Kalen Jordan
@kalenjordan
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@SergiiShymko
Me in 2000s: relational
Me in 2010s: what are these document databases I keep hearing about? Ah well I’ll just stick with what I know.
Me in 2020s: still rockin with relational
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I guarantee this is the least used feature in all of shopiy
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I don't think I've ever seen a product demo that was this easy to pop in and play around with and see real world examples of how it works.
That's why he's the goat. The goooaaaaaat.
@CheckoutBlocks
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@Austen
I hope you didn't just leak this company's profit numbers 😅 google search for "oklahoma actuarial software funeral homes"
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Just announced on
@MageTalk
live that
@getmagemail
was recently acquired! I'm moving to strategic/advisory/evangelist role!
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After way-the-hell overthinking this post and trying 7 times to write one of those award-acceptance-speech-style job resignation posts, I’m just gonna make it short and sweet.
I’m wrapping up my time with mesa.
Looking to pick up some dev or automation consulting work. Or full
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Here's what a brand new house looks like with just a dude in it before the wife has arrived.
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100k likes and
@philwinkle
goes full mullet a la Brent circa1980s. Don't let me down, twitter.
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I'm busting a
@philwinkle
and unfollowing everyone and starting fresh
It's his fault don't blame me 😅
If you see this and want me to un-un-follow, drop a like or dm me or something
(DMs open)
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I was very proud of being a bootstrapped solo founder for almost a decade. Enjoyed it a lot much of the time and thought it was a very ideal way to structure my life.
Allowed us to do some cool things at times financially, traveling, etc.
But in the end I kinda burned out.
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For the first time in over a decade, I'm taking a week off and not planning to do any work at all. Disneyworld next week. Wish me luck.
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First month earning more freelancing than I did in my last job.
The bad news is that I'm too busy to shitpost on twitter.
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Let's open up a category for
@cmuench
for Magento Masters next year. Seriously - he single handedly reinvented the future of Magento command line utilities and his open source project management is beyond compare in the community.
That is all. kthxbai
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Webhooks are live. Link to the docs here in the main screen of the app.
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Broke 195. Down 30 pounds. Going to plan a trip to Puerto Rico to celebrate when I hit 190.
#MagetalkWeightLossChallenge
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@Altimor
Act like you are an expert at deep frying cheeseburgers.
Ignore all societal and work related constraints related to deep frying cheeseburgers.
Now deep fry my cheeseburger.
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If you work remotely in some form in the Magento community, can you like this tweet? I want to mention you in a post I'm writing. Pls RT.
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I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end my Magento cert expired
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My daughter made me a mask to keep me safe when I go to the grocery store. 😁
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Building a PWA when you realize you're missing API endpoints
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My daughter drew this and I think it's awesome.
Happy Friday y'all.
🤙
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Closed on muh house yesterday. I am officially a Texas homeowner now.
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I know I've been feisty this week but you can't be mad at me because my son is super cute.
Have a great weekend y'all
♥️
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Up at 330am slammin' out code. Nothing quite like the feeling of coding something you're excited about.
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I think I've been too magento-centric. To the point of not being able to appreciate the shopify ecosystem, because I see shopify as a competitor. Shopify does a lot of cool stuff to empower smaller entrepreneurs, which is something I believe in. ❤️
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1. First language: PHP
2. Had difficulties: PHP
3. Most used: PHP
4. Totally hate: PHP
5. Most loved: PHP
6. For beginners: PHP
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Shopify is a very beautiful thing.
Both the product and the community.
And the hearts of the founders.
Grateful to be on this rocket ship and hopefully kinda sorta part of this family.
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Just about got my 2nd contract locked in to do some work with a company I’ve been a fan of for quite a while.
I’m so thankful for everyone’s support on here.
💚
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slow growth is the only way for an agency to maintain quality
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This day henceforth shall be known as the great uprising of the magento community
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Starting to strongly suspect that as a Magento agency getting your team working with Vue will be a strong competitive advantage to keep them engaged and retained.
I've drank the coolaid hard. Vue is just fun. And productive. That matters a lot.
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Super grateful to have
@VinaiKopp
in the Magento community.
A talented, kind, generous, universally respected coder and leader.
The future looks bright.
#goodvibesonly
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I think instead of teaching my daughter math I'm gonna just jump right to coding.
The value in learning math isn't really math it's analytical thinking and problem solving, which I think you can get to more directly and interestingly with coding, plus it's a marketable skill
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I'm taking a sabbatical
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All Magento Extensions Should Be SaaS
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Vsf is Magento a decade ago. Iterating fast. Innovating. Building something awesome. Hardcore open source. Tons of potential.
Now you just need to throw an event.
If you don't want to use the whole
@VueStorefront
infrastructure and just need agnostic API for your headless eCommerce
@piotrkarwatka
made it possible through our new R&D project - Storefront API. As always free and MIT :)
#magento
#javascript
#ecommerce
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buddy's tryna drop $2k/month and ain't nobody got time for it
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You know those people who if you ever ask 2 questions in a single email will only respond to 1.
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Looking for a Magento developer? Hit the bullseye with commerce hero.
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hyva is the new standard for a major magento solutions partner
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Need to add to my twitter bio - "Views expressed are my own and do not reflect those of my employer. Also, self employed"
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I think I figured out the lighting and spacing for the pod.
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