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she/her || shi qingxuan's wife || fyodor's husband || mothering shi mei as we speak
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MY FINE PIECES OF ART WORK THREAD!!!
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im gonna be real i never saw tianlang-jun as a villain in svsss. yes he did some shady stuff but was he funny? yes. was he cool? yes. he's like hades from hercules. yeah he's evil and a demon lord or whatever but he's also really goofy. he supports lgbt what more do you want
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i never hear anything good about erha. ever. it's always "erha made me cry" "erha made me throw up" "erha sent me to a psych ward" "i needed therapy after erha" and never "erha cured my depression" "erha made me smile" "i love erha"
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"why is everyone so mean to shi mei he's such a nice young man!!"
*hasn't read erha*
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not to be dramatic but i miss shen qingqiu so much i feel like pulling all my hair out and dancing on it like someone who has some kind of twisted addiction to a little green man. anyway i hope he's in pain wherever he is
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WHY IS IT SO ROUND??
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LOOK!!!! GUYS!!!!!! I'M ON THE BIG SCREEN!!!! THEY PUT MY SKINZUN ON THE BIG SCREEN!!!!!!
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credits to
@ruzhuier
for the template
but this is my contribution to the skinzun trend. enjoy.
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sqq: doctor i think i may have ringworm...
mqf: it's worse... a lot worse...
sqq: worse?
mqf: ... you have bingworm.
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUN WU AND SHEN QINGQIU 😭😭
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if hc is a fox, xl is a ferret, mq is a cat and fx is a dog then what's the wind master?
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Im gonna get a dog collar and someday… someday… I will give someone the leash
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if you were going to fish for he xuan in the ocean what bait would you use to catch them
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i don't know what to say, i dissected moshang (i think they would be in love with me and i am objectively correct)
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i wonder does he realise only the last 20cm of his hair is braided
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SHI MEI WILL BE PREGNANT. MEI NIANQING WILL BE PREGNANT. SHEN QINGQIU WILL BE PREGNANT. LUO BINGHE WILL BE PREGNANT. JIANG CHENG WILL BE PREGNANT. MU QING WILL BE PREGNANT. SHEN JIU WILL BE PREGNANT. LIU QINGGE WILL BE PREGNANT. AND I WILL BE THE FATHER!!!
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AND THE CROWD GOES WILD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥imagine my aura being so strong you have to BLOCK ME. i made such good and valid points that you had to ERASE MY PROFILE FROM YOURS. you let me win. you admit defeat by surrendering. i win.
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are you telling me there are FOUR (4) SCUM VILLAIN BOOKS. ONLY FOUR. THERE'S NO 5TH ONE? DID I MAKE THAT UP?? WHY DID I THINK THERE WERE FIVE? DON'T TELL ME I IMAGINED A 5TH BOOK AND DECIDED IT WAS REAL. IN MY HEAD THE COVER WAS BINGQUI ON A SWORD??
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how do people hate him. genuinely. like what are you actually hating? the fact that he took care of his mother and a bunch of homeless kids? his inability to express his emotions fully? what do people actually hate him for??
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I LOVE WOMEN I AM WOMAN LOVER GIRL KISSER GIRL LIKER WHO LOVES YAOI AND WATCHING BOYS KISS IN BOOKS
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pls help. every time i open it up it growls at me
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STOP STOP STOP I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE HAIRLESS CAT SQQ ISN'T REAL OH MY GOD
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i know qi rong is an evil ghost who eats people... but does NO ONE have a little love in their hearts for him?? :( like yeah. he boiled a few peasants. haven't we all been hungry? maybe he just needs me to mother him. then he'd stop eating people.
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im bawling my eyes out nobody come near me. i can't even think right anymore. that yellow vermin made my CHILD cry. I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM CRY SO HARD HE PUKES. I'M MENTALLY ILL ENOUGH I DON'T NEED TO SEE JIANG CHENG HUGGING SOBBING JIN LING TO MAKE ME WORSE.
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(my little sister seeing my pride flag at the end of my bed)
"how are you gay? you don't even have a girlfriend. you need a girlfriend to be gay."
