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@kmaore
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16 years later, we're still hoping to get justice one day! 🙏🏾💔
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Petition against Linturi: Businessman Michael Makarena seeks action against Senator Linturi. Petition seeks DPP, DCI action over cases involving Linturi. Matters include the deaths of Linturi’s aide & a business associate #JKLive
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Tembea mashinani uone how parents are struggling to send kids to university. How do you expect parents to raise 300-400k annually for fees when they were paying 50k/annually?
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This Garage themed club in Thika is quite something. 🔥🔥🔥
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@kmaore
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Pastors are also waiting for Covid-19 to disappear so that they can continue healing the sick 😂😂😆😆
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@kmaore
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Spotted this Citroën CX in the streets of Tharaka Nithi County. Still runs perfectly. What a classic! 🔥🔥
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@kmaore
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But we'd rather glorify the instagram hoes..
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@kmaore
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Gilbeys people are about to experience greatness
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@kmaore
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Na mlipea mtu amevaa ivi kura kama Governor 🤣🤣
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Hii Nairobi ukiona makanga amevaa hii vitu, usijaribu kulipa fare na thao, mtasumbuana sana time ya change.😂😂😂
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@kmaore
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Influencers can't even convert from the googled imperial system to the metric systems used in Kenya. 🤦
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@kmaore
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"Hii ni ya wale wajanja nawapeleka na rada, Kula njugu ongeza nguvu na upewe rungu, Upige nduru mpaka uite tu jina Mungu, Na mtukutu akuna kutu apewe mutu Apige miti mpaka viti askie fiti..." 😂
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Mkokoteni imeenda group of Schools
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Kerr amepewa induction proper 😂😂😂😂
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I used to wonder how the collaborators supported the white colonialists, right now I'm seeing it right before my eyes.
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A good man indeed @EzekielMutua had a good conversation with mcsk ,,the guy is a good man
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@kmaore
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This lady yesternight was telling me she has no food today she's on a flight to Mombasa. Hii NAIROBI bana 😂
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@kmaore
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Pale Friday night ukijipiga mix ya Digital + Veve + Sheesha + Whitecap + Tequila
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@kmaore
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4 years
Mutahi Kagwe should just come clear on how many sausages one can have per a bottle of beer.
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These guys are so extra
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What's with Kenyan babes opening a YT channel immediately they get married to a foreign chap? 😂😂
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@kmaore
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"Ukiniita date lazima ulipie Uber"
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Kuku za Koitalel Poultry Farm 🤣
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@kmaore
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@OwichBrio @EricoDrogba Hata ukiwa 29 bado kuna bazenga ako 40's bado atakatia dem yako. Maisha haina formula 🤣
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@kmaore
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One day you're the cock of the walk, the next day a feather duster.
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@kmaore
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New ride who dis 😎😂
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Kempinski now looks like that Kahama hotel hapo Globe.
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@droid254 Imagine Abiria wanaona ukinyukwa 5-0. Can't be me 😂
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@kmaore
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How do u compare Sauti Sol with guys who have made 5 songs only. Hata hamna heshima!
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@kmaore
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@c_andy_gurl @droid254 No pen, no paper, and yet you still draw my attention.
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@kmaore
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Boy's Club vs Mbogi ya Kimonyoski
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@kmaore
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My gin plug comes in clutch 🔥🤙🏾
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@kmaore
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😂😂😂😂😂 " @Jr_2M : Ukiwa USIU uskie Martin Luther.. alafu wee useme 'Black' instead of King "
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@kmaore
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We made it to Lake Ellis 😅😅
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@kmaore
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Today we try to reach Lake Ellis. 👌
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@kmaore
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This is a 4 year old video man. Struggle for clout is real
@SaddiqueShaban
Saddique Shaban
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Videos on social media allegedly show the #ArushaDrive event in Tanzania, moments before the tragic accident.
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@kmaore
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Wow just wow 🤣 @RailaOdinga
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@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
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Raila: I can't tell how I got Covid-19, I have been avoiding crowds
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@kmaore
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Drinking like you're still young then taking days to recover
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@kmaore
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Android v2.0
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@kmaore
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On today's episode of Kenyan politicians being clowns...
@EstherPassaris
Esther Muthoni Passaris
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A few years ago my persuasion coach @JulietErickson_ said I reminded her of a US Senator called @KamalaHarris . I had no idea who she was, but I was told she had Presidential ambitions and that we were both born on 20th Oct, 1964. So I started paying attention to Kamala's career.
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@kmaore
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Me on twitter vs me on Facebook
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@kmaore
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This drunk cop just caused a multi accident along Meru-Nanyuki, injuring two and killing two. RT for justice!
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@kmaore
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A xhosa man met a xhosa woman and they just clicked.
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@kmaore
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By Saturday you will all be dismayed to discover you could have afforded V-Power all along. Godspeed my fellow Kenyans 😂😂😂😂
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@Geenjoro The Garage Bar & Grill.
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@kmaore
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😂😂😂😂😂
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@kmaore
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Rech! 🔥 @osumo_brad
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@kmaore
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My 18 year old cousin needs your help. Kindly help by donating or RT. Thanks and God bless!
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@kmaore
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When an Arsenal fan goes to buy onions and he's told "Mbili kumi kaka"
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@kmaore
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How it started vs how it is going. #DIYProjects
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@kmaore
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No chills
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@kmaore
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HAHAHAHA RT @Lazallana : Randy Orton comes in with the RKO
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@kmaore
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Whatever you’re doing to escape poverty, take it seriously because the world is not a fair place for poor people.
