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day 2 of listening to new music : car seat headrest is pretty cool and chill i like it
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STOP TALKING ABOUT KIDS AND MAKING WEIRD COMMENTS ON THEIR APPEARANCE CREEPS!!!!
Abhishek ruined her genes 🙂
It would be better if she got only Aishwarya Rai's genes
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god forbid a woman has a life outside of family and workplace
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you're ashamed of telling people that your prime minister is educated and sound and doesn't have a god complex?
Imagine telling someone Rahul Gandhi is our prime minister 😶
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i have so much respect for people who cut off or control sugar in their diet, literally god's strongest soldier
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'modi hi aa raha hai why are you celebrating' do u have any idea how the parliament works?
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i will sound annoying but waking up at 6am to go workout and being done with shower and breakfast latest by 10am helps a lot to keep u from going insane
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man is just doing normal wedding guest stuff it's not that serious
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vietnamese iced coffee from blue tokai, you have rocked my world
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just want to be a smart gf with academic achievements who stresses out over her grades and has a bf who is proud of her and is always there to calm her nerves but unfortunately i'm dumb and no one likes me
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dating anyone from the same institution, school, college, or work, is a bad BAD idea
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i dont even listen to rap music but certified lover boy? certified pedophile WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCK EM UP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP IMMA DO MY STUFF why you trolling like a b**** aint u tireddddd TRYNNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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kya ek doosre ka lauda chuste rehte ho din bhar
I extend my warmest congratulations to Prime Minister Narendra Modi on being reelected for a third consecutive term.
May the friendship between India and Israel continue to surge towards new heights. Badhaai Ho !
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tbvh, everyone is a little biased towards conventionally good looking people even if they don't accept it
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do men realize that the number of matches they get on dating apps or the number of women sliding into their dms would increase exponentially if they post goofy cute ass smiling pictures of themselves
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tit for tat is when someone shows you their tattoo and you show them your tit in return
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1. men
2. aadmi
3. purush
4. mard
5. male humans
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dekhna abhi dheere dheere karke sab isko sar par chadha lenge fir he will do or say something that proves he's a man after all
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she is extremely pretty wdym
Imagine sending marriage proposals to this kaluti with specs, ugly nose and a big ass forehead. What's wrong with indian men? Have some standard bois.
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butter chicken is as overrated as fuck, we have better chicken dishes in this country that need to be appreciated
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i am very sure that ayesha takia in that dress awakened something in me
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ma'am, respectfully, we don't want to know anything more about the relationship between you and your husband
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all men are written by women, but it's your job to figure out whether it's jane austen or colleen hoover
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female masturbation is called bhindi because lady finger
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i was happy that we were all finally getting over situationships but now i have been introduced to benching and lord i think we are in hell already
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"performance based incentives/stipend" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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not everyone has the same circumstances or the privilege to speak out, stfu and stop moral policing
you should be ashamed of yourself if you have family voting for bjp btw. no use in yelling out progressive politics on twitter dot com if you csnt convince at least one person to switch their vote
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he's not wrong considering how this country made a movie like animal so successful
That Dhruv Rathee video is less a movie review and more of a PSA to announce India as dumb, sexually frustrated and intellectually incompetent.
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when i get rich my loyal tweet likers will be taken care of
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genz leftist twt made this election so funny
DIMPLE BHABHI HATIYE AAJ AKHILESH BHAIYA KE LAUDE PAR MAIN BAITHUNGA
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synonyms for intercourse I'm wheezing😭😭😭😭😭
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you said this despite having a degree in it and professional qualification, the least you could do is apologize ma'am
My roman empire is the unqualified influencers who claim they care abt mental health & that’s why they’re providing paid “therapy” to their followers but if they TRULY cared about it, they would go to uni & get the degrees to be a therapist but they don’t cuz they don’t care
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at least have the decency to hide the name considering how the company hounds them down for things like this
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what is this flirting and talking stage lets just start living together and cook dinner everyday while listening to good music
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he thought he pulled the sexy old man aged like fine wine look but unfortunately he can't
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@vetusdeus112
imagine names fancy like thesis and antithesis and your elder sibling is named guddu
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I made blue cupcakes for Percy's bday, and they turned out nice👉👈
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we all had the same thought while reading this
Amit Shah knows when to bend and when to wield the danda. I have seen him in both modes.
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on behalf of all women, we don't give a shit
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one exam once a year to test if someone is eligible is kind of unfair, draining, and misses out on loads of genuinely talented people who were just a bit unlucky on that one day
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Football twt literally canceled sad boi, horny and independence day twt lmaoo I'm a fan 😭respect😭
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weather in other countries: summer, rainy, autumn, winter, spring
weather in india: maut vaali garmi, aandhi toofan vaali baarish, rooh jamaa dene vaali thand
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cheat on u? id change the trajectory of my life just to be with you
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then I looked him in his eyes, in the heat of the moment he pinned me against thewall our lips almost touching each other nd I could feel his warm breath on my face,"take those clothes off baby"he whispered in my ear. All I could do was go weak on my knees nd submit myself to him
I met my brother
#ArnabGowswami
, he kissed me on the forehead, I hugged him. I told him -"We won it chief". He replied -" This is just the start". Thankyou people for supporting
#Arnab
. He will roar louder, spirits are very high. We will continue to serve India.
