to tradcath over the course of 18 months wouldn’t have a well thought out and coherent take on well, anything
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There’s gotta be a better way. I know that this game requires a certain amount of work and that Texas is different and all, but I mean… that’s ridiculous
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Going to a Wofford sponsored dinner tonight for students spending interim in DC - can’t wait to tell these kids all about how I’m using my degree in international affairs to sell pants
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A lot of coaches have been tweeting about how they name their formations/plays lately, and basically there’s two camps — one that seeks brevity, and one that seeks being as explicit as possible in explaining everyone’s role.
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If you’re tuning into FCS football this spring, I’ve put together a list of SOCON programs and their FBS equivalents for
@frontporchfbll
— let me know your thoughts.
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My living room is henceforth to be referred to strictly as “the film room”
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All it took was 24 years and a global pandemic to get me to stop biting my fingernails
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Shutting down Kremlin trolls sure is tiring. I don't see how
@20committee
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This would be an all time toxic coaching staff. Jimbo, DJ Durkin, Steve Addazio, Bobby Petrino. Incredible work, no notes
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Football doesn’t have to be hard. One base play, three variations. Get good at one thing, then have answers built off of it.
Here’s our Bubble Screen Package and the fakes off it.
Bubble, Bubble Go, Bubble Pop, Smoke.
This is from our State Championship in 2016
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Homecoming checklist:
All my best jawns so I can get a fit off 24/7: ✔️
A façade of postgrad success so I don’t have to let my guard down around my peers: ✔️
Antacids because my delicate stomach can no longer handle a dozen beers and a cookout tray any night of the week: ✔️
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The votes (me +
@Annie_j555
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12 years ago I was on the first team
@TCS_football
ever fielded. We practiced on the baseball field and played our games across town at a municipal field. Incredible to think how far the program has come along.
We have our first state championship bound team!
@TCS_football
with a 59-33 win over Augusta Christian in the SCISA Class 3A semifinals.
They'll play at Charleston Southern on Friday night at 7pm against Hammond.
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Jordan Peterson is the Jungian Archetype of a a dumb person’s idea of a smart person. He’s so dense light bends around him.
Holy moly. I don't think I can do this. First words out of Peterson's mouth in the Joe Rogan interview are complete self parody. I can't even dunk on it.
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If you’re an OL Coach, these are great clinics. The IZ and pass pro bundles have been especially useful for me. Coach Rudolph is one of the best in the business.
Sale still running, won’t last much longer‼️
Other bundle sales running as well:
Inside zone bundle - 39.95 60% off
Wide zone and reach - 24.95 50% off
Pass pro series 31.95 - almost 50%
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This is a party where 99% of conversations revolve around the two most important english language texts of all time; the 1662 Book of Common Prayer and the 2008 Alabama Defensive Playbook
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My most toxic trait is the smug superiority I feel in any art gallery due to two semesters of art history and a lifetime of private schooling
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We’ve hit that time period on HS football Twitter where kids are getting their first break from summer workouts. You can tell because coaches are finally releasing all the pent up rage from losing 7on7 tournaments. The subtweets are at an all time high.
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App State football in the SoCon: Mortal enemy - intense,
burning hatred for the program and all that it stands for
App State in the Sun Belt:
Quite possibly my favorite FBS program
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@CoachIvany
Turns out he actually played college ball at Yale — still, not your typical NFL coaching pedigree!
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One of the most tiresome and downright dumb arguments people in both TEC & ACNA continue to engage in is this silly argument over who is the ‘rightful’ province of North America. I’m here to say no one actually cares, and at this point it doesn’t even matter.
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Spending this MDW weekend out on the lake, alternating between listening to the Allman Brothers Band & My Morning Jacket and Coors Light & Miller Lite. Beyond parody, folks
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Me, 9 miller high lifes deep, texting my ex
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Day 1 down — hard to think of a better backdrop in high school football!
