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That away end mate. Not one single “your support is fucking shit or “is this a library?” No mentions of poverty or politics. Just boss songs, dead loud, about Everton Football Club.
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Fully on board with him just making them run like fuck until they all die
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Clocked a rainbow flag in the crowd
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The Chernobyl disaster happened 38 years ago today, has there been a worse event since?
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Simon Hooper, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing. Do not let us down.
Klopp on needing to avoid a yellow card on Monday to ensure no touchline ban for final day: "I don't need to but it would be cool. I will try absolutely everything to not get involved in anything."
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Reddit user ducky_67 has spent over 6 years making this Minecraft Hogwarts and is still adding more to it! Truly incredible.
Source:
#Minecraft
#HogwartsLegacy
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“Go away! There ain’t no Sigurdsson and there never was!”
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When all is said and done, Everton Football Club are simply too big to get relegated. That sort of caper is for the likes of your Leicesters, your Norwich Citys, your Newcastle Uniteds and so on.
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Reckon I’ve seen at least 10 worse derby performances in recent memory.
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In hindsight, this was actually a brilliant tackle. Hard but fair, wins the ball.
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It appears that I am fully ready to get hurt by Everton again. Will never fucking learn.
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Nathan Patterson got injured, Everton went shite.
You do the maths.
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Everton hate Everton more than they hate Liverpool
@jonbez1884
@BoozerArab
The problem with Everton is they hate Liverpool more than they love Everton
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Once used a corner flag as a spear to chase opposing players. Get him fucking signed.
🫨💰 ¡YA HAY OFERTA!
Everton 🏴 quiere contratar a Angelo Preciado 🇪🇨 y ya hizo una oferta de 7.5 millones de libras + bonificaciones al Sparta Praha 🇨🇿, club dueño de su pase.
El equipo que juega en la Premier League ofreció un salario anual de 2.5 millones de euros y el
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“So come on, come on… get down to Goodison Park…”
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Love when a flavour of the month keeper gets touted as first choice for the next international tournament and time after time they’re seen off by this lad
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Siege mentality Everton is my favourite Everton.
Make Goodison horrible again.
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When you’ve got Sunderland away at 12 but the Battle of Agincourt at 5
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Tosun, Delph, Sigurdsson, Kenny, El Ghazi, Van De Beek, all never to be seen again.
£400,000 (four hundred pound Sterling per week) off the wage bill.
£20.8m saved across a calendar year for players who contributed about a combined total of 30 appearances this season.
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That VAR check for our goal by the way. They were checking offside against James Garner.
There are 8 (eight) players playing James Garner onside
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Just got the last two sausage rolls in Greggs and let me tell you dear reader, the audible FUCK OFF from further back in the queue has absolutely made my day
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Reminder that Newcastle United will play the same level of European football as Everton next season
Dominic Calvert-Lewin is not good enough to play for a Champions League club. Therefore, Newcastle should be looking elsewhere if top four is the aim.
Just my opinion. Please don’t shoot me.
#NUFC
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With every passing game, that decision for the Allan red looks more and more ridiculous.
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Luton beat Everton on the Friday night season opener at Kenilworth Road. They don’t win another game until November (also against Everton)
Drop a bold prediction for the 2023/24 Premier League season 👇
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Asked and answered
Some words on the whistle from Bramall Lane.
Is there a team in the world that wouldn’t score at least twice against Chelsea right now?
👇
#CFC
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Someone tell Kevin Thelwell it’s not Tinder, he’s allowed to set his distance radius further than 50 miles
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Anyone who remembers Bournemouth legging Everton 4-1 and 3-0 in the space of four days, probably
Frank Lampard masterclass at the Bernabeu tonight...
Who says no? 🤔
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@greenallefc
Look how quick Iwobi is to double up on the winger. Him and McNeil were doing that all game.
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Thoughts baldy?
@LukeEdwardsTele
Neutrals should be cheering on Liverpool's quadruple hunt - they are one of the greatest teams ever |
@LukeEdwardsTele
#LFC
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Remember when we won a couple of games and all started tweeting “take another ten points” etc?
The Premier League:
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Fair fucks, probably the most mental set of words ever written on the internet
When you look at this you realise it’s not just that
#Anfield
has become bigger. Its character as expressed through architecture has also changed. It’s much more muscular now. It’s all elbows and shadows and non-conformity. Brooding grey, not simpering white. It looks technical
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Big into Everton’s scouting this summer being to send Thelwell to stand by the XXL section in Sports Direct and seeing what absolute units amble in
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Me, any time some reds come into the pub
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Just throwing this out there now, Nathan Patterson is going to be fucking special
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And we love our Peter Reid
As Liverpool prepare for the
#ChampionsLeagueFinal
, one question remains - who will the pride of Everton be supporting?
We travelled to Merseyside to find out…
(18+ BeGambleAware)
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Imagine the dances Lingard and Dele will get up to. The da’s will be frothing at the mouth. Get him in.
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This has done me in. Can’t honestly think of a “celebrity” death that’s affected me but I’ve been on the brink all day today. What a man.
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A man and his family got death threats and had to hire personal security Carl.
