klurp (🔜Lost in Dreams)
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waxing your hole on YouTube just to be a side :/ now what was that all about
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why did I just see Cardi B at a Wetzel’s Pretzels in a NJ mall
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my brother moved out today so I checked on my mom 😐
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@waist0fspace
“subletting” no you’re describing a 10x10 illegal Airbnb with your roommates Sock and Tadpole who haven’t done dishes in 4 days
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this vid my bf sent from Ezoo during Tiësto’s set… 💀 so glad I refused to buy another ticket after they canceled Friday
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@IanMacAllen
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Japan has a system where train station workers will give cards issued by the train company apologizing for the lateness and punched with how long the delay was, which is honored by employers and schools. I imagine this would be a decent system but it’s the MTA 🤷🏻♂️
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hooked up with a guy who works as a consultant in my office I can’t do this this is my 9/11 and I’m being so serious 😭
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this is what they do to you if you wear deodorant in San Francisco
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@jpbrammer
there is no better sleep than the sleep you get in those impossibly tight bedsheets and the coldest AC you've ever felt in your life
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this was me btw here’s the first text he sent me on his meth binge
I literally can’t stop thinking about this ask that I got
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@MyArtisMylife
yeah my linguistics degree has nothing for this one. but I did understand it. hope this helps! 👍
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@sweetposting
and then they send some dude named Jim who shows up at 999:01 PM and he arrests himself
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@RlCKYRAGE
I would do anything to hear this for the first time at the club when it first came out I just know it went crazy
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that’s it. said goodbye to my ex for likely the last time. I will likely never see him and soon never talk to him again. he’s deploying and I’m moving to SF. never thought I’d have to say bye to someone who’s been in my life consistently for 4.5 years. sad but moving forward
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for reasons I can’t explain, this is one of my fav images
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I made chocolate from scratch. like very scratch. bean to bar scratch. it took 9 days. please clap
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this hike went from .5 miles to 7.5 miles on accident 🤒
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@rb17460
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he also sold his son’s 3DS for what looks like $30 and his son’s Xbox for $40 👍
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getting this so I can fact check bitches who insist they’re “hung”
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ngl this year started off great! but little did I know <3
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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I dated a consultant and all I learned is that their job is meetings about nothing and then hanging out. it’s like glorified daycare for adults
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…dad… bod…? where? 😭
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well why the fuck is her mailbox built like a god damn oven then 😭
How hot is in Texas?? 🥵🔥 This woman BAKED BREAD IN HER MAILBOX!! Roberta Wright, who lives in a suburb of Houston, posted these photos on Facebook to show just how hot it is! She truly baked the bread in her mailbox!! It took 45 minutes! 🍞😮
📸: Roberta Wright
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week off the gym involuntarily but nevertheless we back
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@steamyporkbuns
“it’s gonna make a lot of noise” literally they’re so quiet? I used to live near the Roosevelt Island Tram and it makes like. not a peep lol
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here’s to the end of one of the most mentally exhausting years of my life. please be kind to me 2024 🫶🏻
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something about these two
Been a while since i did one of these but
Can everyone show me their hottest moustache pic plz? K thx
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You have to be a very sick ass mf to swallow cum.🧍🏾♂️
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