Weeh Mzee™
@weehmzeee
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I share Memes || Random Thoughts👽
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined June 2022
Ukiwa house hunting alafu upate hakuna watoto wanacheza hapo nje jua hio ploti hainanga maji. na sitawafunza kila kitu😂😂.
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Highschool kuna hii period prefects walikuwa wanaenda trip, shule inaachiwa peaky blinders💀😂💔.
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Form Fours bado wananiuliza Marketable courses hawajui Kenya mzima hakuna fundi wa thamos.
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Wachana na transaction cost, ushawai nunua carrier bag wewe?😂😭.
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Highschool ulikuwa unatoka funkie jioni unapata paper yako ya Chem ilishinda huko mbele siku mzima😂💔.
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The fastest way to become poor is buying airtime from Mpesa.
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Those who said kuingia Mombasa ni rahisi lakini kutoka ni ngumu have never been into Roysambu.
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Ukienda house party alafu uskie "I believe we are all mature here"we enda home!.
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Unatoka exam room ukiwa more knowledgeable kuliko vile uliingia.
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Saying "si ulinikataa" to a person you have zero interest in>>>>>>>>>.
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Highschool kulikuwa na ile mbogi hainanga notes. kazi ilikuwa kusoma textbooks 😂😂.
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Ukimaliza msharara yako mapema unaanza kuona ni kama mdosi anakutumia vibaya😂💔.
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Sipati ngwai yangu mahali nilificha usiku alafu cuzo anasema anaenda kutafuta kuni, watu si wajinga buanaah😂😂.
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Usiwai pangia pesa ya deal haijaivana. no school will teach you this.
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In Nairobi most weed smokers are ladies, kwanza utu tupole , turembo, tudogo twenye tunakaa tu innocent.
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Hakuna kituu huuma kama kujua she was interested wewe ndie uliogopa.
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Mtu anachungulia simu yako mkiwa kwa matt alafua anakuambia umuadd hio group.
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Hata sijawaambia. Si leo niliangukiwa na gecko nikioga. Kumbe nduru si ya wanawake pekee😂.
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Sahiii couples wa Campus ni kuulizana "wewe unarudi lini"😂😂.
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Ukiingia exam room alafu upate uliingia na receipt ya Quickmart badala ya Mwakenya
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Unastruggle na Computer science alafu ukienda home wanakuita fundi wa lapi😭.
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Mkilala na dem usiku halafu akuekelee mguu. Amka it's time.😂.
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Comrade akona sufuria moja lakini anakuserve ugali Mayai,skuma,chai na zote ni moto😂.
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Unabet games hadi za Israel. home town ya Yesu, lakini wembe ni ule ule🥲.
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Kuna through pass nilipewa nimemtext "Morning" akareply "Unanitaka wen" my time to shine!!.
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Indian Dj afro movies after 2hrs."Mtazamaji kumbuka hii yote ni hadithi alikua anahadithia. ".
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Kumbe better days zinanunuliwa na mimi niko hapa nangoja zifike.
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Leo nimejiita kamkutano and let me tell you, sahii tuko maandamano😂😂.
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Unasomea exams vizuri, kumbe akili imeweka disappearing messages🥲.
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Kunakuanga na kapeace fulani ukiwa umetulia peke yako not talking to anyone. umetulia tu.
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Pale highschool entertainment ukiwa na flash ikona mix ya hot grabba
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Ukifika 20 years story za kupiga luku wachia highschoolers na wasanii.
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Kumbe hizo novel mnajifanya kusoma ni ngwat! imejaa huko ndaniii!.
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Ushainua mtungi haina maji na nguvu yako yote. baas hivo ndio mtu huskia akipata dame hana akili😂💀.
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Unashangaa mbona life inakufavor hii design. Kumbe kuna wasichana wanne mahali wanakuombea wakidhani we ni partner yao 😂.
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Sasa hata graduation ya PP2 unalia? Nani hajui kukunywa uji na kulala saa nane😂.
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Why does any truth or dare have to deal with sexual questions, can't we ask about government and politics?.
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Lifestyle ya Campus isifanye usahau effort ya mzazi. wewe ndie unajua kwenu.
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Akikuuliza "where did you get my number" muambie I'll explain when we meet for coffee. Hii inanasa mpaka mkalee😂😅.
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Next year mambo ya kuwa presentable should be my first priority, hii mambo ya kukaa yakuza naacha.
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Unakaa chini unakumbuka school id itamaliza shule mbele yako.😂😂.
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Ukimaliza Course ndio utajua mbona lec aliamua kuwa mwalimu.
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Umepiga vans zako freshi alafu mtu anasema umevaa rabas, kubabake.😂.
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Pale highschool kukula chakula after mwalimu ashapinduka kuandika kwa blackboard was the real squid game💀😂.
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Unaangalia mtu wako vile ameiva unajiambia kimoyomoyo "hapa nayo siwezi kuwa peke yangu"😂.
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Forex made me realize why women stay in Toxic relationships💔.
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Nimeenda kununua gas nikapata mtungi imebaki ni ya pink. Heri nilale njaa kuliko nipike na gas ya pink.
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Nilikuwa nathani nikiwa na fifty mbili nitakuwa na two fifty lakini after kupiga hesabu vizuri nikaona one fifty plus one fifty ni mia tatu😂.
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Gari za ushago heri dere aendeshe kichwa ikiwa nje lakini si akuache😂😂.
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Tafuta mtu umueke kwa nyumba uwache kutembea na funguo kama form 1.
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Kenyans be calling their kids all english names but "Murphy" is where they draw the line😂😂.
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"Naeza kuona lini kabla nirudi Nairobi" hii mistari ni surebet.
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Kama unaweza lala kwa Dem Hadi uote, unafaa kuwa in the military.😂😂.
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That awkward moments when you expect me to hug you. then pap handshake ya kiyahudi😂💀.
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I am proof that a person can survive without good morning or goodnight texts😂.
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The worst thing unaeza fanya Campus ni kulink mzazi na landlord.
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Kama simu yako ikona ile warning ya free up some space you still have a long way to go😂💔.
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Ati food for thought ikiongezewa avocado inakuwa ova thinking?🤔.
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Unaongea na msichana reasoning yake inakupea confidence ya kukaa single.
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Kiherehere ya kujua probability isifanye uipeleke kwa muhindi😂💀.
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As a man ukigongewa dem you should take that secret to the grave with you. wachana na mambo ya kuopen up.
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First i was born without my permission, now the Future is in my hands
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Umetulia na stress zako ukiwa umesota alafu fresher anakuambia umuekee pocket money yake ndio isipotee😂😂.
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Expensive alcohol and clothing are not an achievement. Black child wake up!.
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Hii semester nataka kuwa very serious nijue hii course inahusu nini.
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Ukienda kuficha Avocado alafu upate zingine zimefichwa hapo
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Pale highschool stima zilikua zinapotea ukizubaa kiasi unalimwa dictionary ya kichwa 😂😂can't forget.
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Sikuhizi ukona 10k M-PESA, alafu ukishanunua Mkate, unga na nyanya 3 ushaingia Fuliza🥲.
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Teachers before they draw something on the board: "I'm not an artist but let me try."😂.
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Usikimbie kudate dame wa kanisa kama aliwacha dhambi wewe ni nani😂😂.
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