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Tell you what, it’s a good job they’ve not been weird about him leaving isn’t it?
❤️ Que maravilla cuando el mural de Klopp cobra vida y con la voz de
@VoiceOfAnfield
dándole las gracias. 🫶
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Leicester financially imploding and disappearing through the visions would be incredibly funny for two reasons really.
Their fans are the most despicable Tory scruffs going and their manager shags cocker spaniels.
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Last minute, chasing a winner and £45m signing Anthony Gordon runs it straight out for a goal kick. The fucking dope.
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Can somebody please tell me to be rational because I’m really getting sucked back in here
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@gillesofftheweb
Ironically you’d have to get up close to read what it says. Putting himself in danger there
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Taking solace in the fact that Andy “Robbo” Robertson is having a terrible time right now
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Danny Ward kept a clean sheet against Everton
Just in case you were enjoying the break
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Your midfielder rapes women. I’d be careful lashing out shouts about what opposition players do chief.
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“Bella chow”
Jesus wept
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Still can’t get my head round that kid shagging the Gwladys Street.
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That ten point deduction hanging on the wall song is great, but do we really have to keep using the homophobic slur towards Chelsea?
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“We need properly experienced people on the board, people who know how to run a football club”
“How about the mayor of Manchester?”
Would anyone be against Andy Burnham taking over on the board? He’d do a fantastic job in my opinion.
#EFC
@AndyBurnhamGM
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On this, the most auspicious of holidays, we celebrate our patron saint, the one to whom we owe our very lives.
Happy Louis McKechnie Day
#FreeLouisMcKechnie
#JustStopOil
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Sean Dyche relegated Burnley in one of the worst Premier League seasons in history. Can we swerve these shouts please?
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Three extremely poor decisions - three penalties not given - which we simply cannot accept.
We warned the PGMOL that the VAR is a Luton fan before the game but they didn’t change him. Our patience has been tested multiple times.
NFFC will now consider its options.
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VAR has just checked the wrong incident hahahaha we’re in peak Everton here
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#RequestABet
Christian Eriksen to knock Everton out the cup and celebrate by pretending to get defibrillated in an homage to Gascoigne’s “dentist chair”
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Onana hasn’t come on after 30 minutes for the same reason he hasn’t started. He’s a 20 year old kid in a new league and he’s trained with his new teammates 3 (three) times. Calm yourselves.
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8 points deducted, didn’t win a game for three months and you’re STILL eleven points behind us.
Absolute fucking bobbins.
Calvert Lewin and Ashley Young smiling wildly and waving at us as they went off shows their class.
Can't wait for you to go bust lads, second best all night long
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Rape of a minor preferable to marrying a black girl.
Quite the hill to die on chaps.
"Prince Andrew has kept quiet, he’s made some big errors, but he’s not attacking his own family. So I think he’ll be better received than Harry."
Royal fans camping outside the palace welcome Prince Andrew, but not Harry, to the coronation.
#TimesRadio
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- pointing at Iraq and Afghanistan on a globe
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Call me cynical, but I can tell you already what’s going to happen with this 9th minute applause and “Merseyside” song
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Take Gareth Barry’s name out of your fucking mouth
Declan Rice is this generations Gareth Barry and he’s going for £105m 😂Embarrassing
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Hitler Youth and Everton Da’s.
If they announce the Gordon sale today, Twitter might just break
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“He’s better than what we’ve currently got” is a very weak argument for signing players.
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We tried to replace Romelu Lukaku with Sandro Ramirez but sure, go off I guess
Show me a bigger downgrade, it’s ok I’ll wait.
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FA: “Can you please explain and clarify your comments about referee Stuart Atwell?”
Frank Lampard:
🚨The FA are to ask Frank Lampard to explain his comments about referee Stuart Attwell after yesterday’s Merseyside Derby defeat
(Source -
@TheAthleticUK
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At absolutely no point did any Everton fan sing “you Scouse bastard”
Stop lying to people on the internet
Forest fans singing songs about poverty, Everton fans singing "You Scouse Bastard" to Neco Williams, a Welshman. Truly, the two stupidest fanbases in the League.
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I’ve seen too much of Fabian Delph in an Everton shirt to be even remotely interested in seeing him back in the team but fair fucks to you if you’re seeing the positive side.
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Just a shame we keep getting beat by absolute shite isn’t it?
Points won by TheOther14 teams when playing against the "Big 6" in the
#PL
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@Other14The
@Everton
went to the top at the weekend.
#EFC
#CPFC
#SaintsFC
#BHAFC
#WHUFC
#BrentfordFC
#LCFC
#Wolves
#twitterclarets
#AVFC
#WatfordFC
#NUFC
#LUFC
#NCFC
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Watford have the worst home record in Europe’s Top 5 Leagues.
✅ 2 wins
❌ 13 losses
🤝 1 draw
If they fail to notch another home result this season, it will match the fewest home point total in league history (Sunderland, 7, 2005/06).
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Drank two litres of rum and fell asleep on a Zoom call at 4am. Heavy day.
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Absolutely no point whatsoever getting excited about Villareal. You all know how it ends.
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