manic nixon dream girl
@kennixonette
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my name is mars im the watergate himejoshi and audrey horne enthusiast 💋 priv is @lyndon_b_jelqin and the love of my life is @nixmao
she/her | 20 | ⚢ | UK | eng+es
Joined February 2024
I dress as her outside of halloween is the issue
@nixmao @kennixonette are you/have you dressed up as Audrey for Halloween.
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never understood why this image doesn't specify how many inches soft the gf is
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this was genuinely worse than watergate.
President Nixon’s morning begins with his last meal in the White House, consisting of his favorite foods: pineapple with cottage cheese on top, and a glass of warm milk.
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mao's reaction to watergate is so funny. he was standing up for oomf no matter what
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one of the most significant moggings in history, I have fond memories of watching this in mewology class as a young chud.
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I don't even get these videos because there's nothing actually sexual happening here, the guys watching this are just gooning to the concept of gooning itself.
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insane how much better he looked here.
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RIP richard nixon you would have loved kamala harris
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I don't have a kpop bias so I made me and Richard Nixon
everyone needs to use this picrew to make themselves and their bias rn. and reply or qrt w ur results
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this image was taken seconds after the world's most homophobic joke was uttered.
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'please tell him I still think of him' is insane too like . the yearning.
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@tungolwitga the way the heights are not proportional, the height difference being ridiculous in the first place, the fact that the guys abs are pointy, "8 inches soft", so many things about this picture grind my gears.
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@chumflix it looks like it could be but I looked into it and the photo was actually taken by arnold newman in 1961 ! here's a picture of him taking the picture
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why did dad get me the che guevara cigarette case
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the way 'nixon' spelled backwards is nixon. his mind omg.
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@nixmao what was going on with UK secondary school history departments in this era bc my school had us draw Nazi propaganda posters in year 9 😭.
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ok guys I looked into it and this thing is still active and they've updated the bitmoji 😭
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this is how Nixon thought he'd look if they put face powder on him for the 1960 debate.
if you do make up for male politicians on tv, i would love to interview you!. (this is a serious request)
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nixons most autistic moment was when he agreed to have an interview with hunter s thompson, who despised him, just so he could yap about football which he was completely obsessed with and thompson was weirded tf out 😭
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I like that this has got people replying with other funny jfk pictures. he was always in situations.
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he and rfk truly looked like yakub's most nefarious creations
nixon looked like a racist caricature of an ethnicity we haven’t seen yet.
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@User_Buxtehude I think so 😭 it looks weird bc of the lighting but i feel like theres too much texture for it to be ai and ive also seen it in this meme before ai generated images were rly a thing
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@lesbtones "work at a gentleman's club" is a crazy way to describe what laura palmer was experiencing.
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che guevara smoking a cigar and reading goethe’s faust during the fight against batistas troops in las villas.(c. 1957, cuban revolution)
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that little autistic kid in the shining after opening the elevator door:
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jeremy strong I have the role of a lifetime for u
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@Antigonos301 nixon/mao/kissinger is an extraordinarily complex ship that few will understand.
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You can kiss a hundred boys in moes.Drink a couple duff cause you’re Homer Simpson.
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jfk library: candlelit memorial at 8PM tonight in memory of graggle kennedy who was tragically killed by a falling piano in 1958. nixon library: our most sigma president gives PROOF that jane fonda DELAYED vietnam peace talks!!. lbj library:.
I’m supposed to be helping the President of the United States, but I’m a chill guy
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it gets worse guys. ☹️.
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some of u would fold.
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woke billy joel: sing us a song you're the pianx person.
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this is something nixon would have written about himself
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OMG HES PREGNANT. .
BIDEN TO MAKE MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT IN COMING DAYS: THE HILL.
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me and my piece of shit ageing twink vp who I hate.
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If the 'vp having sex with the president on inauguration day' tradition was real that would explain a lot about why jfk chose lbj.
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it almost makes u feel bad for nixon. like he didn't have a CHANCE 💀
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they fxcked omg.
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finding out Al Gore knows he has internet fangirls and is happy about it is very nice.
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never thought id see the day where white frat guys and sorority girls would start supporting trump . the worlds gone crazy i tell you!.
Something is happening on college campuses that we’ve never seen before… after a TIDAL WAVE of votes for Trump, they’re no longer HIDING their support. This is totally different from the last 2 cycles. There’s THOUSANDS of these videos on TikTok right now. The conditioning is
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@Punished_Jess mcgovern was transphobic and this is clearly a dig at the fact that nixon, his opponent, was transgender. do better next time :/.
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@girlfell_ I think the words were added onto the image later and the original art is supposed to be some anime characters but it's still funny someone would think this is what a 6'4" guy and 4'11" girl would look like next to each other.
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being around donald for too long has turned him into a sassy straight guy im crying.
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monica lewinsky was genuinely so hot like every time I see her I get a little short of breath.
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richard nixon if he was a young adult today.
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seeing how nixon ate in his everyday life really makes me think deeply about how he would have responded to the exquisite chinese banquets mao offered him during the china trip.
Today I made Richard Nixon’s Avocado Lemon Jello salad. It is the worst thing I ate all year.
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does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes
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this is how nixon responded whenever anyone blamed his actions on his upbringing.
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@ParticleMen jfk spent his entire life dying and needed 50 different drugs to get out of bed each morning and still mogged nixon so hard it drove him to insanity for the rest of his life . like thats crazy.
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Jimmy Carter when he decided to go by Jimmy instead of James
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@NEVERLOGGINGOUT it's amazing that people have willingly trained themselves to do this it feels like some weird cia experiment.
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YUP
once i get a bullet bra it's over for everyone else on the planet.
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it's so crazy how these were the results and he STILL cheated. nixon was spiritually an insecure emo teenage girl and that's beautiful in a way.
52 years ago today: . President Nixon was re-elected in a historic landslide, winning 49 out of 50 states.
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ppl saying it's just age but this is what obama looks like now, like he's totally fine and just looks like an old guy so what happened to elo
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the fit is literally just too good from all angles, I feel like an evil secretary, its so peak
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shirt stolen from thomas jefferson.
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being autistic is just experiencing this in most relationships u have during the formative years of ur life and possibly longer.
>wife yells at husband for lego obsession .>now he’s pulling away, ghost of former self
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ok so apparently he did play him in something this is so awesome.
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