the brinzzler
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pagliacci if he slayed (she/her)
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Joined August 2011
Might not be an indian man - hard to say.
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if youāre in the US and donāt want to give your money to amazon-owned whole foods, you can order directly from their website (!!! i cannot recommend the sweet olive paste enough.
PSA: Whole Foods has Palestinian olive oil on the shelf! itās $25 for a big bottle so basically the perfect holiday gift
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remy the rat was only good at cooking bc he was making french food and his little rat hands only really needed to carry a pinchful of herbs n spices. he would die making tadka daal.
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kendall roy trying to backtrack on the waiter manslaughter allegations
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rupi kaur i owe you an apologyā¦i wasnāt familiar with your gameā¦.
I received an invite from the Biden administration for a Diwali event being held by the VP on nov 8. I decline any invitation from an institution that supports the collective punishment of a trapped civilian populationā50% of whom are children.
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my take on the āhe is actually canadianā controversy.
if i canāt claim michael bublĆ© as american then what the hell was NAFTA even for.
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if i canāt claim michael bublĆ© as american then what the hell was NAFTA even for.
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me when i remember a world war I fact
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succession was wayyyy too good tonight so i blocked ted lasso
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š£ļøMEN NEED TO START HAVING MORE SEX WITH EACH OTHER.
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you want me to have sex? the thing that made george w bush?.
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white people arenāt allowed to make rupi kaur jokes. especially when they have john green to deal with.
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was treated like a zoo animal at the DMV for being a 27 year old passenger princess there to renew her learners permit.
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incels understand learning coding to compete in a job market where coders are sought after but donāt understand learning domestic skills to compete in a relationship market where partners who can take care of the house are sought after by single women.
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were philosophers not just ancient content creators.
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why did my GASTROENTEROLOGY OFFICE send this to me š
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ffffuuuuucccckkkk being treated as a one dimensional archetype sounds horrible! good thing women don't have to deal with that šš¾.
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thinking about when i tweeted that the unabomber had the same bday as me and the secret service asked me why i said that.
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ohhh iām so lonely iām so touch starvedā¦.meanwhile your buddyās cock is RIGHT THERE.
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let it be known that i love taco bell in the stoner way, not in the indian-american way.
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Is this Raas.
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jaboukie is playing a straight man? during pride? interesting.
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SAY HELLO TO KIKI!!!!!!!
i canāt believe iām getting a cat in two daysā¦. this is all iāve wanted for the last 27 years.
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driving this fast on a narrow residential street with no sidewalk visibility is fucking insane and itās only dumbass american car fuckers who are defending this. theyāll defend any shitheel road behavior if it means it shaves them 15 seconds on their drive to the local strip mall.
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and jaboukie.
Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande are all releasing music next Friday, August 25th.
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people talk about ridding the toxicity they had in their relationships by dumping bad friends but in 2018 i'm gonna examine my own toxicity that i dump onto others and get rid of it. 2018 is the year of being frank with yourself.
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Mind you he literally broke down crying when queen elizabeth died last year.
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jaboukie young-white.
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megan thee stallion seems like sheād be the kind of woman who would make a celeb cameo in a muppets movie and plant a big ol kiss on kermit.
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how do you misspell EELā¦. .
Ooo Girl!! Shock me like an electric eal!!! Haha MGMT-Electric Feel has been playing in my head all day!.
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now what did i say
Cannabinoids Block Cellular Entry of SARS-CoV-2 and the Emerging Variants Raise your hand if you had āweed to the rescueā on your 2022 pandemic bingo card.š
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tamil people rly just created sick beats n were like "ya. this is called carnatic music, its for god" like wow legends only.
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I hate when the professor starts looking through your test when you hand it in. like I'm already embarrassed please just wait until I leave.
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we bought pwingys, for oomfies wedding!!! thank u @3ikuobaj for ur acct you helped forge the tightest friendships š
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Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about China balloon because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own 'China balloon' for almost 20 years.
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just watched thee most insane family whatsapp animation.
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yāall what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY Iāll start:
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taco bell: hey everyone you can eat vegetarian now!!. its indian consumer base:
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@3ikuobaj hang onā¦have you done so much adhd discourse that ur autocorrect changed āandā to āadhdāā¦. .
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remember when tech bros were bragging about not doing anything at their jobs to the point where they were working 2 full time jobs, making six figures with both, and half assing them both and no one got as mad about it as this. .
The fact that apparently like 50% of our national economy is now this (girls with BAs working a pretend email job that pays them 60k a year to swim in the pool and go to sephora) has lowkey got me a little nervous.
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and you all tried to make me pay attention to these people last year.
Lindsay Lohan is pregnant and all I can think is. will it be born on October 3rd? That would be so fetch.
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imagining todayās succession episode centering around the de niro vs pacino polls.
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iām at the jaboukie show with a bag of focaccia. come find me.
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me when i have good news and bad news
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it fucking sends me that he fell into a deep, exhausting illness because he did one (1) good deed.
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another round of gorgeous strawberries from my balcony plant :)
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I am mentally healthy :) <3. !ā š§šµš¶š š°š¹š®š¶šŗ š¶š š±š¶šš½ššš²š±.
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@thetolerantweft $25 for high quality artisan olive oil from palestine- the kind that can be used as a finishing oil- is a STEAL.
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jabounashe barbenheimer.
Tinasheās new album will be titled āBB/ANG3Lā and its lead single is set to come out this Friday, July 21.
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just took an adderall and drank a cup of coffee. who wants the answers to questions they didnāt know to ask.
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i canāt believe iām getting a cat in two daysā¦. this is all iāve wanted for the last 27 years.
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bitches be like iām so chaotic and yet all they talk about is avatar and their stupid hot takes. dk who this would apply to but she sounds hot honestly.
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publicly told my old ap gov teacher on facebook to shut the fuck up so i guess thatās where i am rn happy tuesday.
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if cum tasted like mcchicken mayo i would believe more in men's rights.
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this was a 22 year old man.
Its such a nice day out. as I stair from my math class. smh #mustbenice.
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she literally acts like anyyyyy other teen protag except unlike most of them she has a canon reason to be acting out so much.
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thatās cool. my boyfriend couldnāt stop calling me the most beautiful smart and kind woman he knew when we first started talking but yeah being called a whore and told to die is cool too.
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someone looked me in the eye and told me that this better be the last time i show up to renew my learners permit.
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heās canon proof that annoying ass atheist incel redditors can someday, through work, adventure, and learning, be likeable. love his growth.
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why did i share that? because itās crazy like. isnāt it???.
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this is the equivalent of proposing at someone elseās wedding.
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if you get to steal our diamonds then we get to yoink your isaac newton ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ.
The BBC has turned Sir Isaac Newton into a black man. Historical revisionism at its most sinister. #AbolishTheBBC
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all of you worrying about a stimulus check. go CHECK if your girl is STIMULATED by you.
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