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@keepoffgrasss
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19 days
hey yall im posting my classroom amazon link again im gonna update it later shoutout to everyone thats helped me the past 2 years
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@keepoffgrasss
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6 months
nevermind he cheated on me
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my bf just stopped watching a movie so we could watch it together and he said "that was my orange i peeled for you" lmao
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@keepoffgrasss
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these two tweets alone have permanently changed my life
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@keepoffgrasss
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@aliengrl33 he looks like a mixture of every man she dated in new girl
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@keepoffgrasss
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they should let teachers have a beer at lunch
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@keepoffgrasss
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3 years
@intrnetdaughter remember at the beginning of lockdown when people were like “people are going to have nothing to do but stay inside and create, we might have our own version of the renaissance” and this is all that happened
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@keepoffgrasss
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@veronicaaakirk @Soy_Ette05 the video wouldnt exist without adam blowing away the smoke or filming so
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@keepoffgrasss
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@antihemi they loved this one
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@keepoffgrasss
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southern women:
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Southern women:
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@keepoffgrasss
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3 years
right: the left are triggered snowflakes also right: little girl says i can love who i want and that is bad somehow 😡😡😡
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@keepoffgrasss
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@hbghw @mjhorgss burney do you need to talk to someone , this sounds personal
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@keepoffgrasss
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@katttesquad a lot of times looking at single motherhood is knowing that many men are terrible people. but looking at her single motherhood im like i suppose women can be terrible too.
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@keepoffgrasss
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@Fur1Kurisauri0 @xxmoncoeurs @dandysm0tt presenting u one of my favorite tweets ever
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@keepoffgrasss
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@lindawg we all do as a group
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@keepoffgrasss
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@j3wtalian shouldnt have made that book so good if they didn’t want me to read it in my 20s
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@keepoffgrasss
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@venusianvirgooo @aliengrl33 YES sam is the forehead of the operation
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@keepoffgrasss
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3 years
@venusianvirgooo @aliengrl33 specifically these men
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@keepoffgrasss
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@buzzfeedjenny @sinvariably the “good ventriloquist” boy died and they scrambled for a replacement to keep their group whole
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@keepoffgrasss
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@antihemi thinking about when i made a slideshow of ancient rome memes and my students actually got into it 😩🥰
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@keepoffgrasss
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3 months
doing my civic duty to america (being sexy and drinking beer)
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@keepoffgrasss
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2 years
@NiceyHustle @ImaniDH_ i was about to tweet how she didnt get a single drop on the white. spoke too soon but im still proud of her ☝️
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@keepoffgrasss
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@sugarblmqueen @cestkd if u can stop sayin it around one person u can stop sayin it around all people 🙄🙄🙄
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@keepoffgrasss
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3 years
@AsapThugJax @SadHornyTweeter @cjpreme @litluke2 @ultralightbeam also being “worth” an amount of money doesnt mean you ~have~ that much money at your disposal
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@keepoffgrasss
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@CharleeALaMode this is the biggest flex, do yall understand how hard it is to keep on with something you started as a lil baby!?!
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@keepoffgrasss
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this permanently altered my brain chemistry
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does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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@bwwlc420 @Xzaviay @sh4lissa “thatsabigwordfaElmo” im crying
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@tannertan36 the james charles impression is so good im crying
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@keepoffgrasss
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3 years
@bocxtop he said “were not all racist......... but i am”
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@keepoffgrasss
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5 months
gonna eat so much fundip today
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@keepoffgrasss
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2 years
@FeyHaeven @Corkyaaaaa 1 that is a tiny kitten. 2 hard does not mean impossible ☝️
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@keepoffgrasss
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3 months
this is the most homosexual thing i have ever seen come from a group of straight men
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@keepoffgrasss
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6 months
@notfxb he actually cheated 8 months ago and decided to tell me yesterday after i already quit my job (which he had plenty of time to tell me not to do bc he cheated)
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@keepoffgrasss
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3 years
@lucas_weves @intrnetdaughter i had so much hope that miss kitty would be right
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@keepoffgrasss
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3 years
@beyonddaangel hello i taught 6th grade last year so if it makes anyone feel better, tiktok preteens are not the majority, my students were awkward as hell and i loved them for it :,)
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@afrrobege @Kingsunflowerr @_vaeXvae @queenkimIip apparently it was created to “help sober people fit in at festivals” and stuff but it’s literally just a dumb way to capitalize on people
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@intersteIler millennial white women acting like gen z declared a war on skinny jeans and side parts
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@keepoffgrasss
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@popsick0 @notfxb ended my contract so i could start teaching closer to him lol
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@MargBarAmerica
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the south is largely an irredeemable cesspool. as a life long southerner never let anyone tell you otherwise.
