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as a mumbaiker u literally can't say "oh I feel cold" without some delhite popping out of thin air like a fucking jinn going "u haven't even experienced thand you'd freeze 2 death in delhi ki asli thand toh delhi main hoti hai weak ass" like MAAF KARDO NAHI DEKHNI DELHI KI SARDI
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@OkSandhya
"wHY dO yOu gUyS nOT uNdErStanD tHat hArsSInG uBER dRiVeRs iS oKaY jUsT i hATe tHE tASTe oF mY oWN mEDiCiNe"
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from “darwaze bai taraf khulenge” to “darwaze band honar aahe”
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men say a lot of things and not one of them is the truth
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perks of dating a delhite
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i only use twitter when i’m not in a stable relationship so that explains my 4 year gap on my twt resume
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i mean tum 24 ghante available hoge toh obviously he’ll come back
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i’ve GOT to marry a man with a sea-facing flat in Bandra West
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@blublubluberri
once my date had a poster on his washroom that’s said “pads are in the cupboard above the sink”
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@fakeanisha
abbey oh apni suar jaisi shakal dekh pehle bsdk looks as if swallowed a fucking square block
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shock your followers w facts about you:
-literally useless
-no skill at all
-bitchless
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“you hate the rain? how can anyone hate the rain?”
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@pinkporschepls
hit send, do it for the plot bestie, YOLO, because what if they move on? don’t let them go, you will regret when you’re still missing him and he’s with someone else
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yeh sab karke he was seeing other people
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pura din sochan vich langda;
tere liye hun jeeyetein maru
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kissed a guy with dimples and curly hair last night only to leave him to go meet the one who truly matters :(
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sometimes i think of installing hinge then i remember these losers and change my mind
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this girl is i$rael supporter guys, we were standing for Rafah and discussing spreading awareness on the space while she was booing us and using slur words….
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i want him
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teri maa mere moot mein naachti hai, apni cheenkkee aankhein kholegi toh malum padega… g@
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nikalna chodd ke 2 plate momos laga aur twt pe engagement lena chodd ke apne dalle baap ko bol ghar pe wapis aa jaye
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so i blocked my crush for good this time because he was flirted with me 3 times in a row and i do not trust him because my mind assumed that maybe he has less girls in his roster so now he’s just getting horny in MY dms!!! and i got so mad i just straight up blocked him
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i relate to Jim from The Office, started his first job only as a job then it becomes a career….
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you’re the sunflower, i think your love would be too much
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attachment is more about the absence of them than the presence of
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imagine an account named literally c0ffEe aNd cIggArEtTes complaining against a big commercial airline on TWT 😭😂
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barbie has a good day everyday, but ken only has a good day if barbie looks at him
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behenchod kashemere gate pe swimming karke metro pe chadhna pada
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so all humans in all cultures managed to imagine fairies, right?
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meri math maari gayi thi september mein usse call karke pehli baar milne bulane ke liye
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i’ve never seen a guy look good with lush hair and dimples
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i wish he liked me as much as this other dude likes me
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pune names are so weird like wtf is hinjewadi, pimpri chinchwad, and BHOSARI ?!?!?!?
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my fault was that i liked him way more than he liked me
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rockstar in theatre is like a much needed mohit chauhan concert
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these ugly people are the only ones wearing good cologne like stop
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i wonder if there are times when we both unknowingly meet on the same chat screen- reading the same texts at the same time
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Friend ke LinkedIn “Got a job!” post pe “Finally!” comment kar diya ab kalesh ho raha hai
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the worst genre of people are ones who act very serious and better-than-you on twitter
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ek din apni maut fake karke pahado pe chale jayungi
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“hi team, logging out early today kyuki mera honestly ho gaya hai maa chudao”
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i feel like i have so much potential to be toxic, i’m just stuck in my lover girl phase
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i’m glad that Indians are embracing being Left and Liberal but now is not the time to be woke guys, mere stocks 📈📈bacha lo pls 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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we don’t talk anymore but he doesn’t know that i wanted to bake brownies for him in my hostel so i specially bought the brownie mix, a baking tray, and even butter paper; just for him
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born to live in the countryside, forced to live in metro cities
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