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8 months
no rizz just the ability to remember every little detail you’ve mentioned when we talk
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9 months
“liked your story” time to buy her a dyson airwrap
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4 months
the dopamine release from stationery shopping much more potent than scrolling thru reels
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6 months
Hritik Roshan after kissing Katrina in ZNMD
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4 months
your parents getting you internships through connections is nepotism
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2 years
“replied to your story” be in my story
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@stympaul
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2 years
one day i’ll specially go to gujarat for garba kolkata for pujo chennai for onam mumbai for ganpati purani dilli for eid
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2 years
remember when the reason for someone’s breakup was boards
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5 months
election twitter like one of those lockdown twitter days
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3 months
can’t spell aurat without aura
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7 months
“do it for the plot” yes everything i’ve been doing is for my khandaani zameen
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3 years
happy women’s day
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2 years
she is a 10 bahane karke le gaye dil
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2 years
insta notes is ok but what is this new feature where she changes her username to instagrammer
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@stympaul
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6 months
A dating app for gymdudes and gymdudesses called Dumble
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@stympaul
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2 years
idc how much life puts pressure on me i won’t smoke cigarettes
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7 months
post holi afternoon nap is unbeatable
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6 months
Itni garmi mein warm regards bhej rahein hain batao, sharam karlo
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9 months
best bollywood movie poster hands down
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@stympaul
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3 years
someone put vaseline on my dry texts
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2 years
fuck clubbing, let’s go for a late night drive where we’re the dj
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4 months
born to send a reel, forced to save it cuz you have no one and would send it to a future someone
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4 months
barbeque nation is clubbing for parents
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@stympaul
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2 years
“i’m not a substitute in every game trust me”
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2 years
beer tastes like piss, vodka tastes like sanitiser and rum tastes like homeopathy
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2 years
“liked your story” be in my story
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@stympaul
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9 months
how am i supposed to find someone if i’m against the concept of dating apps cuz i find them too shallow
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9 months
whatsapp is the top tier of chatting, if i chat w u on whatsapp u’re special to me
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9 months
arranged marriages are so sorted, 15 mins of irl talking stage and boom haldi ceremony
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@stympaul
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2 years
miss those 9xm yearly mashups, that was the actual wrapped
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@stympaul
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5 months
Bas yap karwalo madam se bas nap karwalo madam se
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5 months
Lana del ray, naam se toh bengali hai
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5 months
watching election result live stream like kids watch ishowspeed
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8 months
soft launching my break up by removing whatsapp dp
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2 years
u post her on gf day, she’ll post u on rakhi
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3 years
lips naturally so dark ppl ask me for a lighter😔
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2 years
dal chawal after a trip
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10 months
boondi raita but the boondi HAS to be crispy
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4 months
so lonely, pinned my own chat
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@stympaul
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10 months
the worst person you know claims they’re from delhi but are actually from gurgaon/noida
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2 months
whenever I get a ‘xyz joined Telegram’ notification, I just assume they’re preparing for an entrance exam
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2 years
diwali party ke liye dost bhi toh hone chahiye
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5 months
Apparently Burrata is a cheese and not a punjabi exclamation
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@stympaul
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2 years
queen this queen that when will u be my queen
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3 months
farmer’s market bol rahi hai, mandi bol sabzi mandi
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2 years
i noticed how i’ve unknowingly started writing they/them instead of he/she in exams
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2 years
ur funny is the greatest compliment after nice socks
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2 years
i was never a peppa pig kid, always a shin chan kid
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9 months
aloo parantha is the best thing to come out of potatoes, french fries a close second
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7 months
‘pakka’ is so much better than your ‘for sure’
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2 years
nobody: girls getting their first tattoo: 🦋
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2 years
will give her the entire outer crust on a samosa
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24 days
yeh sabrina carpenter se wooden flooring theek karwa leta hun
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1 year
delhi/ncr air smells sweeter cuz the flowers on these trees bloom around diwali time
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2 years
i’m an outfit repeater cuz i have a washing machine
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2 years
no wonder my order comes late
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2 years
waiting 19 hours to like her photo so my notification stands out
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@stympaul
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10 months
december was too expensive for me, all ur friends come back for holidays, u meet them at expensive ass lunches i’m broke asf
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2 years
why is that my parents always check up on me whenever i am on a study break and not when i’m studying
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3 years
“huh” can’t what “hain” can
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2 years
miss when she used to corrected my grammar
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2 years
halwa channa poori the holy trinity
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2 years
UPI is the worst financial decision i’ve taken
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10 months
college society r such cults, meine apne real bhai ko aaj tak bhaiya nahi bulaya, tujhe bhaiya kyun bolun?
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2 years
wow u’re so cool u call gym jim
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2 years
is everyone’s insta fyp glitched w architecture and landscapes???
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2 years
qt w ur ugly exam month pics
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podcasts is too new, i’m loyal to my RJs from radio mirchi, red fm, 92.7 and 94.3
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6 months
Me watching my own story a hundred times just to listen to 15 seconds of the amazing song I’ve chosen
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7 months
talking stage over, cetaphil se dosti khatam, hand soap se face wash shuru
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9 months
i think all finance ppl go to starbucks and all artsy ppl go to blue tokai
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2 years
the entire point of ig is to give others fomo
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2 years
i think i’m becoming a boring person as i’m growing up
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2 years
epigamia gf dahi bf
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2 years
need a gf whose pic i can keep in my wallet
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thank god my parents didn’t name me aryan
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10 months
jesus jayanti ki hardik shubhkamnaye, jai mary maiyya di
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2 years
‘i’m from delhi’ oh which part ‘um gurgaon’
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3 years
bc kal kya pehen ke jaon school uniforms hi sahi the
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2 years
wanna share an umbrella w sm1 this monsoon
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2 years
questions in black pen answers in blue pen
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na koi ex hai na koi y na kisi ko gm hai na kisi ko hi
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2 years
i think mountains >> beaches
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3 years
twitter is unfair :(
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2 years
something about these type of characters
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7 months
someone just came up to me and asked me if i was chaardiwari, what’s a chaardiwari
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2 years
twt will see first cuz twt better
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‘u’re from gurgaon, you don’t look like u’re from gurgaon’ sorry i’ll get my scorpio and take u to galleria
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53 taking stages
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i’ll make u my paytm dp so i have ur photograph in my digital wallet
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2 years
what’s the point of being funny and having curly hair if i can’t talk to a girl
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sorry sorry kerala for onam*
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3 years
mfs clear the du cutoff once and then forget how to study
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2 years
can’t believe i’m getting canceled for not smoking 😭🤣
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laccha parantha is the desi version of a croissant
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rip
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little miss changed her username to instagrammer, weird
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2 years
gaslight
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thanks pfizer
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ugly laptop selfies during study months n 0 access to phone
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