“Get a boyfriend,” they said. “He’ll support you in everything,” they said! But when I suggest a really good idea, he curses and throws an apple at me!
To knock some sense in to you. He’s nothing but a harsh brute who’s only good at fighting and protecting people he cares so deeply about. He’s not even that good-looking. He’s literally just like a cuter and younger version of General Nan Yang 🙄
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Nan Feng looked so cute sleeping on my lap. He resembled a newborn puppy, snoring softly. Then he woke up with a scowl because apparently I was being too loud. And he looked like a husky now.
I’m normally not afraid of women like General Ju Yang but why are barely clothed women following me and asking me if I like to see their cat. I’m pretty sure it’s a different one.
I am happy for my General getting married or knocked up or whatever. He’s the perfect husband and parent. But do I have to live with General Ju—I mean, Nan Yang’s deputy? You know Nan Feng sleeps like he’s chanting for the devil to rise?!
Would you still love me if I was a worm? — Ew. Gross.
But if this is Nan Feng, I’d build you a terrarium. You’d have a little forest for yourself. I’ll take care of you.