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Do you think this is fair?
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Sasa hawa kazi imeisha hivyo tu huko NRG.
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Al jazeera when they hear that there is a war in Sudan.
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Citizen TV when President Ruto makes non Kalenjin appointments. 😂😂
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My name is Kevin Onyango Government officials 👇🏾
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Lakini mbona everything Andrew Kibe anasema about these celebrities come to pass ?🤔
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Nimekuja ku notice 80% of students husomea KCA university hupata Jobs after graduation.
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Ukienda mall uone msee amevaa slippers na miguu zake ni safi, huyo msee ako loaded ajab!!!
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Umewahi kula dem ikabidi ufikirie dem mwengine ndio umwage😂😂😂
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Raila ni gangster, kila mtu ame simama ku welcome Ruto lakini yeye amekaa chini as if nothing is happening.
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"Ambia baba yako tumekupata na bangi"
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Andrew Kibe ame dare Pluto na Ksh 130,000 afanye DNA. 😂😂😂
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Citizen TV and their parodies are having a field day. You are fake 👉👈You are fake. 😂
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Nunueni Shamba hapo mahimaiu, in 100 years Kenya iki split into two, hapo itakuwa prime beach plot. 🔥
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Madem petite wanakuwanga hot wakiwa wamevaa short dresses. 🔥
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Hii Nairobi unaweza nyeshewa mpaka ukubali kumbe si bure madem hupenda wasee wako na gari.😂
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Kalenjins when they are free👇🏾 Niende Pool ama PS !!!
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Connections Akothee ako nayo aki make one phone call on your behalf, your life inaweza change forever.
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Andrew Kibe preparing something after realizing Oga Obinna has been fired by Kiss FM
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Hii life nimekuja ku notice kuna Watu tu wanataka kuishi a decent life, they are not after being super rich.
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Mama Ngina hunikilia immortal ki design , there is no way ako 90 years plus na bado anakaa mtu ako 60s.
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Imagine sahizi vile Citizen TV hawana badge halafu msee aunde parody ya Citizen TV na anunue badge aaze ku spread propaganda, a lot of people will be misled.
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Comrade akisikia kuna watu kilifi wanainama willingly
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Umewahi realize kuna madem ukiachana na wao mambo yako inaanza kufunguka.😂
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Zakayo mtoza ushuru akutana na wafarisayo.... 😂
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Shida tu moja ya Super Metro ni ati wata maliza Matwana culture, itafika time Nairobi itakuwa buses za red na grey.
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Siet!! Kenyatta Family iko na assets abroad worth 3.5 trillion shillings. 😭😭😭
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Ile mambo huwa inaendelea gym, hutawahi tamani dem yako aende gym tena 😂😂😂
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Kama place uko hakuna stima, you need to work hard my friend. 😂
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Bro hauna dem, hauna pesa, hakuna EPL si utaona siku mrefu leo. 😂😂
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Hii Kenya mliamua Andrew Kibe asipumzike, hata hajamalizana na Omanga na Kamene Ndio huyo Pluto anasema ako depressed. 😂
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After graduation, hapo ndio huwa ina ku hit kumbe hakuna mtu kwa familia yenu ako na connections. 💔
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Hizi kanisa za kusema wageni wakuje mbele waji introduce ndio imefanya some of us tumeogopa kanisa. 😂
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Kwa hii life, Never associate yourself na deals za kuosha watu. It never ends well.
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Ukienda mahali inyeshe halafu urudi upate jirani amekuanulia manguo , hiyo inamaanisha nini?
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Hawa Vijana wa ku dance 10 over 10 huwa wanapewa kakitu ya kununua sabuni kweli?
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Tomorrow morning you will hear the government has set aside 30 billion to sanitize State House. This is Kenya my friend.
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The only legit pastor who does practicals.
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Citizen TV to kenyans : President Ruto is only appointing Kalenjins
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Mnajua ni affordable kununua socks mpya kuliko kuosha zenye ni chafu. 😂
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Umewahi realize once umepeleka any electronic kwa fundi, it’ll never be the sama again, itakukula pesa hadi ununue mpya.
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Nimechimba Tutachimba 100 Boreholes 100boreholes
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Attending government interview dress code.
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My salaried friends, hii 3% ya house levy mtalipa?
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I wonder how Manchester City transforms average players into world class players, mtu kama Ake juzi juzi alikuwa anakaa msee wa kuchemsha supu.😂
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Huko Village sijawahi elewa how comes wasee wa kuuza Chang’aa bado wako poor na watu wana lewa Daily. 🤔
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Exams za Kasneb na Knec usiposomea unaweza ona giza totoro😂😂
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Hawa madem wa 10 over 10 huwa wana fika nyumbani kweli wakitoka show saa saba usiku?😂
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Mtu avalishe huyu jamaa shati ya Manchester United 🤣
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How V How Hustlers The rich are are Arrested arrested
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Shida ya relationships, ukipunguza Ego, ule mwengine anakuona desperate anapandisha yake. 🤣😂😂
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Ukiweza pata dem ametoka kwa middle class family, wanakuwanga wapoa sana,very hardworking na hawana ma drama mingi.
