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hi i’m callie! i like 2ha! will pin fics, threads, and other miscellaneous things i create under here
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to anyone who feels that something profound got lost in the baobei -> babe translation because you think that babe is cringe i regret to inform you that in cn calling your bf baobei is also a deeply cringe activity
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This Venerable One Becomes A Woolen Object
i still have to finish making his hat but. i have needle felted husky taxian-jun
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i love all of 2ha’s covers and colored illustrations, but nothing will ever top this one for me
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my 2ha fun fact is that my appendix blew up while reading it and i’m always like “omg there are parts of 2ha that got me so good i felt sick to my stomach while reading” which is TRUE but i don’t know how much of that was 2ha and how much was just straight up my organs failing
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i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning
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saw this tweet and thought it was about the recent 2025 hyx rumors and then realized that this was posted in 2021. you can’t make this shit up
pov: it's 2025 and 2haists are running a very successful circus,, the business has been thriving like never before!!!
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@powwidgesan
shen yuan is such a hater even before his 18th bday his bio is like “minors dni | 14”
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it actually took me so long to read it without cringing when i first started reading 2ha fic LOL either way i don’t think babe is an inaccurate translation.. altho i do prefer baby but that’s just personal preference
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thank god i didn’t pull a shen yuan and die during this process because i would NOT want to transmigrate into the 2ha universe
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hc that cwn is super clingy but only when he’s asleep… if mo ran wakes up first and tries to get out of bed he has to pry away the grip of a very grumpy sleepy wanning
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i literally kept reading 2ha from the kindle app on my phone while i was half delirious and waiting for surgery in the hospital in case you were wondering. i could not be stopped
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i still have to finish making his hat but. i have needle felted husky taxian-jun
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i made some custom bookends for my 2ha book collection and i’m pretty pleased with how they turned out :]
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i don’t know how the veteran 2haists have been doing this for so long… it’s so painful and yet every time i see one of these i just believe in it wholeheartedly anyway. even futile hope is still hope
Eat this 🍉 with salt
This winter onward the policy will change.
#immortality
#皓衣行 renew it's broadcast license with some Changes in the license and will come out in 2025
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masculine chu wanning. feminine chu wanning. either way i’m making him Impregnated Chu Wanning
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just thought about ranwan growing old together and had to lay down
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sometimes i remember that nowhere in svsss does it actually say that luo binghe has curly hair
everyone imagining xiao chiye with a forehead ribbon but there's not a single mention of it in qjj
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to be clear this is about this complete story and if you are someone who is reading along with the english releases and has only read until volume 6 i do have to this to say to you:
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made this because i was thinking about how when i got to volume 3 i really was fully convinced i had gotten to and through “the sad part” of 2ha. how naive i was. one who knows nothing can understand nothing
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@soobadass
@hourly_ranwan
it’s “晚宁，生辰喜乐，岁岁平安” meaning “Wanning, happy birthday, may you have peace all year” :)
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@wannmew
omg no way… we need to do a study… “does reading the stressful parts of 2ha inflame your abdominal organs”
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@fleurinparadis
i’m only on vol 2 of tgcf and for a second was like “noooo did i just see a spoiler” before i remembered that his ass is like ghost king of the underworld and has been dead from the start. my b hua cheng i forgot about your game
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i can’t believe i started 2ha back in april and i’m still in a state where i think about ranwan every single day and feel like a feral animal
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(with increasing levels of insanity) everyone listen to me. 2ha is the greatest love story ever told
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underrated mo ran 1.0 trait is falling back into the habit of referring to himself as “this venerable one” whenever he’s sleepy or by himself…. it’s so cute
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@dear_xiaogui
what kills me most about this line is that he literally goes back to when he was his disciple and he still waits until he’s 2.0 to fuck him!! wasted opportunity!! mo ran 1.0 you should have been all over that!!
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ranwan fic tags are so funny because they’re always inevitably like “hurt/comfort, first time, soft and tender, breeding kink”
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i literally started reading 2ha like three months ago and this 2ha side account already has 1k posts on it…. activities of a deeply unwell individual
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@Weiifeiyi
yes hahaha i had surgery and they removed my appendix and now i’m fine!! except i’m an 2ha fan now so maybe i’m only kind of fine
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i got the ranwan perfumes…. now i finally know what ranwan smell like….
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CHU WANNING CANONICAL BABYGIRL GOD BLESSSSSS
// nsfw
The translators must've had a fufkigj BLAST calling chu wanning babygirl that's all ik
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thinking about how i feel when i revisit things i worked on several years ago and wondering how the hyx cast would feel if hyx finally released now lmao… if i were them i would lowkey see me from 4 years ago on that screen and be like “oh god 💀💀💀”
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me when i’m reading 2ha and there’s misunderstandings and angst and dubcon: 😈😈😈😈
me when i’m reading a 2ha fic and there’s misunderstandings and angst and dubcon: ⁉️😱🥺😭
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woke up thinking about 2ha and then had to type up some thoughts to get them out of my head. warning for spoilers for the entire novel
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@cattoranwan
him scolding himself for being old and then immediately scolding himself for getting emotional instead just made me laugh like 😭😭😭 couldntve cast a better cwn
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mannn as excited as i am for 2ha jp audio drama and the possibility of more 2ha jp media that could exist without censorship it makes me a little sad too… i want these things in chinese… it is a chinese story… 🥲
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also here he is on my current 2ha shelf :] one day i will make a white cat cwn for the other side hehe
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oh my god i have to share this 2ha tattoo design that my friend sent me 😭 the details… jiangui and tianwen…
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with each new bab cover i become more and more confused about what the plot of the book is
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@sqqsprosecutor
i saw that exact same dude earlier and am ashamed to admit that even in the face of that enormous thing i was exclusively thinking about mo ran and binghe 😭😭
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oh my god my direct supervisor’s name at work is morgan and i just unironically almost sent a message to him that started with “hey mo ran”,
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today i engaged in yaoi science and combined a vial of chu wanning perfume with a vial of mo ran perfume to create Ranwan Perfume
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after MONTHS of searching for this taxian-jun plushie… i finally brought him home 🥹
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i put cwn on one wrist and mr on the other and i cannot stop sniffing the cwn wrist like it’s light and floral and smells sooooo good it’s addicting 😔 mo ran i’m sorry for ever clowning on you i get it now
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@luzhegongzhu
yessss absolutely :’) this is also his excuse if mo ran ever tries to tease him about it he’d be like [angry blush] isn’t it normal to seek warmth 🙄😤
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@n0vemberninth
ME TOOOO i was like when do things start getting better!!!! we’re so close to the final chapter meatbun you promised me a happy ending!!!!! meatbun!!!!