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@kmaore
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Lazima uweke funguo za gari 😅
@Gee_Muri
 Gee Kadere 🇰🇪
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So now tunahamisha @Mothoni_ ameamua kutumalisa na wine @supasta45 @Sebah_Nderitu
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@Mr_Guantai Bro unakuwanga na dictionary ya matusi 🤣
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@kmaore
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@MoseWetangula @MusaliaMudavadi Even Twitter thinks that's funny 🤣
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@kmaore
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ARSENAL WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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@kmaore
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@droid254 My soda was spiked in a club in Thika one sunday night like 5 years ago. Felt so dizzy last thing I remember was locking myself in my car. Niliamshwa the next day na Kanjo 11am in the morning.
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@kmaore
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Youtubers in America are making a lot of money
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@kmaore
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The Mountain is flexing on the nation today. 😍😍🔥🔥 Views on views.
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@kmaore
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Some chaps went for a house party, the cops were called and one lad jumped from the 2nd floor and broke his jaw. The others are going for quarantine. Now, you keep wondering whether some things are worth it.
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@kmaore
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Trying to write today's date
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@kmaore
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Msapere akiangukia tender mzuri anunue X6
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@kmaore
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Triple therapy regimens for H pylori consist of a PPI, amoxicillin, and clarithromycin for 7-14 days. In patients with complicated ulcers caused by H pylori, treatment with a PPI beyond the 14-day course & until the confirmation of the eradication of H pylori is recommended.
@Captured_Ville
Captured Ville
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Tell me something I don't know.
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@kmaore
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The other month I did around 1500km trip inside Tanzania 🇹🇿 with the CX5. What a car this is. Very good consumption, reasonable comfort and a little bit of boost. Dithoro juu sana 🙌🔥
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@kmaore
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Babes: Come home 🔥. Boychild: Sorry I can't, working on my car. Babes: But my parents aren't home. Boychild:
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@kmaore
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Y'all have been angry for days straight. Imagine if we held our government accountable?
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@kmaore
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Treble winning side of course.
@Sporf
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🔴 @LFC 2019/20 🔵 @ManCity 2018/19 🔴 @Arsenal 2003/04 🔴 @ManUtd 1998/99 🤩 4 of the greatest @PremierLeague sides ever. 🤔 But which 1 is the best? 👀 @StephenWarnock3 has his say!
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@kmaore
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Hawa wawili walicheza Baba aki ya nani
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@kmaore
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Lil man just added an extra year in his life today. 💯🙏
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@kmaore
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My girlfriend left me due to my obsession with plants. I don't know where that is stemming from but before she leaves, we have to get to the root of the matter.
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@kmaore
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Dynasties are only bad when it blocks your interests. 😂
@kipmurkomen
KIPCHUMBA MURKOMEN, E.G.H
3 years
I officially welcome Abdul Haji to the Senate as the 2nd Senator of Garissa under the 2010 Constitution. I believe his youthful energy and courage will add a lot of value to the institution of the Senate. Looking forward to working with him in the remaining 17 months. 💪
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@kmaore
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When you present a project and you really have no idea about it 😂
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@kmaore
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Absinth Red 70% 💀💀
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@kmaore
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Ukitembea huko Mutuati you meet lots of handicapped young men in the village. 🙆🙆😂😂
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@LindaSigei Niliona hii tweet asubuhi nikajua utamaliswa tu 🤣🤣
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Kids of nowadays don't even know who Francis Onyiso is 😂
@Jane_FKyalo
JANE KYALO
3 years
Luos for you. 😂 Nijikute!
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@kmaore
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NJAANUARY 😂🤣
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@kmaore
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Pixel 7 Pro is everyone's favourite phone for 2022.
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@kmaore
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Police vs forithi
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@kmaore
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😂😂😂😂 " @masaku_ : USIU ukiambia lunch lady unataka Githeri avocado instead of "Succotash with Americana Persea" "
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@kmaore
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Laughing at "peaceful, orderly & constitutional transfer of power" from someone who swore himself as President. 🤣🤣
@RailaOdinga
Raila Odinga
3 years
It is with deep sadness that I have learned of the passing of my friend, President @MagufuliJP . He and his family have been close friends for a long time. He's been by my side at my most difficult and painful moments. My condolences to his family and the people of Tanzania.
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BvB bar in Meru.
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High End Audio Systems makes your Sony sound like Ampex 😭😂 Pic: courtesy.
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@Ohta_Ryota Pallets pale Bypass ya Membley ni 250-300 bob.
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@kmaore
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OG Twitter y'all remember how Armu used to tweet via txt lakini ukimsubaru bila kumtag anareply. 😂😂😂
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@kenyakwanza11 @NahashonKimemia @ntvkenya Umeamka asubuhi hii mapema utweet upuzi kama hii? Get serious Mzee
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@kmaore
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Celebrating my baby's 4th birthday today. God has been great ❤️
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@smatabih It's actually next to Petro City station as your exiting Thika to join the highway
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BvB bar in Meru.
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From a high of 18k two months ago to 3.5k now. 😅
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Funniest thing I've read today 😂
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Death is so cruel man. 🥺
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Those Betika influencers should give those mamas who sell mangoes along Makuyu-Makutano umbrellas.
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Ruto anataka aje bana. 😤
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