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Reading “Cautious Aggression” for the first time
Don Brown: “Spin to one high against spread teams”
@The_Coach_A
:
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If you’ve ever seen or heard someone talk about running triple option out of the gun, chances are they learned it from Wade Lang. An offensive innovator if there ever was one.
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Put some shoes on to go give my rent check to my landlord, and I had to document this fit. We may have had the fit of the decade on day 1. All downhill from here, folks
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You can show two coaches the same play, and one will call it “Black 22 Utah” and the other one will call it “Dice Lt Z Peel Gold 367 Fist Patriot”
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Well, the background check has been completed so I feel pretty good about sharing this — I’m excited to announce that I’m joining
@_STAFOOTBALL_
this fall as an assistant coach! Thankful for
@o_martin90
for giving me the opportunity — Go Bulldogs!
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Love seeing what terminology other coaches use. Here is my own for what I call the ‘A’ (for Adjuster)
🚨H Back Releases to incorporate into your Run/RPO game (Our verbiage)
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Happy birthday
@andy_koontz
, seen here in his natural habitat — i.e. with at least one dog on his lap
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Hello everyone
@Annie_j555
bought me this headband and I now have completed my transformation into Gardner Minshew/Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite
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This photo is my style inspiration forever and always. I remember the day that the belt
@andy_koontz
is wearing in this photo broke like it was yesterday!
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@RadioFreeTom
well this speaks well regarding civil-military relations in a future Trump administration.
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@FreddieKraft
Blame state legislatures, entirely Republican, that decided to not start counting mail in ballots until Election Day.
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@CoachBrettHall
The crazy thing in my mind is that you are seeing the change at the highest levels of the game towards a more manageable quality of life… guys leaving college for the NFL, but a lot of high school coaches still want to spend 15 hours on campus on Saturday/Sunday
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That’s a wrap — Carroll beats Dunbar 32-12 to move on to the DCSAA State Finals next weekend against Roosevelt
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I’m just a guy who dropped out of grad school but I can’t help but notice a lot of people are tweeting about WWIII who probably would’ve guessed Quds Force was a show on Cartoon Network 24 hours ago
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I need a sociologist somewhere out there in academia to do a journal article on the effect that game day head set assignments have on the social hierarchy/dynamics of a coaching staff.
Every football coach on Twitter should have a profile picture of them wearing a headset. The headset is an unspoken badge of honor that tells the world that you coach football.
Are there other sports that has something that a coach can wear that indicates what sport they coach?
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@AmishCatholic
I think he was trying to pursue ordination within ACNA as well oddly enough — usually this type of guy is confined to the Continuum (to be clear, ACNA has its own distinctly different kind of weirdo guy)
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When Spotify releases my year in music this December, please remember that we were in quarantine for most of spring
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Big day today - after two years, I finally convinced my landlord to let me put a net up on the basketball goal behind the house. 2020 is the summer of the mid range jump shot
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Had to go to the eye doctor this morning, which is less than ideal... but on the bright side, everyone called me “Lonnie” the entire time I was there. I’m going by Lonnie from now on. I will not be taking any questions at this time.
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My goal is not to avoid work, it’s to be ruthlessly efficient. With practice, with film, with game planning. Don’t waste time, effort, or reps. Do what you need to get done and get out.
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I rewatched the first half of the Wofford-Mercer game, and I have thoughts on the changes to the offense. I was expecting something akin to Coastal Carolina’s offense, but Wofford really came out and essentially ran 4 run plays — inside zone, outside zone, pin/pull, & power.
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Guys literally only want one thing and it’s a prayer life rooted in the 1662 BCP
By the grace of God we now have over 5,000 listens!
Our audience is:
62% under 35
80% men
100% more holy
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The scheme you run does not matter. The fundamentals of football are being able to block, tackle, and run. That’s all that matters.
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Update: this girl and I are now dating so I guess this works
Has anyone else ever told a girl on a date that you’re “big in Japan?” Just me? Cool cool.
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