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@Cleavon_MD
Anytime a church holds a political event, they should lose their tax-exempt status.
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@JEmilyTX
@RepDebHaaland
I’ve seen smirks like that. Usually in pictures of lunch counters in Alabama, or in 1938 Germany. They usually all portray a group (always a group) of white men smirking or laughing as they intimidate old Jewish men, or young black men.
Social media, do your thing.
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@SawyerHackett
Wasn’t doing the much same thing to anyone of Japanese ancestry during WW2 considered one of the low points in modern American history?
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@MichaelRapaport
The reason some people feel empowered to act like this is because other people choose to do nothing. He should have had his face rearranged for getting in an elderly lady’s face like that.
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@BrianHNelligan
@SteveMartinToGo
I suggest staying the hell away from cruise ships for the rest of your life.
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@GeneralClark
@Sendem2Belize
Where are all the gun-toting, Second Amendment-types that have hoarded weapons all their lives because of the fear of some tyrannical abuse of power by an over-reaching federal government?
Or is it just easier to stand there and look tough in front of unarmed protesters?
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@Slainte0222
@Goodable
I saw the musical “Come from Away”. My god, I blubbered like a baby for the final 10 minutes…I never felt SO PROUD to be a Canadian.
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@RonFilipkowski
He WAS trying to comply! He was pulled out the vehicle by 3-5 guys (for no apparent reason) all yelling contradictory orders WHILE being simultaneously pepper-sprayed and beaten. He was heard multiple times saying “OK, OK”.
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@Just_Saki_
@DanRather
As opposed to the line that will forever immortalize this president - “I don’t take any responsibility at all”.
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@chant_ian
@CBCAlerts
Yes, by all means. Because in a global pandemic, the first thing we should do is cut funding to a place that specializes in....global pandemics.
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@ErrolWebber
You can usually tell how big a fool someone in by the number of times they have to mention how patriotic they are.
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@Irfankhan03337
@JustinTrudeau
Well, they must feel like such idiots for wasting all that time on polio and smallpox vaccines.
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@itsmichelebro
@shannonrwatts
Well, a secured shootin’ iron ain’t no damn use when robbers come, or the commies, or long-hairs, or druggies, or people askin’ for directions. Gotta be ready.
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@patriottakes
I saw KC silently take a knee on a football field to raise awareness on a social justice issue. I DIDN’T see him storm the steps of the Capitol with a mob bent on overturning an election. I didn’t see him vandalizing and causing mayhem.
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@nfrisch1305
@RexChapman
Even if you have been arrested, and even if you don’t want your hair messed with - that is absolutely no justification for getting whipped head-first into a wall. She’s literally half his size and handcuffed.
This is why people say policing need to be reformed.
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@CBCNews
He drove 100 miles to insert himself into a volatile situation with a fully loaded semi-automatic rifle. Obviously willing to use it. The first sign of trouble, he starts blasting away. Don’t pick fights with tougher people than you, and then claim self-defence.
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@JuddLegum
@RonDeSantisFL
DeSantis has now officially banned more books than he’s ever read.
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@TheGoodDr03
@ddale8
Because American network news bosses don’t want to lose access to him. They don’t want to be harangued by Trump’s tweets.
In a nutshell....gutless and nutless.
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@pattonoswalt
Visual definition of a man that has stopped even the APPEARANCE of giving an actual fuck about doing his job.
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@MattOswaltVA
Betty white is glaring at Saget right now.
“Couldn’t give me a goddamned week, could you?”
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@QDaragh
@AndrewStoeten
Dearest Sister...
I bring distressing tidings from the frontier. Our domicile, humble as it may be, is being subjected to the predations of feral hogs - causing us to sit on the stoop with our muskets to protect our children Ekeziel, Jebediah, and Chastity from being et up.
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@DrAmirKhanGP
We were out visiting friends last night. We had a beautiful day on the lake, and a nice supper afterwards. My mother rang me up at 9pm, asking if “everything was alright because we weren’t home yet”.
I am 60 years old.
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@MWingless
@StephenKing
If Hunter Biden is relevant because of his father - then let’s carve out a few hours to discuss Ivanka and Jared, shall we?
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@ananavarro
No, they didn’t BAN airplanes…just like they didn’t ban cars after decades of people being launched thru windshields or gas tanks exploding or engines ending up in laps during accidents. They mandated changes in laws to PROTECT people. Why is this so hard to comprehend?
