@jjkilleentcu
seen you dunk-throw a nerf football 108 yds-a fastball 83 mph without warming up-play 9 holes under par running in 27 minutes-par a 670 yd par 5 with only a 60 degree-make enough putts to get to the moon & u can’t shoot a Red Rhyder better than a 4 yr old?
#shocked
@JohnPetersonFW
We can get rich on whatever fat eliminating drugs you boys are taking cuz those 452 beers you drank at my house earlier this week have at least 200 calories each!
@BigEinBigD
left out of keep the driver in the galaxy story (he hit two greens wind was 40 mph)
@valerotxopen
@jjkilleentcu
tells the
@PGATOUR
scoring official as he signs for a 74 that it’s really a 68 cuz he’s probably a 6 handicap! Everyone in scoring trailer lost it!🤣
@CallawayDeanT
@JohnPetersonFW
Dean’s right-in 1909 they formed the Abilene Pressed Brick Co-they found a clay deposit while bldg the railroad. I was the engineer on the 10 story bank bldg in Downtown Abilene in mid 80s we tore an old bldg down & threw thousands of those away-wish we would have kept them!
@jjkilleentcu
It was of time & money -the v grooves need some grass on the face to take spin off (rough) there is little rough on tour and too many courses in the last 20 yrs have changed rough around greens to tightly mowed run off areas!
@KipHenley
@jjkilleentcu
The issues with Diet Coke : no nutritional value,artificial sweetener disturbs gut bacteria balance, blood sugar regulation & can increase hunger cravings for higher calorie foods. Text me address Kipper and I’ll send you some high quality low acid coffee
@danny__woodhead
@jjkilleentcu
@JohnPetersonFW
Wouldn’t intimidate Mark Brooks or John Daly - used to bet on how many darts they smoked a round -usually a photo finish around 30 cigs if your betting the over under-
@ClubProGuy
bigger women’s locker room coming (2 people will use)a couch no one will ever sit on! Tv never watched-bathroom in shower area-Bench to shave legs in shower-No curtains-shower doors non see thru-room to change in shower area won’t walk nude or wrapped in towel to lockers!
@HogeGolf
@BRENTHENLEY
it’s
3ft -2/12 inches closer to home plate than to first base. 60.5 ft to home from center of rubber vs 63.7 ft to first! Nice between shot conversations on
@PGATOUR
@jjkilleentcu
Be interesting to see which one gets more roll out! Think we should do a comparison- I’m sure the R&A would be very excited to help us test!
@BigEinBigD
@KipHenley
Kipper or the guy that takes a piss doesn't wash his hands shakes everyone's on 18 green and reaches in the peanut M&M bowl in the 19th hole
@jjkilleentcu
you must have had too many Shiners today & forgot circa 2012 practice round at Spyglass, playing with
@jaykokrak
-4th hole wind blowing 30 mph into us-elevation sea level-temp cold-he hits driver over green! Stronger than team of Borax mules!
@LogRobs
@jjkilleentcu
6th hole-par 5 Mira Vista in Fort Worth The wind was blowing 30 mph straight in so we decided to play it with 60 * wedges & make it a par 8-he skulled 3 wedges 670 yds onto to green & 2 putted Don’t bet against
@jjkilleentcu
on a prop bet. Btw he can hook a shot around earth!