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this is the theme song of being unemployed and not in school
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Ok but days be so “filler coded” to the point that you’ll hear this song in the background
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@Skipy_arts doom is really funny bc he has like soviet style evil propaganda posters all around but its shit like "dont litter" or "make sure to brush your teeth for good health"
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@cpp999x autism mom here, my child won’t stop crying when i deep fry it, how do i stop this behavior?
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@DIOButFemale this image pisses me off bc saitama would be over the moon to find someone stronger than him
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@AttackOnChitin u also have to mention mcdonalds and taylor are owned by the same company, and its not mcdonalds that pays, its the managers
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@SilviaFoxtris rust is genuinely like the worst mp game ever its the worst of the fps genre, survival genre and base building genre all in one
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@kattaclyzm
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if u show up to the date it becomes ezekiel, 26
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@Real_tttt_takes anon is a sweet guy i think
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@CapacitorCorpse the 2nd panel is unrealistic saitama would be over the moon if someone didnt die with little to no effort on his end
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@drezzzdon streaming porn on KICK 😭😭
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@BabyBinko "say the line dolljack!" "this is really riffling my filling!" "haha i love this guy"
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@evilprism i love watching one piece fans after having caught up to the manga bc they’ll be like “omg luffys attack was so badass” and his attack will be having a piano fall on him and his teeth being replaced with piano keys
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@daisymels and yet she has learned nothing
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lots of ppl saying "my theme" with a homestuck or visual novel pfp like, yeah we know
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@Dannyylyyy the pandemic killed him
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@simulacrimosa 10 year old child beats pokemon, lion beats 10 year old child its basic math
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naked and covered in oil, who wins?
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i need twerk off hypotheticals with MEN
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@Hjhugj2 @DIOButFemale this isnt true, his iconic move is the "one punch" where he punches all over the guys.
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@Real_tttt_takes those r the kinds of boys i want to hold close to me
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this fucking show was so weird bc rhey had like 30 character models and a dozen environments and had to make like a hundred episodes
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@HEROofYOKOHAMA i peed my pants a little..
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@INXLiNGs @misteryurifag "light and L sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G" and hes ugly crying
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@upandoutcomic ohh i thought you meant literal pet i was like "whats wrong with getting a dog or a cat to feel less lonely"
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@ZunkleFunkle the thing is, most anime women are closer to caricatures of women designed to be jerked off to, meanwhile dungeon meshi characters just look like real ppl
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@ANerdNamedJerry that one image of ganondorf saying "Why'd you rate dark souls the same as crossy road
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@DinardTheSilly please tell me ur not from the us i will cry
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@FaceMyFears_ "you have to save him! he's 80% of our business!"
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@ssoulsilvers this is the worst thing i have ever had the displeasure of seeing.
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@GangstaCat__ you could say.. you could say... you youre a busy bee
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@krembeni THATS WHAT I SAID I THOUGHT IT WAS STAR WARS
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@GRlFFS Well I do have a crush on someone. It's @POTUS
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@honeycombwinter pretty sure it was the shift from physical to digital, on physical a character had to have a skin tone above pale white because of markers which prevented higher ups from going in last second and whitewashing it (what often happens)
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@EasterBunnyHops @Xotic_PIayz but stan smith has trained for this twerk off for years in the CIA
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@metalscissor no community note its real
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@HaelHallo @PaintyPaints im like this but when an admin points it out i say "give me the funny ones" and i always get some shit like "armpit licker" and its pee yellow and apparently its existed for 3 decades
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i get that its tone deaf as fuck to do this, but honestly if papyrus from undertale told me not to kill myself i think i wouldnt do it, for him
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@the6eyed he ate it, it broke all of his teeth but he ate it
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@rad_dude124 mexican youtube is abt to be fire
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@scrimblobimbini @slayvideos i used to be friends with someone who was friends with this person
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@TheAntifaTurtle hitler particles so dense the camera only picks up swastika shaped static
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@PathfinderFacts i think its really funny that this tweet ruined the poop fartious guy's presence online because noone would stop calling him that
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@zombietwinkie44 @EnbossFoster mailmen serve a purpose in society though
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@nisemonova he knows what hes talking about
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tbh it pissed me off how noone talks abt the fact that companies like google actively promoted bullying and alt right views during the 2015-2017 era i would literally just watch minecraft videos but i would still get some nazi bs in my recommendations
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There's this phrase I see bandied about on twitter called "my nazi phase" and, guys, there's two kinds of "nazi phases" There's "i was 14 and watched a Sargon of Akkad video because he targeted literal children to spew right wing propaganda at" and there's "I was a nazi."
