The Gurgling Cod
@TheGurglingCod
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Asst. AD for Non-Compliance, Protect Trans Kids University. Maple influencer. DBA IRL @ThatJBF. Words @BostonReview, @decider, etc.
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Joined January 2009
/Garth produces the leftover churros he'd hidden from the kids, offers you one with a conspiratorial wink as he cranks Sk8er Boi.
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RT @cwebbonline: Republican White women cheered as Trump vowed to kill DEI—then realized they benefited the most from diversity initiatives…
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RT @oliviastowell: baby's first polemic! for @mid_theory's forum on the gaze, i wrote about why i object to the term "female gaze" — take a…
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RT @NormSNLJokes: Up to this point, this account has only posted Norm's SNL jokes from Weekend Update. But today, I'm going to break the pa…
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@seeshespeak One flew South in the international terminal of ATL is legitimately one of my favorite spots. Ask @MrSidetable
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RT @terrellowens: While you’re clearing the air, clear the air on the misappropriation of funds you were pocketing
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Cross posting this over here so @rez_devil will see it Elf on the Shelf is great for monitoring your kids inside the house. When they are in the yard, however, you will need:
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I can’t think of a match up and a venue with stronger LinkedIn vibes
🚨IT’S OFFICIAL🚨@UConnFootball will face @UNCFootball in the @FenwayBowl
#BowlSeason #CFB #CollegeFootball #GoHeels #UNC #CTFootball #HuskyRecap #uconnfb #UConn
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RT @ESPN_BillC: Bama's nonconference opponents this year ranked 67th, 77th and 80th in SP+ (plus an FCS team). The three SEC teams that mad…
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RT @sarahg1561: As a Georgia fan, I for one think Alabama has very valid complaints and rather than just threaten to never schedule any rea…
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RT @AndyHutchins: Tom Brady, the original manufacturer of consent for the MAGA hat, having to say Howard Zinn reader Mack Hollins has “posi…
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Lil Tonsilectomy
i love being lil anaphylactic shock
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RT @melnickjeffrey1: It just hit me that there is one guy we know for sure who said he could kill somebody on the streets of New York and g…
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RT @JimmyDPooper: A couple years ago I went back and read through all of the Garfield comics again in chronological order. As I went along,…
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RT @melnickjeffrey1: I’m asking this as a historian and not, you know, as a fan—but what was the last political assassination that was so r…
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