#ArnabIsBack
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@deathofsid
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hey you do know that your parents are supposed to pay for your education, and it doesn't mean you owe them anything it's literally their duty
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unfortunately i cannot be silly and hehe my way out of an interview
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you think I'm waiting for their text???lmaoooooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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would like to thank everyone who made my tweet go viral either through hate or love😋
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does anyone even like girls with like boycut or very short hair?????
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this is exactly how i felt when instagram removed the activity tab
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couldn't even text me with those hands, orgasm karwane toh kaafi dur ki baat ho gayi
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change of environment and travelling helps a lot when you're not ready for therapy, it is not the woman's fault for choosing to take a break this way
you're completely missing the point in the most terrible way possible
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oomfs getting closer to other oomfs sometimes makes me so jealous and then i have to remind myself this isn't school anymore
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another day of remembering every person who tells me i am being 'too much of a feminist' and that it is not needed anymore, fuck off each and every one of you
Five-Year-Old Girl Raped By Two Schoolmates During Lunch Break In UP: Police
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close friends on ig is just 50 of your twt oomfies and like 5 irls
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Shy people. Are. So. Damn. Adorable. like lemme wrap you up in a blanket and give you something nice and hot to drink 😭
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this one guy i follow here is so cute i wish i could ask him out on a date
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a good boyfriend should be liking all of your stories regardless of what they are about
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leave the man and the marriage, no person should be with someone whose friends disrespect you without any consequences
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ugly with the potential to give you skin infections and stds
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you have a filthy mindset for calling them uneducated when they are ones who have been voting the most and trying to bring a change unlike the so called educated urban population who don't even bother to get their voter ids made
it’s so obvious that congress has targeted the uneducated people for votes
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mrinininini is at the stage where she can tweet something like "bread" and that tweet will bang
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pissing off north and south indians together by having gobhi ka paratha with coconut chutney (honestly it banged ngl)
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GUYSSSSSSSSSSDHHDJFJFJFKDKDJDJDJDJJD I LOVE MIDORI SO MUCH I WILL BUILD A SHRINE FOR THEM
mere toh aish hai tum log apna apna dekh lo💪
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so umm, I officially come out as bi okay I've been confused for a long time but now I kinda know so, hehe
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kangana really thought she could still get away with things😭babe the public is angry now and there's no stopping
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samdish bhatia jitna kaleshi aur bakchod banna hai kisi din
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shawty has never seen the constitution or a history book
i’m sorry but if you don’t speak hindi living in india no matter which corner u were born and brought up in, that shit is embarrassing.
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WHY THE FUCK ARE MY NEIGHBORS WATCHING NINJA HATORI AT 2:55 AM
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a bad south indian meal would be so dosappointing
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there is NO WAY someone wrote this and thought yeah that looks fine we'll put it in the movie
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you sliding into the wrong c00chie bruh😭😭😭
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Face reveal I was so scared about this lmaoo☠
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if i had a rupee for everytime i came across someone who has a pencil lead in their hand then i would have two rupees which isnt much but still weird that i know two people like this
it's still there. My precious nataraj pencil lead.
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turning 23 sounds so serious, it cannot be a real age
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absolutely hate it when someone is driving badly and my dad or brother go 'must be a woman' and i'm arguing with them that that's not necessary but then they overtake the driver and we see that it indeed was a woman like
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i looked soooo good today, if twt wasn't a doxxing hellsite i would have posted media
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Now I know where all the fanboys' emotional availability is spent, its football 💀
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one of the reasons I hate men is because I'm not allowed to wear shorts outside of my house because of them💀
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being friends with me is amazing, i am extremely and easily replacable, wont ever confront you if you get mad, you can leave and come back at your convenience, i will give you the same amount of attention even if u dont, and u can always come to me when no one is there for u
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celebrate karte karte yeh mt bhool jaana ki congress ko bhi dekhna hai ki yeh stance maintain kare😭need to still make sure they do the work that bj party couldn't or wouldn't do and continue to work on taking them down
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me and who (it's past midnight pls understand)
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all a man needs to do is grow a beard and my crush on them will be gone just as fast as it came
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this one friend in college doesn't use any kind of social media,, today we all were exchanging songs and he said he will send me some and 3 out of the 4 songs he sent were made popular through reels and it's so cute yet funny bcs he doesn't know these are reel and tiktok songs-
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yet to meet an engineer who actually picked up a book to read about a historical, political or social event and not just picked up their entire understanding of it from reddit
Engineers can do humanities better than humanities students can do humanities
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idk if its good enough
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do i miss the person or do i miss the amount of access i had to them when we were close
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want to get drunk and make out with some guy rn but i look so fucking ugly lmfaoo
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jab sadak par sabke saamne caste aur religion ke basis par insaan ko jaan se maar dete hai tab aise logo ke muh mein dahi jam jaata hai
I would never associate myself with the far left because you can’t be raising your voices against corrupt officials who abuse their powers and then celebrate an officer slapping somebody because of what she said, no matter how vile she might be, in the same breath. Shameful.
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