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i know everyone loves mo ran 2.0 because he’s so kind and caring but something about 1.0 is SO endearing to me. comedy king. he’s always like “yeah of course i hate chu wanning, can’t fuckin stand that guy. please look away from my boner”
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ranwan hsr au… mo ran a foxian with borisin bloodline, infected with moon rage; chu wanning a cold and impassive vidyadhara who mr is supposed to study under at the alchemy commission. mo ran thinks cwn hates him but doesn’t know he’s spent years searching for a way to cure him
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this cat so perfectly encapsulates everything about chu wanning
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@txjunbby
i was just thinking like wow… this volume is so blissful… there’s so much to come 🥲
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i love danmei because only in danmei fandoms do you encounter fics with tags like “non-consensual consensual non-consent”
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the erha plushies that i ordered arrived at the proxy buyer warehouse and these hostage-esque photos they send crack me up every time
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thoughts toward the “danmei themes are too complex for teenagers” discourse… i don’t think it’s good to avoid complex themes when you’re too young to “get” them. wrangling with complexity, drawing conclusions, maturing a little and drawing new conclusions is normal and necessary
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@camiix27
i keep thinking about chu wanning going grey first… and him being horribly insecure about it, of course, but they lay together and mo ran runs his fingers through chu wanning’s hair and kisses every place along his scalp he sees a grey strand 🥹
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every day i log on here and desperately attempt to retweet ranwan art i have already retweeted
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major spoilers for the entire novel all the way up until the end but i highly recommend anyone who likes 2ha to watch this video, it’s so wonderfully crafted
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@princehuacheng
hot take but seeking redemption is absolutely one of if not THE central theme of 2ha, with a lot more than just mo ran (huaizui and the chu family, nangong xu and luo fenghua, etc etc). i think anyone who insists that it’s not a redemption story didn’t really get it either Lol
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watching the tgcf donghua for the first time and crying laughing i was like “oh boy! fengqing! my oomfs like them! :D” and then they just started punching each other
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plus, based on the hints of discourse i see that are perpetuated by fully grown adults in danmei fandoms, i think it’s silly to say that all of the adults reading these novels actually have a mature attitude and solid grasp of the books’ themes. lol. anyway thoughts over
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🔞 /
lately i have been thinking about a
#ranwan
vampire scenario where mo ran gets turned during his disciple days 🧵
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just encountered a post in the wild completely unrelated to danmei or 2ha where someone intended to write “you absolute moron” and wrote “you absolute moran” and it did get a good chuckle out of me
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babe come over for game night. yeah i’ve got the ranwan confession 1000 piece puzzle and the ranwan playing cards
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also that is supposed to say “through” the sad part if it’s not clear
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my main acc tl appears to be moderately affected by the brazil ban and my danmei acc tl is somehow in complete shambles
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using 2ha’s full government name makes me feel so weird like typing out “the husky and his white cat shizun” feels wasteful and excessive
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@boygirlenjoyer
best of both worlds: third round begging desperate cwn FOURTH round fucked stupid
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i unironically love the svsss donghua like this is the most babygirl anyone has ever looked
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no creations on earth have ever been more in love with each other than chu wanning and mo ran
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just encountered an accidental “xue yang” instead of “xue meng” in a 2ha fic and the immediate whiplash in my mental construction of the scene was really something
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just encountered a word in cn that i had never seen before so i looked it up and laughed out loud when i realized the pronunciation
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top confession is chu wanning. middle one is mo ran
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i just found a couple of outtake/blooper reels that the 2ha audio drama team uploaded and they’re so funny 😭
here’s one where cwn’s va is like “TIANWEN! oh, that was too loud.… (quiet and very serious) tianwen.” and then he starts cracking himself up
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@shizunsmittens
on one hand this is sooo cute and mo ran would want cwn to be as comfortable as possible but on the other hand i can totally see him being like oh the plushie huh 🥺🥺 don’t you wanna cuddle with me instead 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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today my confession of sin is that i think ranwan and cezhou look similar enough that sometimes i’ll bookmark sexy cezhou art just to pretend
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CHU WANNING….
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on one hand i want to buy physical copies of the erha english editions. on the other hand i don’t really want a physical print of the chu wanning foot pic in my house
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@sdeprived_
oh my god i’m sorry that happened but that’s so funny… we gotta lock meatbun up she’s gonna cause a public health crisis
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@princehuacheng
ohhhh this is SO good. imagine if he’s super passive and blankly accepting of any treatment after coming back wrong and txj thought he would feel victorious for finally getting cwn to submit to him but he can’t manage to feel satisfied at all
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i love the worldwide nature of fandoms because it means TWO DAY CHARACTER BIRTHDAYS BABYYYY
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