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Kevin Chau
4 months
If you are investing in growth, you must by nature, count eggs before they hatch. Counting eggs after they hatch is more or less value investing. Anyone investing in the future of a growth company telling you to not count eggs before they hack aren’t really growth investors.
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Kevin Chau
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Kevin Chau
2 years
I have been reading through the 4680 Model Y crash repair manual, and wow, Tesla leaves it out all in the open, for everyone to view! Here are some interesting findings:
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Kevin Chau
3 years
Frankly I am surprised that there is not more noise being made over the fact that Tesla is no longer cell constrained for the first time ever. Do people realize the magnitude of this statement?
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Kevin Chau
5 months
Do yourself a favor and unsubscribe from JerryRigEverything. It’s clear he can no longer provide information without bias and without money being slipped into his pockets.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
@elonmusk Science naturally includes opposing thoughts and questioning. Without those it’s not science.
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Kevin Chau
5 months
Wow. Car Fires per 100,000 sales Hybrids: 3474.5 ICE: 1529.9 EV: 25.1 @ray4tesla @elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog
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Kevin Chau
2 years
Are you kidding me? The new, larger Model S and Model X screen was sitting out in the open at the Petersen Museum, and NONE OF YOU recognized it??? @WholeMarsBlog
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Kevin Chau
5 months
At the risk of sounding like @WholeMarsBlog , FSD Beta v12.3 is 🤯 Near flawless. I have no words to describe how it feels, other than it sent chills down my spine. This is it. This is the moment that changes the world.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
1 year
Tesla Bioweapon Defense Mode in action. It didn’t even take 5 minutes to go from 100+ AQI down to 0. @elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog @Tesla @ray4tesla @SawyerMerritt
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Kevin Chau
2 years
The 4680 Model Y is an engineering marvel. Instead of hundreds or even thousands of individual pieces, I count 4 major components, and maybe 10 supporting components that connect the left/right sides of the middle.
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Kevin Chau
2 years
The front and rear castings have different degrees of repairability in the event of damage. There are parts that can be welded, straightened, and repaired up to a degree, Red means no repair.
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Kevin Chau
1 year
@ArguingWIdiots @EndWokeness That’s not what’s being suggested here. But it looks like you just like to troll so blocked you shall be.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
1 year
Hol’ up
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Kevin Chau
2 years
@maverick10g @cybrtrkguy Is there a 3rd row that isn’t a death trap?
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
What if your castings are fine and the structure in the middle is toast? Well they make that part replaceable too, you just undo it from the castings, and bolt on a new one!
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
Oh, and even before the castings get damaged, crash rails that are also cast, can be cut off and new ones riveted in!
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
5 years
My grandma really likes @Tesla fart mode. Always asks me to prank relatives when we go pick them up.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
That’s it! Follow me @kchau , I occasionally dig through service manuals and other documentation to find interesting things.
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Kevin Chau
2 years
In the event that the castings cannot be repaired, you could replace them, technically. Financially this is obviously not feasible. You just need a frame bench and lots of fancy riveting tools.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
Areas that were spot welded by robots are drilled out, and replaced with high strength structural rivets.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
However that’s only for the rear. I suppose once day when the software is chasing the march of 9s, it will be rare for your car to crash into something head on.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
Driver had a seizure behind the wheel. Heard From the Northwest Tesla Owners FB group.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
4 months
@RealDanODowd Took my neighbor for a ride who was afraid of trying FSD in his Y. He says my demo drive might make him shell out the 6k to go from EAP to FSD. Not a single person I’ve encouraged to try FSD has been less than amazed at what the car can do.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
4 months
The 2024 $TSLA purge is upon us. Chanos was knocked out recently Chicken is out Kevin is out Ross selling Gary selling All that’s left is: Ross to get all the way out Barry Glack to shut up
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
Tesla Semi parts are showing up in the parts catalog! @WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt
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Kevin Chau
4 months
You know what, the news around FSD makes me want to pour a glass of Tesla Tequila. This will be the second time I’ve poured from this bottle. This is the moment FSD changes the world. So, cheers to all my $TSLA peeps.
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Kevin Chau
2 years
I thought the BBC didn’t do FUD. Yet here we are.
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Kevin Chau
5 months
@WholeMarsBlog Your car is jealous of you driving the cybertruck.
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Kevin Chau
2 years
This thing is a piece of junk. 3/4 chargers out of commission. And people think the competition is coming. Where are they going to charge?
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Kevin Chau
2 months
Impatient me won.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
I have been informed that the driver has already placed an order for a new Tesla.
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Kevin Chau
2 years
There are so many free CCS fast chargers in California, I successfully rented a Tesla through Hertz and drove a week in Los Angeles without paying a cent for charging. Saved about $150.
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Kevin Chau
3 years
Legacy is flailing their arms over how to find enough batteries to make their cars that don’t exist yet. And Elon just casually said they have all the cells that they need.