LOW BLOW MAN 💀
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THE DAY JIANG CHENG IS ABUSIVE IS THE DAY I LIKE MEN. THINGS THAT HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
excuse me??? on the fucking wikipedia? this is for canon stuff not your anti jiang cheng headcanon central for fucks sake
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god forbid a lesbian get a man pregnant these days. so much for free will.
Fujoshis are misogynistic and so is a lot of yaoi
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im actually crying my eyes out this is the funniest thing probably ever
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why is the idea of liu qingge not hitting (or having difficulty hitting) a woman making me cry this is not even funny
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why are people getting their underwear in a knot over people calling sqx "she". like chill out?? he/she/they WHATEVER does it really matter 😭 they have a male and a female form so does it actually matter??
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okay i don't know how to say this like a normal person but i am absolutely off the walls for zhuzhi-lang. he needs a babysitter? im omw. he needs a kidney? im speeding to him. his house burned down? there's room in my bed for him. i love him so much
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reminder that the last time xie lian spoke to his mother was when he snapped at her and told her he didn't want anything she cooked
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NOO SHEN QINGQIU IS ON HIS PERIOD 😭😭😭😭 GIRL GET UP WE NEED YOU!! STOP MENSTRUATING!!!! OOOHHH HE HAS PLOT HOLES TOO 😭😭 THEY GOT SHEN QINGQIU WITH THE OVULATION
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lesbian supports bisexuals (especially tianlang-jun, can't hate on him during pride month smh)
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!!please read!!
i mean this in the nicest way possible but can nobody else dm me to talk crap about a moot of mine and tell actual lies about them. i don't care who likes what characters, be it in mdzs/tgcf/svsss or anything else and i certainly won't block +
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I LOVE JUN WU. I LOVE JUN WU AND WOULD NEVER PUT HIM IN A MEAT GRINDER. I WOULD NEVER GRIND JUN WU INTO MINCED EMPEROR. I LOVE JUN WU SO MUCH HE'S LIKE A CHILD TO ME. LIKE MY OWN SON. I WI NEVER MAKE HIM INTO GROUND WU. I PROMISE.
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good crying sobbing strangling breakup scene junmei morning
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moshang nation are we hungry for seconds!?!?!???!???!!!
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i want to marry a woman and read yaoi with her all day
So you're telling me you don't wanna get married, have 6 kids, move to the country, buy a homestead, get baby cows, grow our own food, drink raw milk all day and live happily ever after?
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for the last god damn time LESBIANS and WOMEN and EVERYONE ELSE CAN ENJOY YAOI AND DANMEI AND BL. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GAY MAN OR A MAN TO ENJOY WATCHING TWO MEN BE IN LOVE. constantly hearing "why are lesbians fujoshis!?" or "women can't understand men!" SSSHHHHUT UP.
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bingworm has reached the masses guys. do you all understand the influence i have over twitter? elon has NOTHING compared to my endless spring of power and status
average mxtx fandom experience be like
mdzs: [insert random character name] is a BABYGIRL and here's a 46 page essay why
tgcf: *34567890 SICK arts a minute*
svsss: tapeworm binghe
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@AgCherryWine
what exactly about mu qing's personality is disgusting 😭 he's just a little bit petty sometimes jesus christ
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my proudest moment of 2024, im going back into seclusion now
Applauses! 👏👏 to our winner! Kattt! Or
@di0brand0kinnie
and congratulations to survive Florian’s moots battle! 🎊🎊🎉🎉 And congratulations to
@AgCherryWine
too who took second place! And Thanks for participating to you all!