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Ni pombe gani dem akikunywa anapeana mali roho Safi?? 🤣
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Ndio ujue religion ni Biashara, Catholic Church Wanakuwanga na one of their expensive private hospital inaitwa mater misericordiae Hospital.
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Introverts waki get comfortable na wewe , wataongea hadi uwafukuze.
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University yenu iko na celeb mgani? 😂😂
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Rashid Abadala anakuwanga ametoka mbali bana, nakumbuka time alikuwa amekonda akiwa news anchor pale QTV.😂
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Father wa Catholic akitaka Toyota hilux mpya, parish mzima huwa inachanga Ksh 5.2M in one Sunday. Kanisa iko na pesa.
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Lilian Muli huwa hazeeki, nimemwona akiwa hivi since nikiwa class 5. 😂😂
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Hii Nairobi ukiona makanga amevaa hii vitu, usijaribu kulipa fare na thao, mtasumbuana sana time ya change.😂😂😂
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Hatukatai Chelsea wako strong but kupiga Manchester United is where we draw the line. 😄😄
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Dem ana date Otile Brown, we need one more heartbreak jamaa aingie Studio bana.
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DCI Juja alikuwanga na kibanda sometimes back nikadhani itamtoa kwa block, Kumbe alikula stock. 🤔
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Hakuna kitu disgusting kama smell ya sigara.🚮🚮
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Hakuna feminist hata mmoja ameongelea hiyo story ya Kitengela, lakini ingekuwa ni mwanaume..... Tungeona moto.
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Umebaki na 2 GB and it'll expire in the next one hour, which app will you go to? 🤭🤣
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Hakuna kitu huuma mzazi kama ku graduate na urudi home.
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Main advantage ya Kukaa Nairobi over small cities such as Eldoret na Kisumu ni gani?
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Last year nilienda solfest ndio nikajua kumbe hii kenya kuna watoto wa masonko, kila mtu alikuwa na iPhone na wanaongea English bana.😂
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Which is the most underrated series you have ever watched?
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Poets?
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Nimefika ushago napata mabeshte wangu wote wali oa na wako na manduthi. 🤣🤣
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Salary yako ya kwanza ilikuwa how much?
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Ni kunoma, hiyo story ya huyo Pastor Wa kilifi na cult yake imefika Al jazeera.
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Nakumbuka 2020 vijana wa crypto walikuwa wanaenda Naivasha every weekend na madem wetu, what happened?😂
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For a relationship to work, one has to love more, mkiwa vichwa ngumu wote hiyo relationship inaanguka.
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Nani ako na picha ya pombe anitumie , it’s urgent 😂😂
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Kama ile 800 acres si ya Pastor Mackenzie, basi ni ya nani? Mambo imeanza kurambana. 😂
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Hii mwaka wasee wa nduthi wameona moto, Chelsea inapigwa on one side na watu wa loan wana waibia on the other side. 😂😂
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Madem wa macho nne wanakuwanga beasts kwa bed, try one and you will thank me later.
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Hiyo video ya Sonko itafika Facebook next week Friday. 😂
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Sukari 2kg ni Ksh 413/=, mimi wacha niende Uganda sasa, this country is very expensive.
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Mo salah has done it again, Muslims about get mad at him. 😂😂😂😂
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"Nakupigia hushiki,uko na wanawake" 😂😂😂
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Niliona mahali ati Sonko ni billionaire in all currencies including Dollars$$!!
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Sonko anasema hiyo sleeping position ya Millicent Omanga ilikuwa ya ku pass out gas after a long day ya kupanda miti.😂😂
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One thing nime learn from hii song ya Freshly Mwamburi ni ati women don't care about your sacrifices, kwanza huwa wanashangaa why are you being nice to them.
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Kenyans hate their own country until they travel abroad and start wearing the Kenyan wrist band. 😂
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Mwanaume anafaa kukula nini supper time??😁
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Ukipewa 5 million uvute bangi, utavuta???🤣 🤣 🤣 😹
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Hiyo Manchester City enye ilipiga Arsenal na Chelsea ndio mlikuwa mnataka tupige, kueni serious. 🤣
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Ku win greencard ya USA inataka connections?
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In Kalenjin Land ukiwa Kenya Defence Forces, huwa unapewa respect kushinda hata daktari, halafu sasa uki join US Army hapo, wewe ndio kusema village mzima. 😂
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Hii maisha ni kama inakuwanga easy for children born in rich families, sisi wengine ni challenges back to back.
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A gun pointed to your head to name one Indian rapper .
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Pea westham kichwa na thao kumi. They will beat Chelsea mercilessly.
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Liverpool ikipiga Manchester United, i am damping my girlfriend. Mark this tweet. 😏
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ⓘ This user believes Manchester United will win against Chelsea.
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Name a series you can watch more than 10 times...?
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Safaricom must pay that guy not less than 500M.
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