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@kneeloy
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gassing a brown man from toronto when a drake album is afoot is like strapping a grenade to your chest and pulling the pin in slow motion.
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i just know sam levinson was giggling when he wrote this line like this is john greencore and he knew the screencap girlies were going to eat it up.
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unironically this and the rise of morgan wallen made me realize that i live in one of the world’s most powerful echo chambers.
I think this was a massive flashing red warning sign and everyone kind of ignored it.
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@rosedommu overreaction over an edit for sure but i can't fault an artist for being upset over AI.
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again if you can’t handle the wrath of halsey’s three stans perhaps journalism isn’t the business for you.
it’s cool that that a millionaire pop star can just sic their army of parasocial freaks on any journalist who dares to give them anything other than unadulterated praise.
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no fucking waaayyyy i just sent this to my manager i’m going to end my shit
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@traceedennison1 @aydeejay11 @aj_richmo what does this have to do with anything 😭 ariana is just as much as a victim as the rest of the nickelodeon cast?.
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did hamas botch her lip filler too.
Read her words. Read every one.
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the most humiliating thing a person could do is want to fix a man from boston massachusetts.
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if carrie underwood has a million fans, i'm one of them. if carrie underwood has 10 fans, i'm one of them. if carrie underwood has no fans, that means i'm not on earth anymore. if the world is against carrie underwood then i'm against the world.
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why are we erasing the achievements of women?
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me after reading princess bubblegum fanfic in middle school.
“why are you so obsessed with thinking some mega rich famous white woman is gay?” because there’s a reason why her music resonates with queer women in a specific way, & an oppositional reading of the way she writes about the experiences of girlhood + womanhood decenters men—.
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i’m trying to think of how i can gatekeep naan from white people gimme a second.
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COIN concert will be the largest recorded congregation of poli sci majors in history.
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2023 predictions we’re going to see a halsey resurgence ushered in by her performing colors at the 1975 tour while matty healy sprays lice onto the audience.
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no one from cambridge could hurt me like what r you gonna do ? compost me ? 🙄.
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headphones disconnected from my phone and started blasting ultraviolence in the middle of office
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i don’t have any opinions on ivy wolk. i have love in my heart and a family.
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the worst person you know in the world just learned about the word esoteric.
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every day the city of boston extorts me (forces me to pay to get on the green line).
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being at home is like. what if every mental illness existed at once and took the form of living breathing humans.
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i am NOT beating the accidentally setting my pop tarts on fire in the office microwave allegations.
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ohe cannot be a real place on this earth the way y'all tweet ab it.
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i know four lokos got to be going straight to the brain the way every other long isl*nder is a bone headed bootlicker with the pledge of allegiance playing on loop where a capacity for literally any critical thought should be.
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realizing i wrote scientologist instead of scientist on my cover letter yeah y’all need to start praying harder for me.
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she looks like one of those enby starbucks worker AIs come to life.
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some of y’all find out a white person doesn’t want to fuck you and turn into mitski like enough. please!.
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i just feel like all of you need to take a break on attempting to consume media.
It’s funny to me how people reduce her “bias” to just brown girls liking white guys. Mindy Kaling has a massive islamophobia problem that seems to pop up in TMP and NHIE. So, unfortunately, I don’t really care that she went to an Ivy League.
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i feel like taylor could jonestown you people within seconds.
So just to recap:. @taylorswift13, born on the 13th, 13 years after the Kanye incident at the @vmas, accepts the VMA for her 10 minute version of a song and announces her 10th studio album, coming in the 10th month of the year. It will have - naturally - 13 tracks.
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bitches will be like i LOVE to cook 😍 and the cooking in question is trader joe’s orange chicken.
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y’all will be 35 posting little miss wet coochie with crippling social anxiety on your ig stories.
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cambridge is really such a crazy place. why are there people roller skating to work.
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why do i have to pay taxes 🤨 like my inner child is literally a neurodivergent minor but ok lol. .
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started doing laundry with my in unit washer/dryer and now thousands of people have lined up outside my door waiting to fuck me 😔😔😭😭🙏🏾.
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y’all have been crying about your fall plans for three days straight and the whole time the plan in question is going apple picking in a sweater 😐.
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@midnightsalbum @rosedommu yeah the edit is just an edit, the video of them fighting that she mentioned is AI though.
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no one understands that i watch it's always sunny in philadelphia in a very feminist post progressive queer adjacent way.
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none of you know george santos like i do (he represented my district).
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you are kinda the most shamelessly opportunistic person on earth i have to respect it sjsjdjwjdj.
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charli read this and also typed my name i am not like you bitches
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can you imagine how obnoxious you’d have to be to tweet something like this.
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just bought my own weed for the first time i can’t stop shaking and crying 💔💔💔😭.
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Long Island going viral for misogyny in a bagel boss is really our brand I think.
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they having a shart off 😕.
European white ppl >>> American white people.
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me on zoom every 4 seconds because i wanna look academically engaged but in a sexy way
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3.79 for an egg and cheese wake up wrap at dunkin… we are in a state of cultural decay.
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meal prep lasted me the whole week and actually tasted scrumptious
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why did brockhampton have such a grip on society that one summer.
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europeans crying about american health when their lungs filled with tar at the ripe age of 9.
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Getting called boss by a Long Island pizzeria owner is so powerful. like what are we.
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