Kyle Miller
@kmill5
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College football, golf, and MLB bettor. Fantasy baseball player. Strongest arm at the dog park. Illinois Alum. #ILL
Chicago, IL
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I wish I could @ my dog in this tweet like couples do with each other when they find something relatable
WE ARE AT THE PARK. BUT THE HUMAN SAYS IT’S TIME TO LEAVE. WHICH DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. BECAUSE THEY CAN’T CATCH ME
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Pete Rose should fake his death so he can get in the hall of fame is an all time take from Whiskers
@TylerIAm
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@BarstoolBigCat
Big Cat I have a documented record of 1409-1455-29 -154.51 units in college hoops the last two years. I have Houston -8.
Tulane +9 is your pick.
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I did this exact same thing for 3 years. Planet Fitness has one of the best business models in the world. Make it difficult to cancel, but still cheap enough that you don’t do anything about it for years at a time.
Some personal news: After 3 years of paying 9 dollars a month without ever actually stepping foot inside, I have officially cancelled my Planet Fitness membership in an enormous display of maturity and frugality. Thank you for all the love and support, this is an exciting time
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When you’re down so bad you have to be happy about your biggest rival winning
Illinois is not serious. Never been. Never gonna be. Just a big spaceship arena in a parking lot without Indiana's banners or Purdue's overall consistent success begging for a rivalry with both.
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“THAT BALL IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BLASTED”- hot mic picking up Matt Olson hyping Tony Kemp
“And I would tend to agree”-
@DALLASBRADEN209
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The most humble man in the world
#Humble
#BarstoolSupporter
@Marlins_Man
@BarstoolBigCat
@PFTCommenter
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If only Western Kentucky didn’t:
-Kick two field goals inside the 10
-Snap the ball over the QB’s head twice
-Attempt two 53-yard field goals
-Miss a million tackles
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@papicurbelo11
Thank you for fighting through adversity this year Belo. Please ignore the part of fanbase that doesn’t see what you bring to the program on and off the court. We want you here next and you are critical to what we have going on here.
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I mean I almost hate Yadi for making me think this is normal
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Illinois stands with Iowa on this issue and this issue alone. No one fucks with Casey’s and gets away with it.
Beto O'Rourke Pretending To Eat Casey's Breakfast Pizza While Eating Regular Pizza Makes Me Sick
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Dakota Hudson has now thrown 308 innings in the big leagues. These are his stats:
3.09 ERA
4.64 FIP
4.58 xFIP
4.98 SIERA
17.3% K
11.3% BB
65.7 stuff+, 97.7 location+ per
@enosarris
This has to be the luckiest pitcher profile of all time
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“Danny, I don’t even want to say anything”- Jim Edmonds
Holy shit we finally found something that will shut Jim Edmonds up
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I’d like to say something about the fighter jets that just flew over Chicago and scared the shit out of me
Heads up, Windy City! If something seems off, don't stay silent. Dial 911 and report suspicious activity. Stay safe, stay alert!
#ChicagoSafety
#SeeSomethingSaySomething
🚨👀
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I’ll grind for 170 more days and won’t have another day like this on the bases. Takes a crazy amount of luck but it’s fun as hell. The model is hot 🔥
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@mike_petriello
You know La Russa pushed for this so he could bat him second to bunt over Anderson in the first inning every time he gets in
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@stoolpresidente
Your book limits people who win while you bet $25k. I can’t even get $10 down on a game.
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“Listen my whole office is starting to smell like Black and Mild let’s wrap this thing up”-
@Chip_Patterson
aka our KING
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Audibling to The Wire for my second ever rewatch. I’ve been searching for a show about modern gangs and there really isn’t anything out there. Plus The Wire is 12/10 elite so a second watch is due anyway.
Now that a chill is in the air in Chicago it’s time for a Shameless winter seasons rewatch
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Ordered a pizza for the Bears game and this is an appropriate representation of my life
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Jim Edmonds needs to stop calling
@Cardinals
games. Obviously the main issue is the insensitive suicide joke. But why are you talking about your son’s little league baseball game in the 8th inning of a close MLB game that you’re being paid to call on TV? The dude won’t shut up.
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Only Illinois could have an off-season like this after being a 1-seed. High 4* guard who started every game transfers. Lose your top two assistants to the same fucking school.
I expect Curbelo, Kofi, and Miller to be in Lexington next year. College basketball is a complete joke.