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@akidnamedsyl @adusadunkadules @LiamBeUponYe can ttg be classified as an educational show bc the writers have run out of ideas so theyre just like giving life advice now
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@sen7ience could u imagine dudes making those during the civil rights era and it genuinely making people support her
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@djsmellyballs honestly rhe biggest issue in this pic is their line art is one thick solid line and never varies in transparency or thickness
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@willsgardevoir the fucking fire alarm i wouldve been crying
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keffals when trans people dont worship her for being a popular trans woman after she repeatedly platforms horrible people and harasses people of colour with her popularity multiple times
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@Scrimblor1 @PuccaNoodles i want to have his children god he’s so fuckjng hit
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@krembeni i made this edit when i firsr saw this
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@springbris i thinm this is what the dude from baki would say
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@Coolsato6002 there are more kids than dead characters
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@inclusiveaigis @scrimblobimbini "yeah i lied about getting drunk off ketchup for attention online and got cancelled"
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@inizmihs @AttackOnChitin ya fundamentally getting mcdonalds to let u run a location is equivalent to a pyramid scheme, they just milk you dry of money however they can
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@cs_deathmatch thisbis so fucking funny
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@yoshi_epic @kishikybe not even god himself could get this out of me
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'oomfies, you may notice a collar around your neck.. well, unless you unfollow in 24 hours...."
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@Neeb_noob patrick star????
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@kohakudoori we need kohaku to beat up a cartoon villain representing vaping to save the youth
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@bananaman360123 @simulacrimosa no, this math results in my side losing so im against it
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@b0tster idr the name of it but there was a horror game called "the _ paradox" or something and all of the enemies are doctors/nurses that broke the hippocratic oath and the patients were represented as victims of their abuse i really liked it, it resonated w me bc of psych ward trauma
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@deFreiheit @thatoneotherdud @AaronArraez1 @GoodReddit nah that’s clearly an i idk what the hell ur talking abt
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@TemporarioZol @DanaTheWana i feel like buu works really well because hes strong enough to regularly point out the character flaws in the characters, vegeta's pride, gohan's arrogance, trunks/goten being kids, goku insisting on leaving it to the next generation mostly just bc of how he progresses so fast
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@GiornoBlue @ruggyscruggy honestly i kinda fw it
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@Amanseeks the lethal company guy has made more really great games they were just singleplayer
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@GODF1STSUICID3 evil destiny 2 would be more like: i am a fun game
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"dad im gay" "who cares" "dad im dating goten"
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Vegeta would not be homophobic, if Trunks ever came out to him his reaction would just be ''Ok? And?'' because I doubt the far reaches of space have stereotypical gender and sexuality norms so to him it'd be like telling him the sky is blue
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@LeftAtLondon @DetournementArc this is cognitive behavioral therapy
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@mikeyishaunted have u ever seen death note
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@ikamiku_ if i saw an older woman with a hammer and sickle tattoo my pupils would turn into hearts and my tongue would roll out like a carpet
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@Miguelstuff0 @cyberseraphim_ you hit this and its like the guilty gear counter where it zooms in and slows down for a second but it plays a laugh track
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@ANerdNamedJerry i still cant get over the fsct that as soon as he did the face reveal all of his fangirls just dropped him
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@daisymels have u ever talked to someone w a phd? this changes nothing
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@tttt_takes that makes me oddly euphoric
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@giganticbuddha i have to roast them for 20....
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@CatgirlAnarcho i got so mad i had a dream where i found a dress in hyrule castle and immediately put it on
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@SilviaFoxtris design wise its fucked because of the obscene ammount of grinding required for even just basic things, also pay to win dlc recently imo i just think the base building is boring and the guns arent fun to use
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@scrimblobimbini i dont think they even drank ketchup, they just made this post for attention and then everyone got rly mad at them and they dissapeared from the internet
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@GoodReddit its happening again
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@Robalou3 @cceeeccceee 911 happened 21 years ago… i can’t call it
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@YakuzaDeadSouIs don't starve amongst all of that
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@lunaswagmoney i find it funny how half of the guilty gear characters that everyone likes r just some guy that knows how to do something random like yeah this venom guy is just immortal for some reason
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@Gelzazz unironically if u look up the devs of cocoon theyre literally an industry plant disguised as an indie company
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@galaxybushy @ColinHi47711591 @_rainshowers_ they're 2 stories of magical worlds that exist alongside the modern world they are very much comparable, and harry potter does not deserve respect for having a message of "reinforce the system that causes suffering for everyone, you might crawl to the top and suffer less!"
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