happy get bangs february, that's when it's february and u get bangs

@brusqueheron I was most certainly not stable enough for a while. sometimes u just gotta lock in

@iggyp00p I wouldn't want that for either of us

@iggyp00p u may proceed but I will continue platonically turning u down 🫡

@theaprilpapers I think every woman is capable of having a stable woman inside her, it's just that sometimes that stable woman is me

AI used to mean something different. something better.

@brynna_tyler I'm pretty indifferent about it but I'm glad I can be an inspiration to others 🫡

@heshe_heresy not really? at least not a noticeable amount

@sunshowerbutch (that was the plan but idk if I'll actually tweet it lmao)

why would I care if the cyclops has multiple partners

if fat bottomed girls came out today it would be called big titty theys

I've received insider info on next year's halftime show

@ihateterfs many such cases today 😔

glad to see that after all these years I'm still a 'tell every I love and appreciate them' type of drunk

RT @saquon: Random.. but RuneScape was really lit !

RT @sbodrojan: I think philly is like the Paris of North America…beauty…people in the streets…fraternity….i will die for my beautiful natio…

haven't been this hungover since I stopped trying to drink away my gender and all I got to say is holy shit my thighs look so much better now

I know they won it all back in 2017 but it's so beautiful to actually truly be alive for a birds superbowl. I love my team I love my city I love everyone who has ever said go birds and I love every transsexual who has ever walked this earth goodnight