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Hello
@_Debbie_OA
, the City of Ottawa is offering you and your beautiful family free Canadian citizenship if you’re willing to “move out” up north! Please accept my congratulations. 🤝
Mayor of Ottawa. 🇨🇦
SIR DICKSOOOOON
@Wizarab10
this tv is big o, ahhhh, we'll have to move out. There's no space here.
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The music still playing is a perfect example of “ life will go on”.
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Happy birthday to me. 🎉🍾🥂
No be where I dey last year be this. 🎵💃🕺
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Make I use this one hold body first till March 11. 😀
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“I said I wanted a Benz this time around, you still got me another Tesla. Me I cannot be charging 2 cars upandan jare.” Imagination wan kill me. 😃
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Osimhen when next he sees Napoli Kwakwanso after the international break.
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This year is for thanksgiving and giving thanks. HappyNewYear2023 ❤️
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“I know my geography well”, oya which part of Lagos is this?
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Toddlers will just wake up and first thing ask themselves “where the danger at?”. 🤷♂️
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Thanks y’all for the special birthday wishes and prayers. Eshey, Daalu, Nagode. 🙏
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To relocate back to Nigeria or not, please advise me as a brother. 🤔
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@CodedPaulo
@Am_Blujay
I was reading this in yankee ascent till I saw shege pro max. Bro you do this one o! Banger boy! 💪
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I don commot my hand for anything wey concern Nigeria. ✌️
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These 2 have something in common. Dem dey press die. ⚽️
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At this rate, election suppose be annual event. Una go sit up by force. Tueh! 👐
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You post emilokan today, you chop blocking. No time! ⛔️
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Happy wknd to only current & future Canadian citizens. 😀🍁🇨🇦
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You dey beg me money for WhatsApp and you dey support emilokan for status, hunger never beat you reach. You berra goan join 50 million recruits. 🌽
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This one stingy, that one stingy, may be you too dey beg. 🤭
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Why do you need my birth certificate when I’m a living proof that I was born.
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Me: Can a ruling party be an opposition party to the ruling party?
APC: Hold my beer.
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If you have conquered the “evil” urge to eat at midnight, you don’t know what God has done for you. 🍲
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In the UK you drive your car on the left, in Nigeria we drive what is left.
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BURNA BOY - CITY BOYS (AFRO-INDIAN VIDEO REACTION)
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Bread winner, bread winner, but you no even get bread for house.
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Never bite the fingers that once fed you don catch ulcer. 😃
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Did you know the population of Ireland’s capital city is really growing? In fact it’s Dublin (doubling). 😀
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The music still playing is a perfect example of “life goes on”.
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Me: How do I remove this elupee song from my head?
Also me after 5 secs: elupee 71, eluupeee 72… 🙆♂️
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Whatever God is offering you is always better than what you’re holding on to. Let go!
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Another weekend without your video calls;
Another week without your prayer texts.
Words fail me. Nothing can fill your space Dad!
Your baby misses you. 💔💎❤️
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If you marry the wrong spouse, even the devil leaves you. 👿
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Help me help me this weather dey carry me go where I no know o. 😀
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I get Indians must shake their head when talking; but shaking it while texting, braaa??? 🤷♂️
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@theGeekyMidget
2nd worst day of my life. Young 16 y/o trekking back from church, they stopped me and asked for “the” $2,000. I was so lost cos I cudnt even boast of N2,000. Harassed me with their rifles n tried forcing me into their danfo. Twas a big struggle. The trauma lingers! 💔
#EndSARS
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What are you expected to be doing when people are singing “happy birthday song” to you. 🧐
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There are 4 things you can’t get back in life: The word after it’s said, an opportunity after it’s missed, time after it’s gone, and trust after it’s lost. 🤔
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Those who knock on the door of public restrooms when it’s obviously occupied, do they wanna lap? 🤷♂️
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