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Kevin Chau
2 years
Better audio system than your house, probably
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
3 years
Alright Nancy Pelosi, pass the GREEN act. Thanks. @28delayslater @WholeMarsBlog
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Kevin Chau
4 months
Tesla FSD is a lifehack. Being able to go through city streets instead of sitting in traffic on the freeway is a huge quality of life improvement. It's relaxing and I don't have to do much, if anything. Just supervise. @elonmusk Make a setting for "avoid freeways" for FSD!
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
4 months
My source confirmed.
@WholeMarsBlog
Whole Mars Catalog
4 months
Tesla CEO Elon Musk has sent out an email early this morning requiring Tesla employees to give a supervised demo drive of FSD Beta 12 to every person who takes delivery of a Tesla
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Kevin Chau
2 years
@TheDarklord76 @hodgetwins Not the most reliable source FYI
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
@JustPooyan @ksadjadpour @elonmusk You can’t easily adapt old dish type dishes with Starlink as they are two different technologies. Old dishes are made for geostationary satellites and Starlink is low earth orbit. The former connects with 1 satellite only, the latter talks to multiple that are moving constantly.
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Kevin Chau
4 months
WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL BUYING THESE THINGS?
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Kevin Chau
4 months
First drive on FSD 12.3.3. Near perfection. Even drove it through Pike Place market, which for anyone that lives in the area is a true torture test of stopped cars and hundreds of random pedestrians. It aced it.
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Kevin Chau
2 years
Bravo @CAH , Bravo.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
5 months
@TeslaBoomerMama @CathieDWood @garyblack00 @GerberKawasaki Wow. I own more than Gary's and Ross' fund combined... And they're trying to influence the company way more than I am.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
5 months
Top 10 burns of 2024. We’re just getting started. @WholeMarsBlog went for the jugular.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
1 year
@elonmusk Just stop drinking fake sugar. It causes weird neuro effects as your taste buds signal your brain to tell your digestive system to prepare to process (real) sugars.
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Kevin Chau
2 months
@SawyerMerritt They may need approval to attempt a recovery on land. They can repeat the same mission parameters without approval though. (Ocean splash down)
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
3 years
Cheers to every long $TSLA shareholder and employee. Thanks to everyone for their hard work, conviction and especially thanks to $TSLAQ for selling me your shares for cheap. @Xenius101 @vincent13031925 @WholeMarsBlog @ValueAnalyst1 @elonmusk
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Kevin Chau
2 years
@elonmusk The first step of the scientific method is literally “hypothesis” or “come up with an opinion”, then test it.
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Kevin Chau
2 years
@elonmusk @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt Elon can you help him get into another Tesla asap?
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Kevin Chau
2 years
@elonmusk @heydave7 Please stop. It’s time to fix the damage you’ve done to the Tesla brand.
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Kevin Chau
2 years
If Tesla stopped innovating today, legacy automakers are still at least 5 years behind in EV technology, 6-8 years behind in ADAS technology, and 10+ years behind in manufacturing and cost efficiency. Would you agree Omar? @WholeMarsBlog
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Kevin Chau
3 years
This car costs how many Teslas? And they can’t even get the license plate straight? @28delayslater @WholeMarsBlog
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Kevin Chau
3 years
Considering changing my Y order to the X. What say you elitists? @28delayslater @WholeMarsBlog
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
3 years
@AlternateJones I’ll Follow: 12/31/19: 38k 12/31/20: 887k 12/31/21: 2.1M
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Kevin Chau
2 months
Got to meet a lot of people this time including @99_Colorado , @TeslaBoomerMama , @TeslaPodcast , @scottbuscemi , and more that I didn’t get a chance to swap X names. I didn’t want to bother people with photos, but my wife(and me) are big fans of @heydave7 ’s podcast so asked for a 📸
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Kevin Chau
3 years
Elon: “We currently have 1 million cars, next year we’ll have 2 million”. They’re targeting 1 million cars, straight from source. @WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt
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Kevin Chau
2 months
@DivesTech @GerberKawasaki @LastCallCNBC He is permabanned. And I speak for the community that always held true our beliefs.
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Kevin Chau
3 years
#Tesla and $TSLA Twitter is the best. Not sure when the Tesla subreddit became such a toxic place. Who are the best people to interact with on here? @28delayslater @WholeMarsBlog
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Kevin Chau
5 months
@garyblack00 Batteries are already there.
@cybertruck
Cybertruck
5 months
Produced over 1k Cybertrucks’ worth of 4680 cells at Giga Texas last week!
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Kevin Chau
2 years
@WholeMarsBlog Tesla has ruined all other cars for me. ICE and EV.
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Kevin Chau
2 months
@elonmusk @zerohedge We got your back Elon.
