@LTock @ask_aubry Same

@evilclamchowder @RhodeToLove Yeah, fair enough

@evilclamchowder @RhodeToLove No shade to either of them, but Mark looks exactly like Tig Notaro

@jzux You're doing the lord's work, sis

@Cartoon_Cynic @Yuncle1 Same page. I'm an educator, and I regularly coach high schoolers away from saying "times it by" to saying "multiply it by"

@thebirthofvnus Robert Eggers movies are the only movies I see in theaters anymore. Gimme gimme more

@Provokethoughtz I am worried about this so much. Not for myself (I make more than my husband does and could maintain our household on my income alone), but for my sisters across the country who depend on sharing costs or who -- worse -- don't have any income of their own.

@sabatonfan69 The implied rest of the line is something like, "I'd sculpt you forever," I think? But he realizes mid-line that he's not a sculptor?

@SketchesbyBoze Coding is a language, same as learning Mandarin or Russian. It's useful in certain contexts, but ultimately it's just another way to read the world. The humanities are what gets translated into language. Code bros are just language majors whose language is currently lucrative.

@oliverc85 @YIMBYLAND There are no street-facing driveways in this picture. It's a pre-war "suburb" aka bedroom community. It's not an "average" suburb, which has street-facing driveways and therefore more separation between street-lining trees.

@brian_is_tired @CommonSense2_O @VivekGRamaswamy It was added to the pledge the exact year this doofus OP was born, even. Bro thinks his experience is the One True American Experience. smh

@JoelSchamber @jonfavs (I agree with you, but what you said reminded me of this)

@PatrickH144 @300furrybears @DreamLeaf5 However, I don't think (legally) that's what is happening here. It seems like another dog and pony show. People call Trump a clown, but he's actually the carnival barker, announcing all the clown shows

@Hezbolsonaro I actually feel kind of bad for Vance. Sure, he's living in the VP manse and allegedly presiding over the senate, but unless he can convince the senate to do an Ides of March, he's gonna be basically impotent until Elon gets bored of being president to Trump's VP.

@dykemoder I wish I could be in support of all three, but alas: I was born and raised in Pittsburgh

@Cartoon_Cynic @Yuncle1 tbh I think this is fine if the person saying it is <12 years old

@Yuncle1 RIP DOE. You are already missed.

@gussagussg Late-stage capitalism sucks

@biggreasyballs @MareteWaCyril @hoodcrazy_ Flattered to be called a baby when I was born during the Reagan administration🥰