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@antonramil
@DailyLoud
Years ago, my Driver Ed teacher said “Never assume anything, except that other drivers are trying to kill you…and you should drive accordingly.” I never assume that just because I know I have the green light, that the other guy knows he has the red.
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@JEmilyTX
@RepDebHaaland
Classic bullying technique.
People like this will say and do things in a mob that they would NEVER say or do alone.
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@charliekirk11
Did you listen to the reasons why?
Poorer neighborhoods not getting improved infrastructure is a big reason why.
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@EdKrassen
Personally speaking, “woke” means being aware of some social issues that maybe I took as the natural order of things being a white, heterosexual, occasional Christian. It means being aware that other cultures and people exist on the same earth as me.
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@LaBoomer68
@MarALago
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Trump supporters still haven’t figured out that he wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire.
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@justinbaragona
Why is it that rich people always seem to think the answer to everything is to pay poor people less?
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@itskylealbert
@RpsAgainstTrump
The amount of criminal activity that went on in order to subvert the results of an election is wild.
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@mail_american
@JoJoFromJerz
Are you honestly comparing a few million people in a country carrying single shot rifles - to millions living side by side in our modern cities, all carying weapons that can kill a dozen people in as many seconds?
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@sara_dinatale
@TB_Times
Unfortunately, legal liability and the threat of financial damages seems to be the ONLY way to get employers and industry to change their ways. Face it, it it wasn’t for consumers’ legal action, we’d all be driving around in Corvairs with no seat belts.
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@IanDunt
@GeraldKutney
She asks the questions that those old men find awkward to answer.
She demands to know why the burden of fighting climate change is being dumped onto her generation, when these same old men have every opportunity to start the process now. And they can’t answer that honestly.
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@realTuckFrumper
Accountability can feel like persecution to those who have never been held accountable.
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@joepabike
@eugenegu
@realDonaldTrump
@AdamParkhomenko
But at this point, I’m good with planting a kilo of cocaine in his luggage and calling the cops.
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@carlososorio
@Reuters
But OF COURSE there’s a cell phone in his hand, just waiting to capture his brave attempt to heckle The Man and then immediately get uploaded to show what a warrior he is.
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@alanfeuer
There’s no time on the clock, they’re down by 3 touchdowns, and their play calling has consisted of heaving Hail Mary passes downfield. Now they’re checking the air in the football and complaining about the ref.
The game is over. The fat lady has sung and gone home.
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@CawsnJaws
@StephenKing
Approximately 66 lost court cases oughta tell anybody who’s not an obsessive lunatic what the results were.
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@jodikantor
@robyndoolittle
Sweet Jesus...is that it? Is this what everyone is losing their minds about?
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@kickynew
@StephenKing
Have you priced out the base Tesla 3? What is it…35-odd grand?
When the working class doesn’t have a problem shelling out 50+K for a pickup truck that’s never going to see an actual dirt road, but calls a 35K Tesla 3 a car for the rich elites…..
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@BillieJeanKing
@Sportsnet
@Bandreescu_
More importantly, this is how PEOPLE - not just women or athletes, should treat each other. A little kindness, a little empathy, and a little grace.
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@JRK_Media
What do you expect from people that get their medical degree from Facebook and their legal training from Law and Order.
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@ConsumerSOS
I’m still wracking my brains trying to figure out what CTV ond CBC’s “agenda” is.
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@maddow
In a matter of days, Russia will announce that Navalny passed away as a result of an illness, and his body cremated immediately thereafter.
Which is a new twist, compared to the usual cause of death of Putin’s critics...namely, accidentally falling out of 5th floor windows.
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@stevlandambrose
They’re charged with conspiring to murder RCMP officers. They found -
- 13 long guns
- handguns
- multiple sets of body armour
- a large quantity of ammunition (36k rounds and 2 pipe bombs at one guy’s house!)
- illegal high capacity magazines
These guys were planning carnage.
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@johnlegend
But no….too many people are using the “if I had to suffer…EVERYONE has to suffer” argument. It’s not fair, they will say….like the 6-year old looking at the amount of pudding in the other guy’s bowl.
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@RWPUSA
@MrJonCryer
Seems like “making false and unsupported assertions in a lawsuit” is pretty much mandatory for GOP lawyers thees days.