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@keepoffgrasss
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@bilIyidol this happened to my buddy eric
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@keepoffgrasss
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apparently im the only 24 year old that likes to be single and go out anymore all my friends are selfishly “in relationships” where they “enjoy each others company” in places like their “homes”
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@quendergeer i love that you can look at someone, guess if theyre russian or not and probably be right
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@keepoffgrasss
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my bf just stopped watching a movie so we could watch it together and he said "that was my orange i peeled for you" lmao
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@MindNezz @mymixtapez she doesnt! but i always think its fun when racists get a nice f u from their favs
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@pollen196 if i was asap rocky i would sue this man
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@keepoffgrasss
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2 years
cant wait to celebrate the independence of beer from its can tomorrow
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@keepoffgrasss
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9 months
i waxed it he wins
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my student telling me i have a mustache while he sits out of recess for talking at lunch
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@Cdav261 yes the theme is me being vindicated for hating widely popular people
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@keepoffgrasss
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3 years
@BAAQ_ @jader_fromDKtur @opitersia @itskiroo NO WAY this reminds me of how they got laverne’s brother to play her in her episode. i will love that show forever and ever
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@keepoffgrasss
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went to a wedding
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@keepoffgrasss
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3 years
@antihemi here's the whole slideshow if anyone is interested
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@keepoffgrasss
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5 months
sometimes u have to laugh
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@Superkingky this made me tear up
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@keepoffgrasss
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man walked by me at the gym and said “i was gonna use those! just messing” about the 10 pound dumbbells at my feet
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@sulkingtime @A12120NA band kids of the restaurant industry
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@Omnigeddon @efeec9e73d8b413 @Meelsie143 i legit got my face lasered when i was in high school bc of my lil mustache lmao
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@keepoffgrasss
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calling the office an underrated sitcom should get u put in jail overnight for being a liar
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underrated sitcom😭
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@RobbyMarshal718 @simsimmaaz @cocoazafreen like what did she think was covering her body if not skin?? skincare implies the care of ALL of your skin?!?!
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@keepoffgrasss
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@Sashaaaxox @poisynivyxxx people like yall make me so excited to be a teacher, hopin i have parents like yall to work with !!
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kid at work today crying because he doesnt “feel like a big boy” imagine how i feel im 24 i should be in the club
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@IamRosalin @kapernickele @Clack_Katzroy @chalyceee sometimes i do not think straight men even like women
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@keepoffgrasss
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@Smarmalicious @EliasCepeda @smod4real hey buddy this was rly easy to look up. they HAVE been known to deter future opportunities and graduation (by making mostly black and brown children feel unsafe and afraid to come to school in the first place)
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@keepoffgrasss
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a man started talking to me at the gas station and i got so flustered i told him ive been married for 2 years and he asked if he lets me go out w the girls and i said yes (because my imaginary husband is nice) so he ASKED WHERE I GO SO HE CAN COME FIND ME
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@keepoffgrasss
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@s0sabxby @lavafairys i was stupidly hoping itd be like “my dad was hot thanks for the genes” or SOMETHING but of course not
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@keepoffgrasss
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@P0pze @DrewMCiccotelli @Crossncountry8 @par1stexas no fr how is a naked baby porn? cobain literally said if you find a way to sexualize that naked baby then youre the issue. youve never seen a diaper be changed or a naked baby at the pool???
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@jaleahbatten @simply_lay_ i just audibly laughed
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@lordepilled this is the worst coraline
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@roxburysfinest_ @maya_marchelle @Meciesfineass @TheFashDJ this is literally what happened with gilbert paul jordan. that sicko chose to murder sex workers and drug users and when the cops found the women they said “well they had a history of this behavior” and he got away with it for years.
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@keepoffgrasss
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told my ex i hope he dies xoxo
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@keepoffgrasss
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i think im legally required to post this pic of me crying in italy
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@ManMythDaLegend
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What’s that picture that makes you say “Wow my titties are big”?
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@keepoffgrasss
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if i watched this on shrooms i would throw up
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This is how a starfish walks. 📹Juliette Horn
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@keepoffgrasss
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if i unfollow you it means your tweets suck and your face couldnt save you
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@keepoffgrasss
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just kidding also would u let me live in ur trailer park
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its my exs bday and no one will go out with me so ill be forced to sit at home and die in the dark alone
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@keepoffgrasss
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why get a silly little diamond engagement ring like everyone else when u could get a cool one like one of these
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@keepoffgrasss
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being sooooo hot rn
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@keepoffgrasss
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begging yall to understand how easy it is to say “hey i dont like this” instead of letting things build up to the point where you no longer even want to be in the person’s life.
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@keepoffgrasss
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@Texastargirl @colormetaay @riyaszn a real influencer can come up with their own content instead of ripping off and stealing someone else’s !
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do yall mind if i go to a wedding i wasnt invited to
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going home for the holidays:
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@keepoffgrasss
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@jimmy_two_hands @ItsZandraa @brokenhose @901Blaccc @divinaxo also it is like sooooo easy to not spread misinformation on the internet
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1 year
happy saturday
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@keepoffgrasss
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10 months
he should not have been up there
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this is how it feels
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@keepoffgrasss
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drinking a natural light in the great outdoors like summer intended
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@MattReilly01 @IssaHenry92 @MeechieTaughtMe @__iammalik__ racism is when u say white people love sitting criss cross apple sauce
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do yall mind if i get a teacher of the year award
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@keepoffgrasss
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3 months
just bein silly and havin fun might go to another location shortly
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@keepoffgrasss
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my least favorite pick up line as a teacher is something like “i need some tutoring” oh because youre a stupid adult? youre dumb? you need help on 2nd grade math? grow up and never talk to me again
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@blakemurphy7 @goofxist @dannyissocute idk i feel like religious people are the ones who are becoming conspiracy nuts. look at all the anti science conspiracy stuff that happened during the height of covid. also religion is like the biggest conspiracy theory ever.
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@TyLiteralLarry @CharleeALaMode man i was just tryna give her some praise!! that “just be talkin” was a compliment i dont think thats wrong
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@keepoffgrasss
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i think that if u really love someone for real it never goes away ever even if u bury that love in the corner of a closet in the very back of your heart
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@keepoffgrasss
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single fun aunt is my job description
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do yall mind if im perfect
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@keepoffgrasss
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i LOVE manual labor ill invite myself over to help build a fence and when ur like “thank you for helping me build a fence” im like “no thank YOU for this opportunity”
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