Absent a dramatic, unexpected change, I expect Kentucky will be adding two new Assistant coaches very soon
One is Orlando Antigua and the other is picked, but not finalized
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@FeitsBarstool
You fold the wrap to keep the filling in while you eat from the other end. Insane to eat the folded end first. Gonna have filling everywhere.
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@BudElliott3
Miami by percentage since they don’t have a high enrollment. Ohio State and Alabama are easy to get in to and massive. Michigan or Texas could be up there in percentage since they are good schools.
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@trentfrazier
Thank you so much for everything you’ve done the last 5 years. You are going down in history as one of the most loved Illini regardless of how this season finished. You’re one of the biggest reasons this turnaround happened and I can’t thank you enough for it 🧡💙
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Iowa/Wisconsin
If you ever want to make someone question the meaning of life just make them watch Big Ten West football games on loop
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Clemson/Louisville have combined for 3 INT’s at the goal line so far. Over looks good!
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Golf Channel ending coverage with guys still on the course with a chance to win FRL is like just ending the broadcast because a basketball game goes into OT. It’s actually worse because there’s nothing else that Golf Channel has to cut to tonight. It’s just going to Golf Central.
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Anyone hating on Brad Underwood can fuck off. Great regular season success, they say he can’t coach on the tournament. Makes the elite eight, loses to the best team in the country, oh he sucks. Grow up.
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I’ve never been this happy in my whole life. Illinois football has done nothing but break my heart for 26 years. I’ve never felt this way before.
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Wait holy fuck I tailed Dale here. Turns out I did not lose a billion dollars.
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. WE SMASHED THIS FANDUEL PARLAY. WHAT
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
✅ LARSON WIN, REDDICK TOP 3, BYRON TOP 10 PARLAY +2700
✅ CHASTAIN TOP 10
#LockOfTheUniverse
✅ TRUEX OVER LOGANO +122
WE’LL DO THE MATH LATER. LFGGGGGGGGGG
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John Smoltz just referred to not using batting gloves as “raw dog”. What a legend
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@JuliansRum
Except for for his 3 divorces, 6 bankruptcies of a company that was given to him, and one presidential election
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Just found out Darren Bailey pronounces Illinois “ELL-nois”. That’s gonna be a no for me dog.
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@JUhlTrucker
I would hope so. They’re a blue blood right? You wouldn’t know by anything that’s happened in my lifetime but I’ve heard tales.
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Yu Darvish was right
Of all the things in MLB's investigation and Rob Manfred's nine-page letter, this might be the most damning.
The Astros, who won the 2017 World Series, used their sign-stealing scheme that postseason.
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Got 2 40z cans of Busch Light at a gas station for my hotel room tonight because I’m all class. Guy sheepishly asked for my ID and apologized, saying he has to ask everyone. Then he laughed and said “shit, I woulda thought you were way older than me.” He had gray hair and I’m 26.
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First time back in the State Farm Center in 4 years. Place is juiced.
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I bought some knock off air pods thinking I was being frugal. I’ve never looked more poor in my life. I’m embarrassed to be in public right now.
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That’s how much we dislike your dad and your family, you dumb bitch
Does anyone really believe that Joe Biden shattered Obama’s historic 2008 numbers?
Does anyone really believe that he did that mostly in big cities?
C’mon man!!!
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@FeitsBarstool
I knew it was gonna be bad when Russians were speaking English to each other in the first scenes. They clearly got told people didn’t want to read subtitles which is just wrong.
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No fucking shit. Figure it out you morons.
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1883 was the true test of whether not Taylor Sheridan could get James Jordan into every single project he does since Jordan is in the same universe in Yellowstone 140 years later. But by god he pulled it off
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@NoLayingUp
I really wish I knew what this said but Hugh didn’t like when I called him Hand Job Jesus 4 years ago
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Bubba Wallace is a fucking lunatic. Wrecked Larson on purpose and then tried to fight him.
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If Domingo German throws a perfect game we should just stop caring about perfect games
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@KFCBarstool
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Her-“What state is Pennsylvania in?”
Me- 😕”you mean philly?”
Her- “Oh I thought Philadelphia was the state”
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Turns out Shaka Smart is still a good coach and the Texas athletic department is just toxic as hell
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@holy_schnitt
You’re right, it’s called Urban Heat Island. Doesn’t mean they won’t happen but much less likely
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@barstoolcarl
Too bad I can only get $13.54 down on it because I’m limited for winning but Pres can place $40k bets
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@BudElliott3
He’s a bad coach. Always has the most talent in the MAC but doesn’t do anything with it.
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