when your university emails you asking you to take care of your mental health

@sanjimu_ Oh it’s like msft copilot for non msft using companies— good to know🤔

RT @merrittk: me filling out a captcha: well, there is a sliver of bicycle wheel in that square. and yet, the general notion of the bicycle…

RT @NecktieSalvage: Go to Springfield, order the cat, the whole thing, medium rare, grab a beer or two, make it three, curly fries and cole…

@fuzzy_logick My dream property is also on bainbridge🥲

The “we’ll have to clean before the party anyway” to the “we’ll have to clean after the party anyway” pipeline is real and it’s out to get you and your loved ones

I think the Apple bottoms right to the fur

@megamindfan64 @brwnxhoe @shakkarpapa @meechypeachyy @stillneedajob @SHOUMlK @biscuitjai @getopilled @devpatelstan 😚😚😚

You’re not going to gaslight me in my own house

RT @hindookissinger: US ate 110 Burgers in 20 minutes and 8 guys passed out. India has eaten 33 burgers and 2 guys have passed out in 6 min…

This is 30% of Indian desserts

@megamindfan64 This is the one

@boycottcoleslaw I thought u meant ur draft tweets and I was like wow I’d rather quit

@veerpy Thank you veer

@jibran_6 @hubermanlab This keeps me up at night!!!

When my skis don’t click into the bindings even when I try putting all my weight down I’m like wow … I’m just a. Petite little girl