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now where are the big man tiddies for ME to rest my weary head upon
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none of you were there when he was
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can't say a damn word about mei nianqing round these parts without jun wu on my back about it
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me to mu qing after people tore strips off him and we're needlessly mean and harsh about him and his fans
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unga bunga oo oo aa aa im suddenly a primal animal around zhuzhi-lang
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RAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥‼️‼️🇺🇸🇺🇸 (BOOM) MY PRONOUNS ARE J-U-N-W-U ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🇺🇸🦅🦅 RAHHHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥‼️🦅(BOOM) GOD BLESS JUN WU GOD BLESS AMERICA 🦅💯💯🔥🇺🇸‼️ (BOOM)
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thread of every time i get mommyfied/motherfied by a man
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XIE LIAN GET PREGNANT GET GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
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"you can beat the danmei cooking allegations!" but when i was making hot chocolate on the cooker i almost set a piece of paper on fire and melted a part of a plastic jug and the place smelled like burning 🙏 (im not beating ANY allegations)
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THE CIRCLE OF POOKIES
i only interact with like ten ppl idk who the rest of them are bdhdhdhdhd
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im crying i love him so much ALSO people forget that he gouged his eye out to make e'ming to protect a group of people when he was a ghost (apologies of i got any of that wrong) like?? he's not awful to everyone except xl 😭 people are just mean about him :(
“Hua Cheng is awful to everyone except Xie Lian”
Hua Cheng with kids:
(Plus the time he let Guzi play with his butterfly)
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she's pregnant with my baby
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WHY IS HE MAD!!! I DON'T LIKE HIM LIKE THAT!!! GO BACK TO BEING A PRINCESS PLS YOU'RE SCARING THE MASSES
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me putting mu qing to bed after he was ruthlessly bullied all day yesterday
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liu qingge you are so pathetic you need to have my children
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WHY DOES MO RAN HAVE SUCH A RACK? DON'T TELL ME HE GREW THOSE HIMSELF? HE OBVIOUSLY USED SHIZUN'S SUPPLEMENTS OR SOMETHING. NO WAY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE THOSE THINGS FREE RANGE. HE DID SOMETHING BECAUSE A MAN CAN'T HAVE JUGS LIKE THAT UNLESS HE'S DOING MAGIC.
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oh you fool. you simple minded ignorant fool. clearly you are unlearned of the world. clearly you have not encountered THE lesbian fujoshi. i am a lesbian fujoshi. take issue with me, i dare you. ill send my wives after you and then you'll have more to worry about than lesbians.
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WHERE IS SHI MEI.
THE HUSKY AND HIS WHITE CAT SHIZUN: ERHA HE TA DE BAI MAO SHIZUN (NOVEL) Vol. 6 | Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou, St (
@akkaccel
) | $19.99 | Mature Readers | August 20 |
#SevenSeasDanmei
The NYT bestselling fantasy
#danmei
—w/ exclusive new covers and art!
#2ha
#erha
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NOT ONLY DOES HE HAVE NIPPLES 😭😭😭😭 HE HAS KNEES 😭😭 JIANGK CHENG HAS KNEES!! TWO OF EM 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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im gonna be real. i could never get jun wu pregnant. he is just too much of a man dykwim. like there is no way he has a womb because he is full of prostate and other man organs. i can't explain it but i wouldn't even bother trying. that big hat would get in the way anyway
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wind master was the imposter... ☹️
[ Identity V x China Academy of Art Collaboration Merchandise ]
The ink flows elegantly, as if a dragon is dancing among the clouds.
The merchandise from the "Charm of Ink" series will make its debut at the Heartbeat Garden Party event, where Antiquarian, Embalmer, and The
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"don't say silly things about starving to death anymore"
i have a severe headache from sobbing so hard. i truly hate erha with my entire being. every day. every single day i open this cursed book i wind up sobbing myself into hysterics. i know why all of you are the way you are.
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his ass is so perfectly spherical im in love
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he exists like this in my head
How everyone else sees my Highness vs how I see my Highness
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LET'S GOOOO 300 FOLLOWERS I LOVE YOU POOKIES 💞💞💞
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SEND HELP I CAN'T BREATHE 😭😭 "it's disturbing the peace again"
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OH MY GOD WHAT'S NEXT??? SVSSS SEASON 2????????
◇ ──────── ◇
『映画 ギヴン 海へ』
9/20(金)公開決定
◇ ──────── ◇
本ビジュアル解禁！
"きみに出会って、音楽が聞こえた。"
#ギヴン
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LET'S GO LESBIANS
Today is yaoi day and girlfriend day, yk what that means? All of your yaoi is now yuri. they are now lesbians.
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does jun wu just have a collection of funky hats or something
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EVERY TIME I MENTION MISVIL A HOARDE OF FANS HARASS ME TO READ IT AND IT IS THE SCARIEST THING
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if i made a second acc to talk about svsss/tgcf/mdzs would you follow it :3 I WILL FOLLOW BACK!!
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i don't know when or why i did this but i found it in the pages of scum villain at the back
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if anyone is mean to my moots i will do to them what jun wu to everyone who went against him
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