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Kevin Chau
3 years
Reason number 983625284 to not buy anything from legacy
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Kevin Chau
3 months
@WholeMarsBlog Can we make a list of who faltered and who stayed true?
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Kevin Chau
1 year
There’s a suspicious amount of paint jobs for Cybertruck
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
5 months
#DelawareCourt81 Here's my letter if you need an example. To Whom it May Concern: I am writing to the court in regards to Tornetta et. al. v. Musk et al. - C.A. No. 2018-0408-KSJM. I along with my spouse and under our trust, hold approximately xxxx shares of Tesla Inc. I have
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Kevin Chau
1 year
@elonmusk @unusual_whales They’re Parisian and French. It’s their pastime.
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Kevin Chau
2 months
@day_to_Mars I mean it’s a flooring guy, not a trim guy lol. They probably only have a table saw and not a miter.
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Kevin Chau
1 year
@unusual_whales Clippy is back, bitches
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Kevin Chau
2 years
@GuruKhangura22
Guru
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Kevin Chau
1 year
@WholeMarsBlog Any respect I had for Woz went out the window years ago. Dude is nothing but a rich old guy that made something smart once and has been craving limelight ever since.
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Kevin Chau
5 months
@WholeMarsBlog Did it get cold overnight?
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Kevin Chau
2 years
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Kevin Chau
2 years
@WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk Super smart engineers like to work with other super smart engineers.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
Hmmmmm
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Kevin Chau
5 months
@MatthewDR @Jalopnik @Tesla @elonmusk I went and wrote a community note on their tweet. Let’s put them on blast.
@Jalopnik
Jalopnik
5 months
A Tesla Touchscreen Mix-Up Killed Angela Chao: Report
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
1 month
@OfAthenry Tell me you’re bad with money without telling me you’re bad with money
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
1 year
Yo @elonmusk what’s up with this? I thought we’re going for the Delorean look. @WholeMarsBlog
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Kevin Chau
1 year
I’ve never seen Emmet break like this before.
@EmmetPeppers
Emmet Peppers
1 year
Death by a thousand price cuts! 🥵 $TSLA
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Kevin Chau
2 years
@elonmusk @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt For everyone thinking I’m asking Elon to give him a new car, That’s not what I’m asking for. I am asking for help on the waiting period.
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Kevin Chau
1 year
@Rainmaker1973 It’s Las Vegas. No one calls it Paradise.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
5 months
I hate to say it, but Henrik Fisker saying he was best friends with Trevor Milton was the icing on the cake. The writing on the wall happened way before that. I’ve always been 100% negative on Fisker.
@WholeMarsBlog
Whole Mars Catalog
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Ooooooooofffffff Fisker hiring bankruptcy attorneys and consultants apparently $FSR
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
4 months
Tesla FSD just drove me to my haircut. No input. Through the Ravenna/I-5 messy street design in Seattle. Yielded and protected a ped that just jay-walked out onto 65th. Then yielded for another ped walking across the street to their car on Latona. Both 👋 thanked FSD.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
Fully switched over to Starlink today on my UniFi network. We’re in the burbs where Comcast was the only fast option. Honestly can’t tell the difference. That should be a testament to @SpaceX technology and also to how shitty Comcast is.
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Kevin Chau
2 years
@eliasmakos @WholeMarsBlog That’s what they did eventually as soon as they saw signs of it. It would be irresponsible to get in front of a car without knowing details right away.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
4 years
@FrankPeelen @ReflexFunds It’s “look at us!”, “look what we made!”, “look at what it does!”. VS “this is why everyone else is fucked”
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
@WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk People like to build cool shit without MBAs getting in the way.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
6 months
@WholeMarsBlog Dude you say this every release. Be more descriptive lol
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
Zachary Kirkhorn Form 4 just dropped. He exercised-bought and kept!
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
1 year
@EvasTeslaSPlaid @GerberKawasaki If I should not be asking people to not vote him in, others should equally not ask people to vote him in. Are you going around tell people that support him to keep quiet?
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
@HoodieOnVeshti @WholeMarsBlog There’s more than that. This is the daily non-exempt volume. 12/27 was the most shares sold short in a day in the history of the stock.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
4 months
@TeslaBoomerMama @elonmusk That’s the exact auto edit from iOS photos. But why?
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
1 year
@WholeMarsBlog This would be illegal in WA. You must stop and yield to the pedestrian if they are in a marked crosswalk within 1 lane away. On a 2 lane road like in your video, it would be anytime the pedestrian is on the ramp and ready to cross. @aelluswamy @elonmusk
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Kevin Chau
2 years
Someone put this woman back into a Prius.
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Kevin Chau
2 years
@itskyleconner This is how reputations are lost, sadly. Next time recommend the Tesla.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
2 years
I am disappointed in all of you.
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@kchau
Kevin Chau
1 year
@bett_yu @KPIXtv Keep voting for those super progressive Democrats. It’s clearly working.
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