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@obscuracrimepod
@historyinmemes
If my kids or friends get killed by a drunk driver, I don’t care if he won WWII single-handedly. The law is clear.
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@theLLCoolK
@PierrePoilievre
Because I’d rather manufacture outrage. I’d rather hint, suggest, and make innuendos. If I don’t know the truth, I can’t be called a liar.
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@ScottDuncanWX
@GretaThunberg
But hey, don’t get excited.
Apparently there’s some kind of 70-year “solar cycle” happening…so in a few years, a cosmic “restore to default setting” button is gonna get pressed, and everything will revert to normal.
Or so some guy named “FuckGreta” says on Twitter.
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@bessbell
@MrJonCryer
And those overblown Wright brothers! Barely 30 seconds aloft - covering a mere 120 feet. I’ve kicked a rock further than that. I mean, REALLY!
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@CalltoActivism
Serious question here - if found guilty, what are the likely repercussions for Trump? Worst case?
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@jaxinn
@RonFilipkowski
Not to many MAGA-types worrying about what salad to bring to the annual summer Mensa picnic.
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@FreeAlbertaRob
@PierrePoilievre
The guy was a farmer who was asking a question….or at least TRYING to ask a question.
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@Benjami46003659
@protectheflames
@tgracchus1848
If it’s class warfare - it’s the Mayors vs. The Idiots.
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@CodingFiend
@GeorgeTakei
The whole Holocaust thing was a giant bummer for lots of people.
But for different reasons than your reading enjoyment.
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@CBCAlerts
Reason
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,385 why most Canadians are getting pretty sick and tired of Albertans.
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@jgalan707
@CalltoActivism
From what, exactly?
America existed before Trump - and will continue to exist afterwards.
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@TheAVClub
I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope. - Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption.
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@Rlboo22Lang
@anthonycwalker
Can you imagine going through life as a 10-year old child? No adult worries. No stress. Play all day. Eat all you want. Sleep like a log.
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@aballinga
At this point, it just boils down to “We want the MSM to confirm that the stuff we read about in the dark, fringey corners of the internet is actually TRUE. Validate our suspicions.”
Showing them the facts is pointless because they don’t believe the source of the facts.
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@therecount
Biden said there are SOME Republicans that want to fiddle with Social Security, etc…and there ARE some that have made the rounds on the standard GOP media tour, publicly expressing that very opinion. You know exactly who, too.
So what part of this is a lie?
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@MarlowNYC
@4lisaguerrero
Funny joke? I have been a comedy aficionado for the better part of my life, and I literally see no joke there.
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@ProjectLincoln
@Perduesenate
@KLoeffler
Honestly, I think there’s some kind of inverse relationship between the amount of American flags one can wear and carry, and the number of working brain cells in one’s heads.
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@colossusPhD
“Communist-style tiny wartime homes”?
You mean the tens of thousands of homes that were built right after WW2 for our returning veterans? Modest, affordable 2-3 bedroom homes that allowed our ppl to buy and start families in?
My first home? Communist-style…geddafugouttahere.
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@justfranklin
@MarkRuffalo
@GretaThunberg
If anything is borderline - it’s the idiocy in that comment. Honest to god, you should be on a sunny shelf, getting watered twice a week.
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@kimber_1971
@JustinTrudeau
Nah…you can’t do anything about colour or orientation.
You HAD a choice to vaccinate. You just didn’t want to.
That’s called “consequences for your decisions”…an understanding of which seems far too rare these days.
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@TimRunsHisMouth
But nobody KNEW he had them….not even him. And when he stops cooperating with the proper authorities by lying about their wherabouts or existence, and by ignoring subpoenas…THEN we’ll talk about raids, ok?
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@ItsDeanBlundell
Oh, now people are “manipulating” these chats, are they?
You mean by just simply recording the literal words that come out of your mouths? Accountability, ladies - accountability.
This is the finding out phase…
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@SchwartzTime
@CBCNews
Maybe this is whacko/crazy stuff, but most workers get a couple weeks or so paid vacation every year. And as with most heads of state, security and some staff are provided as a matter of course.
As for running the country - you know we have a Deputy Prime Minister, right?
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@JerriJamz
Can they just have a big red American Idol-style button that can be pressed when someone starts spouting stupid shit?
Or at least put some kind of trap-door behind the podium that opens up?
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